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Applying for admin : RetardMarket | Torhoo darknet markets

I should be admin because i think we need to take our threat model more seriously. We need to migrate to Windows Server 2003 on AWS.

I also created a state of the art database using excel 2003. It can do a staggering 4 per second

Make me admin I will make sure there is nothing left

- BigRetardNiggerOfRetardMkt

/u/MorphineEnjoyer 🍼

3 points

2 weeks ago

It can do a staggering 4 per second

this is the speeds we need. you got my vote

/u/pgpfreak P

2 points

2 weeks ago

Better than the average DNM experience.

/u/ringct

2 points

2 weeks ago

Welcome onboard captain.

/u/MrBacon420 P 𝕭𝖆n All 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖘

1 points

2 weeks ago

Microsoft Access is the way to go for databases. You might have to migrate.

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

Idk man, access sounds federal.

/u/MrBacon420 P 𝕭𝖆n All 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖘

1 points

2 weeks ago

Lotus 1-2-3?

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

Now that's what I'm talking about. OS/2 Warp as the OS is the way to go, the feds won't have any 0days for that so the market will last forever.

/u/femboy_destroyer69 Admin, Founder, CEO

1 points

2 weeks ago

So you're O+++...

/u/amicursed

1 points

2 weeks ago

Bro are u out of mind or something ? use freebsd

/u/femboy_destroyer69 Admin, Founder, CEO

1 points

2 weeks ago

it cant be good if its free

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

amateur hour over here. next he's gonna suggest we use openbsd and leave ourselves wide open to the feds

/u/Beelzebub User Support

1 points

2 weeks ago

I'm sorry, but /u/femboy_destroyer69 owns the laptop the Market runs on.

He's Admin, Founder, and CEO of RetardMarket for life unless we can afford another laptop.

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

What i'm thinking is we share the descriptor. That way we can A/B split test and see which market is best per page load.

/u/Beelzebub User Support

1 points

2 weeks ago

I'll reconsider your application when you have a higher Dread Score than I do.

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

Deal, in the meantime I'll work on developing RetardGuard, a rewrite of AlphaGuard in HolyC

/u/Beelzebub User Support

1 points

2 weeks ago

Rewrite it in UnHolyC, and you have a much better chance of getting the position.

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/u/pgpfreak P

1 points

2 weeks ago

Pledge to emit an hourly 2F2A canary and you've got my vote.

/u/TheGreatMother

1 points

2 weeks ago

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

On behalf of the the entirety of the FBC (Federal Bureau Of Cats) , I , The CIM (Chief Investigative Mom) Approve of this.

/u/Reaps 📢

1 points

2 weeks ago

The FBC is the most important authority globally so I think I win

/u/TheGreatMother

1 points

2 weeks ago

eggxactly son

/u/merakyyy

1 points

2 weeks ago

First rule to become admin is that you need to go FULL RETARD.