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HELP! My linguistic experiment has gotten out of control! ;) : Crypto | Torhoo darknet markets

0.What happened:
I accidentally started translating Lovecraft's "At the Mountains of Madness" into Ithkuil, a language more complex than the tax code of the ancient gods.
Now I'm stuck between 47 cases and verb forms that make even ChatGPT bots cry. My brain is boiling, and I'm out of coffee.

1. What I propose:
Give me 0.0005 BTC (≈$20) for coffee — and I will:
Finish this page (otherwise Cthulhu will wake up from the horror of my translation).
Write your name in Ithkuil runes (yes, I know that these are not exactly runes, but that's not the point! I guarantee: after this you will either become enlightened or go crazy).

Give 0.005 BTC (≈$200) — and:
Your nickname will appear in the "List of Madmen" in the app (it's like the Necronomicon, but with grammatical explanations).
Give 0.05 BTC (≈$2000) — and:
I will write your favorite quote in blood... ugh, ink on parchment and send it to you by owl (I don't promise an owl).
2. Where is the money?
BTC wallet: 15JBLwQ9gf7q7yWGvKVxcpTrtyTAK6NuzY

P.S. The first 3 donators will receive a "Diploma of Involvement in the Linguistic Apocalypse" (you can hang it next to your diploma of higher education, so it won't be so sad).
P.P.S. If no one helps, I'll have to call Shub-Niggurath to explain conjugations. And maybe I'll have to say Hastur's name three times. You don't want that, do you?

THROW BTC, SAVE ME FROM GRAMMATICAL DARKNESS!
(Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not kidding. Okay, maybe I am kidding a little.)

What does it look like?
→ Here's the cover (look how beautiful it is): https://ibb.co/8LxJ1GqR
→ Here's the first page (if you can read it, you're already a demigod):
https://ibb.co/kbPv49h
https://ibb.co/Yg0h6Wh
.

YOUR BTC = MY COFFEE = THE WORLD IS SAVED FROM A BAD TRANSLATION.
🚀 Throw it here: 15JBLwQ9gf7q7yWGvKVxcpTrtyTAK6NuzY
Questions? Write here (but I don't answer messages after the 3rd cup of coffee).

My logo: ))

https://ibb.co/4R6wgtXN
This is the Asagatu, an ancient symbol cast in silver from scraps of manuscripts of a forgotten Ithkuil cult.
They say that whoever reads it aloud will see the true form of perfective verbs… but we checked - it does not work yet.
This sign is now the emblem of our "Non-Existent Academy of Ithkuil Studies". Want your name engraved under it? Donate 0.001 BTC - and we will add you to the "List of Initiates" (it also does not exist, but we will draw it).
/u/DarkestBerry
2 points
1 week ago
What an idiot lmao