10 Things I Learned While Being the Only Sober in the trip : LSD | Torhoo darknet markets

People on acid will absolutely forget what a fork is mid-bite.

Someone will cry because the moon “looked at them weird.”

Always have a non-trippy snack ready. Gushers and philosophy do not mix.

Keep a blanket nearby. Not for warmth just so they feel “safe from the void.”

Do NOT let them Google “how to breathe manually.”

If someone says “I feel like I’m dying,” 90% of the time they just need water.

The other 10%? Give 'em water slightly faster.

“Am I okay?” will be asked 47 times. Just lie confidently.

Your bathroom mirror is not your friend. Turn it around if you have to unless you want someone to argue with themselves for 45 minutes.

Nobody regrets having a trip sitter until the he lets them text their ex.

And if it gets too weird... just remember: you’re the only one who knows the fridge isn’t actually plotting anything. Probably