Open an LLC cash business, over an extended period of time (18-24 months) drop cash and money orders in, pay 25% in taxes. As long as uncle same gets his you should be good
You're a cash-by-mail XMR vendor and don't even know it.
Vendors sell drugs and get XMR and they need to turn that XMR back into cash.
The going rate for this service is market price plus 5% so you can even make some money doing this.
Customer sends you the XMR plus fee, you package and ship cash out to their drop address.
Find where the other CBM guys are listed and you can figure out exactly how it works by reading their terms and how they operate.
You have to have an impeccable record along the way, far more-so than a drug vendor. No one is taking chances with their hard-earned stacks.
If you look at it like you need to buy XMR, you'll be paying the fee. But if you look at it like you're providing a cashout service, you collect the fee. Same exact transaction either way, but how YOU frame it determines if you pay or get paid.
If this is not a cheap way to scam someone out of their XMR, contact me, depending on your locale I can provide you with the needed amount of xmr. The fee would be between 15-25% depending on locale as well.