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Season 1 Episode 2

Fred was walking with his dog named Ted, in a desert, he vaguely had a thought they might both be dead since shit wasn't adding up. So they reached a city and at the gate he found a man standing clad in white apparel and a cane(picture a pimp clad in white and not the usual purple).

'Is this heaven?' Fred asked. The man said yes it is, he swung his arm, the pearly gates opened and Fred had a glimpse of how the streets were arrayed in gold and how serene the atmosphere was. Fred asked the man 'could I go in and have some water?' The man said yes so long as you leave your four legged friend out here, Fred thought for a while he wanted the water real bad but he hated the thought of not drinking the water while Ted watched thirstily and not give him any, basically rubbing it in his face. So Fred politely declined and went on his way with his "Four" "Legged" "Friend".

After a while they approached a shabby, beat up, old place it looked like a crack house but only dingy-er. They found an old man there, thirsty AF Fred asked "Got some water that you could spare?" Yes the old man said as he pointed to a water pump, "And what about my dog here?" There should be a bowl next to the pump. An evil grin covered Fred's whole face thinking of how he'll quench his thirst and how Ted will die of dehydration while he watches. Fred turned to the old man and asked what is this place, the old dude answered this is heaven. "But there is a city not far from here decked in gold and all that cool shit..." Fred started. Shshshsh the old man interrupted, that's basically hell. Fred's hate for Ted landed him in heaven.

Ain't that a bitch. Fuck Fred.

I definitely ain't no Shakespeare https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlptOXphR2w2ZW14bFpHbDZlbXhs# and https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmQyVmxaRzVwWjJoMGN3PT0=# , thanks though for making this place lively.

Edit: Yes I am high and yes I know its the second episode.
So previously on AMC's the walkin... Fred from dread and his dog named Ted

Season 1 Episode 1

Fred from dread had a dog named Ted, Fred took ted from the hood to the woods,
Ted thought 'Oh boy, what a trip', Fred thought 'Oh boy, how blood will drip',
The terrain was treacherous and Fred fell with an oof, Loh and behold ahead stood a wolf,
Ted growled and snarled in protection of Fred, Ted took charge though the wolf was large,
Fred from dread had a dog named Ted.

Fred from dread knocked himself out cold, Ted stood facing the wolf really bold,
Fred dreamt that he met a girl called Zed, they fed, wed and finally bed,
Ted and the wolf stared down for a while, the wolf thought 'Fuck it, is it really worth it?',
Fred from dread woke up dizzy, not knowing how Ted had been busy,
Fred from dread had a dog named Ted.

Mad about the fall he thought it Ted's fault, Oh what a lesson this dog will be taught,
With a painful tingling knee, and bloodshot eyes in front he couldn't see,
Fred reached for a knife and with it he took Ted's life, Ted's only flaw was obeying Fred like the law,
While Ted bled Fred had a growl and fled, the wolf caught up to him and ripped his throat.
Fred from dread and his dog named Ted were dead.