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Hello stop being a little smug cunt. : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

Hello to absolute genius minds of Dread that I am so far incapable of being.

Stop hating on new users you daddy issue bitches.

Yes there are idiots who will never accomplish anything in this community asking question that are of low value. That does not matter, answer the fucking question genuine. Tired of seeing stupid replies that are trolling and calling the OP a retard or something. None of you are better than the lowest person on this community. You can still be smug but answer the question.

This is admit that I am just as bad sometimes when I shit on users for being lazy. I still try to provide a real answer because I assume that my answer might save them from problems. One bad mistake can cost someone their life. Oh sorry are you too very big cock that you don't want to spend time answering a question but would rather talk shit?

The only thing I will shout out is the hacking community on Dread who despite dealing with somehow the dumbest users does try to be helpful and link to documentation that is relevant. The drug users of this community get shit on and linked to old documentation that either has been removed or is so far removed from current happenings that you are just funneling people to death.

If you have nothing to provide then fuck you and go back to reddit with your plus sized girlfriend.
I was never on Reddit. :)

Most of my posts are to add value. I do mix some shitposting in between also, we're human, I can't help it.
I do have two classifications, newbs and noobs. Newbs are actually trying to learn more, and I'll be happy to help them.

Noobs are too lazy to even do a lick of searching and research. Also, there's a hidden rule to let these people post in /d/DarknetMarketsNoobs without prejudice. I don't bash in that sub.
/u/rmrf 📢 P
2 points
2 weeks ago
I think it is fair to sometimes shit on people who have not done basic research. I think it is different to shit on people who can not research the topics of our community. We are dealing with complicated subjects that a simple Google search does not apply. But I still see many replies that are not even patient.

I would respect if Dread made better effort at making newbie communites like /d/darknetmarketsnoobs and advertise it. This community is filled with very smart people and very dumb people. It is not fairness in my question.
Good take. I think the Noobs sub should be more obvious when you create an account and select categories/subs you are interested in.
/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
I will point out you did not disagree with the plus sized girlfriend accusation.
For Op-sec reasons this may or may not be true. Good observation though. I have said publicly already I'm happily married.
/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
2 points
2 weeks ago*

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Greetings to the absolute geniuses on Dread, whose level of expertise I’ve yet to attain.

Stop castigating new users, you daddy-issue wretches.

Yes, there are fools who will never contribute anything of substance to this community, and who ask questions of little value. That’s beside the point. Simply answer the bloody question sincerely. I’m thoroughly fed up with idiotic replies full of trolling and insults, calling the original poster a “retard” or some other nonsense. None of you is superior to the lowest member of this community. You may be smug if you wish — but at least have the decency to answer the question.

I’ll admit I’m sometimes guilty of this myself, criticising users for laziness. However, I still endeavour to provide a genuine answer, because I assume my response might save someone from significant trouble. One serious mistake here could cost someone their life. Oh, pardon me — are you so grand and self-important that you’d rather hurl insults than devote a few minutes to answering a question properly?

The only group I’m inclined to commend is the hacking community on Dread, who, despite dealing with some of the most spectacularly foolish users imaginable, still strives to be helpful and provide links to relevant documentation. Meanwhile, the drug community here is constantly ridiculed and pointed towards outdated information, much of which has been removed or bears little resemblance to current realities — effectively funnelling people towards harm or death.

If you’ve nothing of substance to contribute, then bugger off and return to Reddit with your plus-sized girlfriend.

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/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
I hate that this is pending moderation because I know /u/AngieJ has good opinions.
/u/HugBunter A ssassin
1 points
2 weeks ago
Approved it
/u/bleak 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
I'd love to know what LLM you used. I'm guessing it's a local LLM. And the prompt too. :D
/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
1 points
2 weeks ago
I put in the original post and had swears and typos other stuff and asked it to please rewrite in "Proper Queen's English"
/u/bleak 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
what LLM tho?
/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
1 points
2 weeks ago
Does it matter? Telling you would be bad opsec.
/u/bleak 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
Well I'm guessing it's something open-source, and for people like us to use it, it must be widely recognized and/or audited.
I don't think telling me would be bad opsec, but I get it. Paranoia. I wouldn't tell me if I were you. :p
/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
1 points
2 weeks ago
Hahaha.. Yea I run two local LLMs but also use a few of the online ones. Keeping it to myself for the moment. :)
/u/bleak 🍼
1 points
1 week ago
Haha! Thanks for letting me know!
/u/mistermista
2 points
2 weeks ago
true, i am guilty of this sometimes
/u/rednine 🍼
2 points
2 weeks ago

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I genuinely feel bad for /u/workingnow
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/u/rednine 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
Pending moderation still. Man this is bad.
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/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
I can't stop sniffing cum dust off my pimps asshole, what should I do?


It's kind of sad everything is pending moderation because based on their previous posts this must be some fascinating stuff.
/u/rednine 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
Oh...
/u/rednine 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
I this directed towards the moderators?
/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
It is not really to moderators though. It is the entire community.
It would be nice if they read the Rules and the FAQ of the sub they were posting in.

The rules of CafeDread include this.
"Post whatever you want, prepare to be shit on relentlessly if it is gay."

Why would anyone expect to be treated differently?

Only about one in three posts to OpSec gets approved. They don't make any effort to look in the Wiki. They don't care if it's related to Darknet OpSec.

This requirement to do this is clearly stated in the Posting Rules. They can't be bothered to read them before posting.
"whatever gets your dick hard is straight unless if it is gay porn."


- /u/LucidDreamsReturns

This comment was posted automatically by a bot. All AutoModerator settings are configured by individual communities. Contact this community's Moderators to have your post approved if you believe this was in error.
If I can't quote the sub's rules without triggering the Automod, something is very wrong with the system.
/u/snowbunni P
1 points
2 weeks ago
O k a y !
/u/PursuitOfBud
1 points
2 weeks ago
i agree w that 100%
/u/zuberdriver
1 points
2 weeks ago
Upvote you for being funny.
/u/averagenobody P
1 points
1 week ago
You all are just awesome,,ty for brightening my day, here's a post
where the author is trying to be somewhat serious and by the end
of the comments it's so derailed,,,, bravo,, i mean i can't stop smiling,
was gonna talk shit,, but , hell, i don't fucking know anymore,,,,
greatness
/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
1 week ago
If it did not get derailed would this be Dread? Of course not!
[pending moderation]
So you can search "pending moderation" with the search and it'll show if you actually typed this, instead of truly being pended. This one is fake. The others are real.
shhh daddy don't tell 'em
you can search "pending moderation" with the search and it'll show if you actually typed this, instead of truly being pended. This one is fake. The others are real.


Wrong.
I think that this is all fake too.
Including this one
And this one
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/u/HugBunter A ssassin
1 points
2 weeks ago
Ok you can stop the spam now, your fake pending comments got to the point where you actually got spam flagged
/u/TTTz Ⓜ️ Looking for Twerk
2 points
2 weeks ago
Thank you, I go away for 3 min, I come back to 38 messages in que!
But wait, I can still edit them all?
/post/cc0bf1734ad1b99fff78/#c-a48a81915de9323b68

Even though it was not showing it in the search results, I was able to edit the fake [pending moderation] ?
And this one
/u/TTTz Ⓜ️ Looking for Twerk
1 points
2 weeks ago
WTAF!
/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Everything you say is pending moderation so I will assume it is too deep for us to understand.
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/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Oh its automated?
I hope it's not lol
/u/rmrf 📢 P
1 points
2 weeks ago
Automated or drug induced no one will ever know.
/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
1 points
2 weeks ago
I wanna change my flair now to [pending moderation] lol
/u/fuckscammerss4lyfe 🍼
1 points
2 weeks ago
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/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star
1 points
2 weeks ago
[moderators fucking around] 😡