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Be less like https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHZHdabkpsWVdzPQ==# aka https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# aka /u/parsed (deranged mental hospital lunatic escapes Antwerp sewers with new face transplant WARNING) : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHZHdabkpsWVdzPQ==# IS enzyme the same lunatic who betrayed vendor topshellnl threatening to release info after being 'hired' by him /post/7a63393b197c5902805e/#c-90c9d604a405d1e5a1 and betrayed his former employer alpahabay2.0 (every one saw THAT crash out lmao)


pgpfreak aka enzyme will crash out at some point and we'll see it live and direct from the Antwerp sewers where he lives


Any dudes or dudesses who know how enzyme acted and wrote compare https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHZHdabkpsWVdzPQ==# account and tell me it isn't him!! same writing style same type of responses

How funny are you enzyme? Going away, coming back, going away coming back. One day he helps you second day he threatens you one day he is with you another day he curses at you. S-C-H-I-Z-O behaviour LOL if i was your father i would drive you to the woods on another continent and book a one way ticket across the world


seek medical help freak


Welcome back https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs# how is the new face? Suits you better because you are a freak. Freak nobody wanted on dread freak nobody paid from alphabay and freak nobody wanted from your family

next account sewerfreak


edit

his alt account https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJXRnFiM0p3WVhsdVpUST0=# exposed reacting and defending parsed aka pgpfreak within MINUTES of the post but he doesnt have subscription to cafedread at ALL /post/d5100fa8e09525ede1fa/#c-9b90ac68d415d947fe LOL EXPOSED IDIOT PARSED ONCE IDIOT FOREVER IDIOT
/u/DarknetDesigner
2 points
2 weeks ago
Not sure, if it is true or not but you can be sure about one thing about enzyme, he cries about not getting low prio bug bounties and spends all day on dread. He posts more in like two weeksn than me within six years.
I don't have the skills to go after bug bounties. But it's true I spent an awful lot of time on Dread lately. I'll upvote your comment as it is stronger evidence than anything OP mentioned so far. Even the black dicks.

Edit for visibility.
I'm neither /u/parsed or https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs#. I don't know this person. I was never in contact with them.
More about this /post/d5100fa8e09525ede1fa/#c-9008769b98d2666638.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
0 points
2 weeks ago
Why you quiet on your alt being exposed?
Which alt? You mentioned a couple, I'm a little confused. None were mine. Also I don't really give a fuck about what you think.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
2 points
2 weeks ago
hehehe suddenly its i dont give a fuck the enzyme mental asylum sewer boy story

/post/d5100fa8e09525ede1fa/#c-9b90ac68d415d947fe

you too stupid boy with your alts your family banished you because of what a freak you are but try to slither back to the antwerp sewers and stay there nobody wants you enzyme the least trust worthy human i ever seen online no wonder you teamed up with DE SNAKE you are bigger snake than him
/u/[deleted] 🍼
0 points
2 weeks ago
Darknetdesigner aka the leech aka drughub's bitch? Aren't you the guy who forgot to remove exif data from drughub's logo lol
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
-1 points
2 weeks ago
He got super quiet when i exposed how his alt arrived at the topic within minutes defending him when the alt doesnt have cafedread subscribed at all lool

defo its him no doubt ive read enough enzyme posts to know pgpfreak is enzyme and parsed
/u/DarknetDesigner
1 points
2 weeks ago*
Well, I have never dealt with this guy enough. I only replied to him once, and it was pretty pointless. People like him have no purpose in life. That is why he creates alt accounts and almost instantly replies and tries to create problems where there are no problems. I bet he already wasted his mod money and does not have a halfway decent paid clear web job.

Oddly, parsed did a JOB post in /d/jobs4crypto (with another alt account) and asked for a homage painting for alpha02. As nobody of the designers that saw the job was able to paint, I was the one that made it.

Here it is:
/post/87d08547e65693588c22
/u/Tre
2 points
2 weeks ago
I'll never understand why you fucking weirdos create hundreds of alts.

Stop being little bitches behind your keyboard, learn to act right, put some respect on your name & just be a decent person. If you learn how to do this, you'll have graduated from being a little bitch to the beginning stages of manhood.
He's right actually. Alt-accounts are cringe. Like you, retard.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
1 week ago
I dont betray people have schizo episode because my dad raped me, delete my account, come back, get hired by a vendor, betray him too and continue shit posting '' EXPOSURE '' of markets ENZYME FOUND YOU ALL LMAO
And still zero proof of anything.

schizo episode

Sounds like it.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
1 week ago
proof in topic but when you show by your response every dudes or dudesses who remember enzyme and read your profile get flashbacks sewer boy
proof in topic

No. Nice try though.

every dudes or dudesses

So far I've seen support from exactly zero (0) of the numerous community members you tagged. Keep trying. You're clearly winning at this.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
1 week ago
Who needs support when you making it easy
/u/Monk
1 points
2 weeks ago
/u/Silent_Cal P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Does Cafe Dread have popcorn on the menu?
Enjoy. This is the same retard I was telling you about when we spoke of baby bottles /post/3346c46a4544b6984583/#c-3b2a563e5d2b330602.
/u/Silent_Cal P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Thanks again for that warning. Good to know the behind the scenes info, At least they aren't calling you Kevin :p
I hope /u/Kevin doesn't like black dicks. Or I'm in for a treat.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Bro writes in less than two minutes a response you must be olympic level typer parsed
/u/Silent_Cal P
2 points
2 weeks ago
lol, many people learn keyboarding skills today. It's part of tech literacy to me.
/u/RadionCH
1 points
2 weeks ago
/u/realitymixer Why do you even care?
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
0 points
2 weeks ago
He is alegit psycho. Topshellnl was great vendor and he got betrayed by the clown he hired and same schizo betrayed his own buddies at alphagay when it didnt suit him. /u/codeislaw followed around enzyme aka parsed for a reason same time enzyme deleted his account out of the blue pgpfreak comes out with premium account same manners same posting in pgp practice everything the same

everyone should know what accounts enzyme has he has several on dread
same posting in pgp practice

Maybe you missed it, but I took a mod position on /d/pgppractice. Tried to make the whole process really transparent /post/1f55a05dc46733022c79. You never know what some of /d/CafeDread retards are going to tell about you afterwards.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
enzyme was very active in /d/pgppractice exactly like you. you only make my case stronger with this comment. I am surprised no check was done

/u/Solar failed background check

doge sus award for you parsed
Damn. Did he mentioned black dicks, too?
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
when you had your enzyme and parsed accounts you answered multiple times with same level of sarcasm

didnt you learn to differentiate in your identities? poor you must be the meds you are taking or the ass hurting from your dad all that pounding makes you relapse isnt it antwerp sewer boy
The plot thickens.


How will I recover from such a terrible blow? Hopefully I've got a brand new award for it.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
-1 points
2 weeks ago
Youre not funny tho and youre trying really hard i can see

your family disowned you dont forget that nobody wants anything to do with your schizo ass back to the sewers bitch
/u/[deleted] 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
Do you have a crush on me?
/u/delhifpo P ShowerPeeper
1 points
2 weeks ago
Nigga you did me dirty by plagiarizing the title like that

besides whom did he hurt?

wait dont tell me
/u/crateequable 🍼
0 points
2 weeks ago
Well sir, it looks like you crashed out before anybody you named. /:
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
you joined 4 days ago you dont know who enzyme or parsed is. He deserves the bullying because he is a legit schizo. He deleted his posts but they were a trip anyone who remembers his day swings lmao
/u/crateequable 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
You right this my first ever account. What kinda idiot wouldnt use the same account forever?
can i get some extra yap in my yappuccino yapspress
/u/crateequable 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
I better use the same handles all across the net!
I don't know why you've got this idea about me. I'll deny for the principle, but there's not much sense doing so.

I'm neither /u/parsed or https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlpXNTZlVzFs#. I don't know this person. I was never in contact with them.

Thanks for keeping the political stuff out of your post this time. I hate censorship and I was bitter how the "debate" ended last time you raised the matter. Now we can talk. Lucky for me, you're the one that bears the weight of evidence.
he seems very obsessed with you and these users, all of his posts for the past 2+ months have been some variation of shit talking enzyme and parsed
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
2 points
2 weeks ago*
alt account enzyme talking to himself new low parsed

edit proof

/post/f3c387154693b9de174a
22nd June, 2025 - 09:02

/post/f3c387154693b9de174a/#c-4b4b45c2dfd878329c
22nd June, 2025 08:49

/post/f3c387154693b9de174a/#c-6ea5ab25ed91a49ea3
22nd June, 2025 - 09:05

Multiple interactions between both of the accounts within multiple times examples /post/e87c00e620986b9c180a/#c-134ba31890a270eaa4

talking about black dicks on both accounts

you
/post/f84fe8af6a44e8d59121/#c-463834839d07c0c6ea

pgpfreak
/post/97ababef27115fd0322d/#c-565a614954f470be6a

saying incompetence

pgpfreak aka enzyme aka parsed
/post/13923fbf951c4b71c0c0/#c-cb3d248da137a784dc
/post/13923fbf951c4b71c0c0/#c-1d3910fb6d9a0af101

you
/post/2dedb60ef059be1c59b0/#c-80bf3cb5395216909d

both giving opsec advice and other hints

do i need to do more?
alt account enzyme talking to himself new low parsed

I'm pretty sure /u/HugBunter can prove this to be wrong. Check my post history. I'm having regular discussion with https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJXRnFiM0p3WVhsdVpUST0=#.
and the fact our posts are nothing alike, i almost exclusively shitpost and sometimes encourage pgp usage and give malware advice
Don't even go into the stylometric debate man. Sherlock Holmes right there is the one who has to prove... I'm not sure what, exactly. It's not up to us to prove we're not the same person.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
you forgot to add cafedread to your subscriptions https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHZHdabkpsWVdzPQ==# what a stupid schizo

epic fail
so your proof is: me talking to pgpfreak, me using 'incompetence' and both of us encouraging good opsec??
you're on an onion forum encouraging good opsec isn't exactly a rare find. do you think all the maintainers of the buyer's bible are also my alt accounts
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Out of all interactions you are putting most time and comments in this one and how quickly you came to pgpfreaks help within MINUTES of the post lmao does dread have a follow account feature? i dont think so

i present to everyone ANOTHER proof you got here because you are ALT

what are your subscriptions majorpayne2?


Subscriptions
/d/Dread
479,081 subscribers
/d/Kevin
13 subscribers
/d/RetardMarket
268 subscribers


Cafedread missing so HOW THE FUCK did you see this post within minutes? EXPOSED IDIOT PARSED /u/codeislaw /u/hugbunter /u/drughub
me when /d/all/?sort=new ???
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Took you 30 minutes to think of it but were super responsive before that
me when i take a fucking shower instead of posting 24/7 on dread
it's something called "personal hygiene", look it up
Spat my coffee. For the second time. Terrible timing though. I've just wrote another comment somewhere on the thread. It's probably because we both just woke up. But I'm pretty sure our special needs version of Sherlock Holmes will assert it's proof we're the same person.
yeah he's gonna mention that exact point, this is strangely entertaining to watch
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
-1 points
2 weeks ago
calling /u/Phobos36 to give you Kevin star for fucking up next time get your alts to subscribe to the sub when you respond to it to be believable

L - M - A - O

/d/Dreadmoments
Good submission for /d/DreadMoments /u/Beelzebub. Absolutely. I mean not the claims. The stylometry analysis based on black dicks. Pissing myself in laughter. I thought OP had more to bring on the table than stand up comedy.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
excellent /u/Beelzebub completely in sync with parsed here. He has shown what a retard he is by forgetting to get his alt majorpayne2 to subscribe to cafedread but with some magic WITHIN MINUTES the alt was defending mr enzyme on a sub they arent subscribed to.

HOW DID HE KNOW TO ACCESS THE POST PARSED? where did he see it WITHIN MINUTES?? tell us opsec pro pgpfreak but too schizo to make sense. absolute gigantic fail by mr enzyme aka pgpfreak aka parsed the delusional mod from alphafaggot team

not sus at all

/u/MikeG69 /u/jake0126
/u/headshotnegativity
1 points
1 week ago
its a callcenter in india fam
talking about black dicks on both accounts

Spat my drink. Peak stylometric. You don't sound like a retard at all.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Both of you said it talk to yourself in the mirror why you like black cocks you sewer freak


What about fact https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJXRnFiM0p3WVhsdVpUST0=# doesnt have cafedread added to his subscriptions but WITHIN MINUTES he jumped on the topic to defend you?

F-F-F-FAIL try again parsed
just to make sure you see the other reply:
me when /d/all/?sort=new ???
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
i have no doubt its you parsed

same time enzyme was deleted you appeared with premium account from day one

same manners same type of posts

you deserve to be bullied because of the freak you are. you betray everyone i bet you betrayed your own family and thought 'they betrayed me they dont like me' gee I WONDER WHY
i have no doubt its you parsed

You see, this is the problem right there.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
i can tell from the way your interactions enzyme was very active in pgp practice you are too many other tells

you cant really shed your full skin can you freak? people will know about you and i can only pray /u/codeislaw enables the script on your ass and dread bursts into laughter again

You are worst type of person to manipulate others vendors who hired you lol team mates and stab them in the back after. Why? What flips what triggers in your deranged head? Your family disowned you because of it because you are a gigantic piece of shit and everyone on dread knows it
to manipulate others vendors

Been here two months. Made near 1000 comments. The only interaction I had with vendors was about their PGP keys. Not sure the plural is necessary. I can recall this happening one (1) time.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
-1 points
2 weeks ago
/u/codeislaw start your script again plzz i laughed every time i saw it

/u/hugbunter /u/topshellNL enzyme aka deranged alphabay2.0 mod is back
/u/TopShellNL
4 points
1 week ago
Yes I saw it, he probably lost all his money again playing Blackjack on Stake so now he has time again for Dread. And yes, he actually told me his dad took him many times to the woods and abused him in many ways, that's why he became like this I guess.
/u/realitymixer 📢 P
2 points
2 weeks ago
https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmNHZHdabkpsWVdzPQ==# quick downvote 5 minutes in the post not to start the script of doom lol /u/codeislaw we need it
I don't care. Take an upvote. You'll make a fool of yourself in front of a larger audience.