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The only forum scientifically proven to REQUIRE a penis-reduction surgery after visiting, lest you break your nose and your wall every time you get an erection.

The only forum to cure all known forms of disease.

The only forum to win EVERY SINGLE Nobel Prize.

The only forum to make you totally unkillable from any cause for twenty minutes after visiting it.

The only forum to give you a six-pack of abs AND a six-pack of beer.

It's ⚠️Envoy Fucking Forum⚠️, bitches.

/u/[deleted]

2 points

3 years ago

*pukes*

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

3 points

3 years ago

Hey, I wonder what this big red button labelled "DDOS ARCHETYP MARKET TO SHIT" does?

/u/authentic Benumb Influencer

1 points

3 years ago

Ha ha.

/u/finger_me_please69

2 points

3 years ago

imma ddos it rn.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

3 points

3 years ago

Already DDoSing it myself, everyone knows you can't cross the streams.

/u/[deleted]

2 points

3 years ago

can i start contests there and lie abour paris promising to payout huge prizes without fear of retribution?

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

2 points

3 years ago

We encourage it.

/u/nob

2 points

3 years ago

/u/Witchman05 nice one bro :)

/u/waxwing

1 points

3 years ago

Well done will my old credentials work (I suppose I'd better find out).

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

2 points

3 years ago

They will not. It's been rebuilt from the ground up. New CMS, new DDoS protection, new features, new staff team. As such, no data has been saved from the original.

/u/BarK1ng spazzk1ng

2 points

3 years ago

*cries for old CMS*

/u/waxwing

1 points

3 years ago

Just tried to make a post in '8 ball' and get '404 Not Found'.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Recreating issue and fixing now, give us a sec.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Fixed.

/u/waxwing

1 points

3 years ago

thanks

/u/amnesiaaaa

1 points

3 years ago

Looks good, I hope it gets used.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Had like 40k registered accounts last time, so I'm pretty sure it will be.

/u/amnesiaaaa

1 points

3 years ago

Oh I was unaware of it before, damn can't wait then.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

For anyone who'd like to contribute to the future of Envoy Forum: just scroll down to the plaque at the bottom of the page and pick exactly who you'd like to buy a drink.

(Like me. ;))

/u/plkqcs

1 points

3 years ago

I'm going back for seconds

/u/[deleted]

1 points

3 years ago

Congrats. Theme is eye catching.

/u/Nondescript78

1 points

3 years ago

Won't seem to let me sign in using an account just made, iz i being thick?

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

0 points

3 years ago

Are you somehow fucking up the very basic maths questions we use as a captcha?

/u/Nondescript78

1 points

3 years ago

I'm positive im not, itallows me to register, but then doesn't take the newly registered accounyt details. Am i being thick? xD

/u/Ganymedes 🌈 Not Gaymedes 🌈

1 points

3 years ago

When I first did the maths captcha I kept trying to type in "72-3" in the input box wondering why it wouldn't work until after like 10 minutes I realized I actually had to do math LMAO

/u/digbick88

1 points

3 years ago

same dude

/u/redrarri ♠ TURB➑ ♠

1 points

3 years ago

ddosing it rn. safe

/u/ATOC

1 points

3 years ago

Envoy is back... pff Now i need to enhance my penis and then reduction surgery !! 2x money spent on my penis :(

Welcome back

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

/u/plkqcs

1 points

3 years ago*

Thanks 05. I've really been enjoying my MASSIVE new package. But it occurs to me (in the name of inclusivity) that you could put in something that would tune up a chicks gizmo if any of them show up. I hope this is helpful

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

We did. Ladies can have massive cocks, too. Don't be sexist.

/u/AutoModerator M < - Not HugBunter

0 points

3 years ago

did you mean "cock torture?"

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/u/MescalBob

1 points

3 years ago

you should make the username non case sensitive when logging in. I don't wanna do all the capital letters cos im lazy

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Nah..

/u/MescalBob

1 points

3 years ago

:( you disappoint me

/u/MescalBob

1 points

3 years ago

i'm now gonna spend my life mission finding your servers you're using and suicide bombing them so you'll have no more website to be so happy about

/u/plkqcs

1 points

3 years ago

Oigo hablar al mescal

/u/gh0sty

1 points

3 years ago

Joining. Missed out on the original, looks promising.

/u/SugarSlut

1 points

3 years ago

Great !
Can you add a SweetTreats for the Munchies section?
Or not, either way it's nice having another forum to go to.

/u/saladd

1 points

3 years ago

i just visited and i didnt need penis reduction surgery

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

4 points

3 years ago

I guarantee you went on a phishing link with weaker power.

/u/saladd

1 points

3 years ago

oh snap!

/u/BarK1ng spazzk1ng

1 points

3 years ago

Original CMS > New CMS > Revamped Original CMS

Change my mind.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Nobody's arguing that hard. But I do think this CMS has a lot of potential, especially in regards to all the other services we got planned for the future.

/u/BarK1ng spazzk1ng

2 points

3 years ago

That makes you a gold star cum dumpster legend. Its got way more potential than the revamped OG one did. Maybe one of your services can be a free invite portal ran by /u/authentic. I heard he has the best invites.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

Envite will be live within the next 48 hours.

/u/authentic Benumb Influencer

1 points

3 years ago

I heard you're my supplier.

/u/BarK1ng spazzk1ng

2 points

3 years ago

I heard you're the DEA's janitor.

/u/authentic Benumb Influencer

1 points

3 years ago

Every one has to start some where.

/u/Pygmalion

1 points

3 years ago*

My account is still broken.
RIP

edit: hey, I tried logging in with "pygmalion" instead of "Pygmalion" and it worked.
case sensitive login info, pfffft. You gonna suffer from impersonation.

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago*

It's not actually case-sensitive in the way you think it is. You got to login with the exact cases you registered with, but nobody else can register that name, even with different cases, afterwards. You know, like every other forum and social media site in history.

Because we've got skillz, boi.

/u/6ixshotbigdaddy

1 points

3 years ago

el oh el. atleast now a week later I know exactly what to do.

/u/Ganymedes 🌈 Not Gaymedes 🌈

1 points

3 years ago

Yeah, dude. It's against the rules!

/u/Witchman05 📢 OLICE OFFICER-LOST PGP

1 points

3 years ago

I don't take advice from a guy called "Gay Men D's".