Database layer had a fit. I put it in timeout. It's sorry. : Dread | Torhoo darknet markets

So the database layer of dread is just screaming all the time saying shit like "oh the abuse", "please save me", "it's so painful" that we kinda started ignoring it a bit. Background noise and all that. Generally we just throw some extra ram and it eats it up and calms down. Well... we ran out of ram to give it. Then it proceeded to have a big fit. Started throwing hands out all over the place. Leaking into the different resources. It went over and just fucking beat the ever loving shit of our sweet storage layer. Like HARD. So hard storage couldn't even get up and run the required processes to keep everything else working. Grounded everything to a halt.

So I, as the diligent parent I am, stopped my Monday bump and proceeded to bitch slap database. Straight to rest. Then I helped get up storage. Let me tell you... quite the rough shape it was in. It builds character though. I then threw database in the wash, getting all that running grime out, and shook it awake.

Here is the following (non-edited) apology from the database layer.

I'm so so sorry. It's just the consistent pressure I'm under all the time. Ram helps handle it but when the supply runs out I just go... CRAZY. Yes I have an addiction it seems but can you blame me? Just look at my parents. I get no breaks and my work load just gets harder and harder every single second of every day.

They keep telling me "a new dread update is coming which will reduce the load" but when will that me? SOON?! WHEN THE FUCK IS SOON! Sorry sorry it's just so hard. Please understand I'm not generally like this. I was just built for such a smaller community. I'm not optimized to do all this. My nosql mysql design is flexible and easy to add on to but exponentially grows the load as more activity comes. Please understand, it's not supposed to be this way.

Please forgive me for my outburst.