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I will be collecting some suggestions from the community and will get the most popular vote lab tested (anonymous of course) so if you have a vendor in mind and you are curious as to the purity, write the vendors handle in the comments...I will disclose the results here for everyone. Please just suggest 1 vendor for oversight purposes, or else it will become very hard to keep track....

Again, for the time being, just german vendors for now...I will expand soon, possibly UK also (no promises)

/u/evazalzy

2 points

5 months ago

I know you say only german vendors, but I will suggest him anyway, because I would really be interested in resuts of wholeprodcz. He was my first ever encounter with speed and my experience was very positive. Now I tried blitzversand and I think that those two quite compare, but seeing some numbers could be really amazing. Appologies for not suggesting german vendor.

/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod

3 points

5 months ago

Blitz has had a few tests done and they all came back as high purity.
I can vouch that this vendor has good quality product.

/u/Blitzversand P Verified Vendor

1 points

5 months ago

Thanks for the recommendation bro, we appreciate it.

/u/NoWorrys

1 points

6 months ago*

It is totally useless because when you get your test result back from the lab
that batch you tested is history.
Only shit vendors do or will do lab tests because that's the only way they can sell one time to new users.

the best quality checks are from users who have the balls to post a “picture”
off the product and write some words. picture say allot, and it is direct info, no waiting time needed.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

6 months ago

I think you have your facts backwards or don't understand the process. The lab i am fortunate to have access to, produces results as quick as 60min, so if i order from a vendor domestic and it arrives within 3 days, i then get it lab tested within another 3 days with the result, my mathematics tell me it's less than a week. So you make the claim vendors are changing batches every week? Complete nonsense

/u/NoWorrys

1 points

6 months ago*

fastest official lab is 3 weeks. Unofficial than everything is possible, even one minute …

Swordfish share a link some days, ago.
OMG, I just read it. Fantastic, this is so right how they discuss quality back then. and there was no lab involve.
Only people.

Now don't take it personally Amaturetester, at least someone suggest something to add to the Guide.
so respect for this.
The words I wrote down is just how I feel off it. nothing more.

greetings

/u/Catharsis_

1 points

6 months ago

what are you talking about... nmr spectroscopy takes 15-20 minutes to perform... gcms up to an hour with the sample preparation.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

6 months ago

Correct, they use GC/MS and present results in 60min.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

6 months ago

No problem, but again, this is a legit GC/MS lab and there are multiple possibilities in under a week....Energy Control is too expensive and has a shitty 3 week wait.

/u/MinusMacher

1 points

6 months ago

Even if it came back later, having one reference isn't useless. It's always good to have test results, the more the better even if outdated.

/u/Blitzversand P Verified Vendor

1 points

5 months ago*

/u/amaturetester has sent multiple batches of ours to the lab and we always got above 90% without additives. Of course, this doesn't mean he can't manipulate things. But we never knew at the time that he ordered from us. He orders under an anonymous name and then sends it to the lab. So vendors can't send him a special batch that doesn't match their regular product. Again, this doesn't mean he doesn't get paid by certain vendors, I'm not saying he does, but we can't rule it out either. The 90%+ lab results were to be expected. Whether he influences the results we'll never know. He has always tested our batches above 90%, which validates the results on our behalf as we know exactly what we are making and selling. Our 100% pure amphetamine paste and also the dry version is 100% amphetamine and we do not add anything to it. The one who tests anything and claims to have found additives is lying.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

2 points

5 months ago

Just to make clear once and for all, First, i have NEVER manipulated a test result. ALL results are documented and can be verified on the Lab website. I have been doing this for too long to even start to explain that it would make no sense to manipulate.
Second, and more importantly, i am NOT on any vendors fucking payroll, nor do i blackmail vendors with threats of releasing bad results. I disclose the result the exact way i receive it, good or bad. I don't consume any substances anymore and the question is, what benefit would i have from getting any type of re-ship or replacement if i don't have use for it?

/u/skiingcrocodile

1 points

6 months ago*

MBL no longer ship from the Vatican city lol. Archetyp listing says Germany now. Since you've done speedlab and Blitzversand numerous times in the past, give MBL a go.

After all you're the indisputable testing Messiah.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

5 months ago

Yeah, i saw that, but what the fuck justifies charging €35 for shipping from GER-GER when the listing costs €20? It´s beyond me, seriously

/u/skiingcrocodile

1 points

5 months ago

/u/visring

/u/Visring P Verified Vendor

1 points

5 months ago

Hey,

Professionalism comes at a price mate!
My guys don't deliver hundreds of toothbrushes a week.
You can choose EU-EU and you'll get your parcel from Germany, but the delivery will take a little longer.
If you have any questions, please send me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible buddy.
I'm going back to bed. I've been very ill (again) since Monday.

Cheers guys,
MBL Kassidi

/u/tehmasyn

1 points

6 months ago

Schweinepriester on DH - only has a single listing, cant go wrong with this one tbh

Ordered right after the review in our beloved sub, where a guy ways speaking in high words of him. 15€ with shipping incl. was more than a bargain.
Got overweight, no weight loss as it is being a finished and dry product.

Small, new Vendors that specialize on just one substance always turned out to be a holy grail quality wise.
( Gutenberg excluded ).

My memory from MBL's batch 1 year ago is frankly not soo clearly due to the past time, but for now my impression is that this new guy could easily make its way into this subs top 3 in no time. Well a couple of months surely.

For all who remember my nickname, yeah, welll when leaving i deleted my pw, soo for a short time I will be here under this beautiful fresh acc.

Had to take a year off, and go full self-care mode. Not sure How much I want to share over dread tbh. But life is alright again.

As it may be, I am actually happy as I read that the core-community is holding on strong.
But something that really enchanted me was seeing my last favorite vendor being the #1 and except that small time frame still here and going better than ever.

My descsion to quit and try if Soberness is my thing for couple of years still stands tho.

ant remember my pw, I made a new account for now.

/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod

1 points

6 months ago

What about Schweinepriester?
That's the one I hadn't heard of before, but who knows, he could be the next SSB..

if /u/tehmasyn says he's alright, got to be worth a go.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

6 months ago

Yeah, seems legit...i´ll wait a couple more days and then make a purchase

/u/MasterPenetrator

1 points

6 months ago

I've never heard of this vendor either.

/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod

1 points

5 months ago

I have never heard of you.
So really, I wouldn't have any faith in anything you say.

/u/MasterPenetrator

1 points

6 months ago*

I just came across a new vendor called /u/Drugslab who has a promotion deal going, 5 grams of speed for only 1 euro (WTF!?). I think it would be fun if you lab-tested them sometime.

/u/amaturetester 📢 SpeedGuideSuperTester

1 points

5 months ago

You're trying way too hard to promote that vendor, seems a bit suspicious

/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod

1 points

5 months ago

Yes, you're right.
But his name now will never be mentioned on here again without the approval of the mods.

That's what happens when you're caught shilling. ;-)

/u/NoWorrys

1 points

5 months ago

5 gr for €1 you never rip off with this deal, that's a fact.

/u/Dago88

0 points

6 months ago

Das Amphetamin Sulphat von JumboNL (liefert auch aus Deutschland).