My next door neighbor is an asshole and he likes to do this weird coughing sound when he passes by my window so when he did it this morning to go do his laundry i went down after him and took the lid off a black Sharpie magic marker and threw it in the dryer with his clothes that were drying.
Next time, fill some of that tiny plastic bags that are usually used for carrying drugs with shit (human or animal) and throw like 10 of them into his dryer. Life-lasting shit stink
It would be bad ass if you used all your alts to vote 'Bad Ass', then everyone would think you are bad ass even if they originally thought you were low class.
Because I'm bad, I'm bad, shamone (bad, bad, really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
You know it (really, really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad (bad, bad)
Shamone, you know (really, really bad)
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's bad?
what if
you returned from work
only to discover
someone
had entered your home
in a clandestine fashion
and drove a kitchen steak knife
through the eye
of your beloved
Stuffed animal
who is now pinned
(helplessly)
to the wall
Considering people regularly get murdered in my neighborhood
I would find something like that to be pretty alarming
and I might tend to examine my recent behavior a little more carefully
as having been profiled
FBI!
princess
LEA