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Kumar:


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Scammer - "Hi, this is Mr. Charles Miller, IRS Legal Division



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Ok, so this is not a Youtube prank or a call



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Thanks for the Bronze kind benefactor!

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Ok, so this is not a Youtube prank or a call, but a real (albeit slightly modified just to conceal the company details) interaction between Gurgaon office staff and Auckland office staff in a Global technology consulting company. My team and myself, tasked on doing some integration, security and load testing for an application being deployed in a local bank, were advised to use our Gurgaon team, as they were the so-called experts in security and so much cheaper per hourly rate than us. So, I sent the Gurgaon team a set of requirements (basically a checklist with OWASP security controls to be checked) and asked them what tools did they have. They told me they had Burp, and I remember asking them explicitly, "do you have the proper commercial version? Cause we need to save the results for reporting and re-testing". (Burp software is a well-known tool for security testing web apps, there is a free version that you can use, but not save the results, and a commercial version that allows you to save the results of your test). They answered "yes.".
Long story short, 5 days pass, they say they have finished, we have a Webex call for them to share and discuss what they have found. They share the screen and I can clearly see the banner "Burp free non-commercial version". So the interaction went sort of like this:

- "Is that Burp free version?"
- Yes
- But I asked you if you had the commercial version, do you remember?
- Yes
- So, you know you can´t save the results of the test, right?
- Yes
- ... So, you do realize this is useless?
- Yes
- You just lied to us?
- Yes

We dropped the call, and spent the next 2 weeks arguing with the partner from Gurgaon India office that we were not going to pay them. He tried to convince us about "cultural differences" !!!!

Sorry for the low effort entry. I had to do it anyways.

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Scammer - "Hi, this is Mr. Charles Miller, IRS Legal Division. May I speak with Mr. John Dalton ?

Victim - "Speaking. What can I help you with ?"

Scammer - "You've ignored final notices. A warrant is issued for your arrest unless you pay $9850 TODAY."

Victim - "Oh, wow. Yeah, I got your "notices". Funny thing...I retired from the IRS 3 years ago. Badge #88742. Your case number format's wrong. Wanna try again ?"

Scammer(Stumbling) - "I...I don't have to verify..."

Victim (Cutting in) - "Let's save time: Your "warrant" threat violates 26 U.S. Code § 7214. That's like 3 years federal prison. I've traced this call to a VoIP hub in Chennai. Should I email their abuse department, or just forward everything to real IRS CID ?"

Scammer(Voice shaking) - "Saar, this is a misunderst-"

Victim (Cheerfully) - "Tell you what. Just Venmo me $50 for "tax fraud consultation", and I’ll delete the recording. Deal ?"

Scammer - (LOUD COUGH) "Wrong number." - Click.

2 days days later victim gets a call back from the scammer whispering - "Is... is the offer still on the table ?"

I'll abstain my vote... could use the xmr for premium..

Not that I put in too much effort, but at least it fits :p

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Kumar:

Mr. Davies? Hi, I am calling from Social Security Administration. Your benefits are suspended on fraud investigation grounds.
You have to assist by verifying your SSN now.
Failing to comply will result in legal repercussions and an arrest warrant-

Lenny the Fiend [slurring, lighter flicking]:

A-arrest? Sheeiiit... [sniffles]... C-can I turn myself in? Y'all got better healthcare than this Medicaid clinic. Need an abscess drained, yo.

Kumar [thrown off]:

Sir-this is serious! We can accept payment via Target gift car-

Lenny the Fiend [suddenly energetic]:

Gift cards? Fuck yeah! I trade those for blues behind that Shell station! My guy Dmitri does volume discounts...

Kumar [irritated]:

N-NO! LEGAL TENDER ONLY! This is Federal-

Lenny the Fiend [coughing violently]:

[clatter] Hang on...Oh shit! Dropped my stem... [gurgling]... Nevermind. Got it! Shit burns so clean...

Kumar [nervous]:

Stop wasting my time please! Your Social Secur-

Lenny the Fiend [whispering conspiratorially]:

You sound mad stressed yo. [snorting sound]... I got some primo dope right here. Front you a G if you wipe my case file squeaky clean... We can call it business expense.

Kumar [revolted]:

I DON'T DO DRUGS!

Lenny the Fiend [cackling]:

Bull-sheit! I can hear that nasal drip. Oxy withdrawals. I'll mail you a suboxone strip taped to a used lottery ticket-

Kumar:

I am afraid I'll have to report-

Lenny the Fiend [gleeful]:

DO IT! Tell 'em Lenny Davies! My PO's name is Rodriguez! Case #887! [yells] HEY YO RODRIGUEZ! SSA DUDE SAYS YOU GOT BADGE UPGRADE!