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For god sake help me please. : Beggars | Torhoo darknet markets

I'm in a bit of a predicament. A grassy predicament. My lawn is currently participating in a competition for "Most Uninviting Outdoor Space", and it's winning.

A desolate expanse of brown despair. It's less than a lawn and more of a miniature desert. Frankly it's quite embarrassing. The neighbors are giving me "that look", my pet is judging me. It's a slow, agonizing decent into lawn related shame, and I fear I'm running out of options.

I need your financial assistance to rectify the situation. I'm talking revolutionary top of the line seed, a rototiller and enough fertilizer to make my grass grow so fast it'll be giving me whiplash.

Seriously, a little bit of your generosity would be a lifesaver. I'm pretty sure my lawn is plotting against me.

Thanks for considering my humble request.

Sincerely
Diaper Spray

P.S.
I promise to name a blade of grass after all donors.

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/u/pgpfreak P
2 points
1 week ago
Touch grass man.
/u/buzzkashai 🍼
1 points
1 week ago
go steal turf from your local park????
/u/Johann_EU 🍼
1 points
2 days ago
There are people who's lives are in jeopardy due to financial problems in here, and you're complaining about... grass. You'll do just fine, I'm sure.