For god sake help me please. : Beggars | Torhoo darknet markets
I'm in a bit of a predicament. A grassy predicament. My lawn is currently participating in a competition for "Most Uninviting Outdoor Space", and it's winning.
A desolate expanse of brown despair. It's less than a lawn and more of a miniature desert. Frankly it's quite embarrassing. The neighbors are giving me "that look", my pet is judging me. It's a slow, agonizing decent into lawn related shame, and I fear I'm running out of options.
I need your financial assistance to rectify the situation. I'm talking revolutionary top of the line seed, a rototiller and enough fertilizer to make my grass grow so fast it'll be giving me whiplash.
Seriously, a little bit of your generosity would be a lifesaver. I'm pretty sure my lawn is plotting against me.
Thanks for considering my humble request.
Sincerely
Diaper Spray
P.S.
I promise to name a blade of grass after all donors.
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