AMA with Parsed from Alphabay : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets Torhoo!

4 points

3 months ago

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# i have question

Learning you are parsed makes a lot of sense

why out of everyone from alphaby 2 youre the only one deranged mental hospital lunatic? why are you in a perpetual mental breakdown mode? Deleted your account https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHRnljMlZr# account now you're back?

How is your relationship with your father? Abused as child or you are like this in real life?

/u/cognac

3 points

3 months ago

Why are you such a turbo faggot that acts butthurt all the time?

/u/cognac

1 points

3 months ago

This was a question for https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs#. Another one: How long did you actually believe DeSnake will be back? Is it like with the niggers where the father is getting smokes and you were waiting for days hitting F5?

/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star

3 points

3 months ago

Does the codebase for AB exist anywhere that it could be recreated?

/u/nigga

1 points

3 months ago

AB yes somewhere on the clearnet ab2 no

/u/SnuffleupagusScrotum

1 points

3 months ago

thanks nigga

/u/NationalCrimeAgency

2 points

3 months ago

Lube or no lube?

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

verify yourself as nca and your comment would be all time greatest followed by comment of /u/cognac lol

/u/treblex

2 points

3 months ago

Is this just another FUD from a low level cyber specialist which you are or you have actual evidence this is parsed?
FUD is forbidden on dread in theory, remember that noob.

/u/quark P quack

2 points

3 months ago

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/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

/u/CodeIsLaw ,
I can vouch that https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHRnljMlZr# and https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# are the same person ~ AB2 mod.

hey quark seen your posts around dread! Are you ab2 mod too? why arent you having mental breakdowns like enzyme? Share your secret with parsed???

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

Cunt, you can't vouch shit.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

He admitted to me he is Parsed in Dread Private Message. Obviously I asked him if he is Parsed before making this post.

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

Okay, I admit to you I'm /u/DeSnake on public message. What kind of low level retard are you LOL.
Did he sign PGP or something? Or you just believe it, because he said so LOL
He is not parsed. I said it, so you got to believe it. Do you want me to write it to you on PM so you believe it or you can get it on public too?

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

-1 points

3 months ago

He is Parsed, I have already had a Discussion with him and Verified he is Parsed. He knows things only Parsed knew, I am not going to just take someones Word without verifying it lol.

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

L
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Dread is like a high school. You are the prom queen but retarded.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

Is that why you have a Crush on me. I appreciate the Compliment.

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

How sure are you that he is parsed from 1 to 100%?
Be straight with the number.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

101% Parsed. He Verified it already, I am sure he will Verify for you too. I don't think he's hiding that he's Parsed, he just can't use a Banned account so he made a new one.

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

He verified in front of you with PGP signed message since it's 101%, correct?
Do you have parsed key?

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

He answered questions that Only Parsed would have known from Previous Interactions through DeSnake, I didn't PGP Verify him but when someone can answer Every Question you ask them with no Flaws in their answers. I didn't have a Key for Parsed to compare too I just asked him Questions I know Parsed knew the Answers too (they were through private interactions, so wouldn't be known by other people)

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# would you PGP verify yourself? Although I know you are Parsed, it will prove it once and for all.

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

I will allow you to embarrass yourself a little more. Keep on going. When you are done playing teenager, let me know.

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

are they mods whats the deal? give us some drama tuesday been boring lol

/u/treblex

1 points

3 months ago

Both of them are kids suffering from "main character" syndrome. They want to be someone, but they are too stupid and unskilled to be that someone. I am literally enjoying my time with such retards, especially that mongol Code Is Law who has never coded a single project in his life.
L
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/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

You are going to look like a Retard when he proves he is Parsed.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

I wasn't involved in AB no. I was paid for some Bounties but nothing more than that.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

You will see soon.

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

hold on wait a minute

I just asked him Questions I know Parsed knew the Answers too (they were through private interactions, so wouldn't be known by other people)

are you ex mod for ab2 too? How would you know the questions and answeres? /u/quark said he is now if you tell me youre too ill be mind blown lol

/u/CodeIsLaw ,
I can vouch that https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHRnljMlZr# and https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# are the same person ~ AB2 mod.

are you guys keeping in touch?

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

I replied to the wrong comment, you can see my answer on the other.

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

thanks for answer we need a dread book with timeline events for all

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

follow up if you arent ab2 mod is /u/quark ab2 mod?

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

I have no idea about that, I know he owns Omega Market though.

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

his comment /post/64acff9a5acb76cc814c/#c-41745cedda351a7417 says he is ab2 mod

a big headline? omega market admin ex ab2 staff

rabbit hole can go deeper too i havent seen any talks from ab2 mods how much were they in on the scam no telling

/u/nigga

1 points

3 months ago

Yup, you better start creating them posts omega is ran by AB2 mods.

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

1 points

3 months ago

FWIW Parsed previously returned after AB2 went down and pretty much offered to do an AMA at that time so this would not be unusual behavior from him.

/u/IThinkImMe Attention Whore 💋

1 points

3 months ago

"Yeah I wanted to ask you how little you sold out for and what it feels like to have no soul and a black heart" - Clerks - The Animated Series

/u/TW1234

1 points

3 months ago

I dont remember him/her, what was their role in Alphabay? Questions would be geared towards the answer to that question.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

1 points

3 months ago

Junior Support Mod I think.

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs#scammer

1 points

3 months ago

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# does anyone love you

/u/malloc

1 points

3 months ago

/u/CodeIsLaw

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Ask him how the admin panel looked like. Thanks.

/u/Phobos36 P 100% not a retard

1 points

3 months ago

Damn, i like how one part of the comment section turned into a full on Jerry Springer moment.

/u/workingnow P 🇵 remium 💎 Level

1 points

3 months ago

Okay guys, free popcorn tonight

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

2 points

3 months ago

Nice flair!

/u/workingnow P 🇵 remium 💎 Level

1 points

3 months ago

IKR 😏

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

2 points

3 months ago

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

/u/magnitude3429

1 points

3 months ago

Did you see any bad signs before the market went down?

/u/phantom6886

1 points

3 months ago

Appreciate you doing this, https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs#.

A more technical question from a privacy angle:

During your time involved with AB2, did you observe any recurring flow-level mistakes from vendors or buyers when trying to exit crypto?

I’m talking about things like:
– using reused swap pairs (e.g., XMR > BTC > same CEX)
– predictable TX sizes
– static routing that made analysis easier

Was there any strategy you saw that actually worked consistently to avoid tracebacks?

Not asking for names — just structural insight, if you’re open to it.

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# P

-2 points

3 months ago

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/u/cognac

3 points

3 months ago

From AB2 Mod (a faggot) to just a faggot. Your financial decline is public.

/u/realitymixer P

1 points

3 months ago

wasnt parsed the guy saying he doesnt want money from drug dealers laced with fent? now he taking money from drug overlords to protect their drug empires

and accuses others how poor they are ?? confusion of highest orda

Consistency isnt his strong side /u/CodeIsLaw

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# the poor lunatic asylum patient living in the sewers. PLEASE go home enzyme and REDEEEM /u/newbieforever2018

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

1 points

3 months ago

I only know that he was here before so not strange that he has returned. Sadly there can be no redemption for me because I was given a bad coupon code.

/u/CodeIsLaw 📢 Flair me now

0 points

3 months ago

Why are you Scared for people to know? /u/Hugbunter pull up the DIscussion between me and Parsed from a Backup if you can since it wasn't encrypted.

Obviously the AMA part was a Shitpost, but you are Parsed.

You do know at the time of the Conversation I told Hugbunter about this, so i'm sure it will be available to us soon.

/u/nigga

2 points

3 months ago

CodeIsLaw = My favourite Nigga