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Clearly by the title im not proud of myself at the moment. i got fronted a brick, 50 bags (East Coast white dope) and tbh with yall.... im done bro. Im not getting back into this shit anymore. this isnt fun and it really doesn't feel as good as being sober guys. i do have a question for yall, i used on Thursday night (11pm) and dont get tested until Monday afternoon around 2-3pm for Drug Court, (I know guys im an idiot). Anyone have tips? im a fairly in shape guy who works out a decent amount and drinks water already. I was thinking about drinking a gallon a day for the next 4 days and using 10mg creatine to keep it kosher (just a joke). The one thing i did realize was the cups they use are instant and they end up throwing them out once they see its clean. Will i be fine by then? If not, what can i use to get right?

/u/AnotherOne99

2 points

8 months ago*

I got you: first, you don't do fentanyl. Second, you do nitazenes so you don't go through withdrawals but don't pop on a test.

But if it's an urgent concern, the only choice is an oil change. Google "Thad Castle oil change" if you need more specific instructions

Kratom from a corner store is a stopgap if you need it in the meantime.

Depending on the type of test and the scrutiny you expect to be under, a fake cock kit is an option, I guess, but you really need to pay close attention to the temperature of the liquid.

/u/BigSnort

1 points

8 months ago

thad castle oil change is the only way

/u/AbraCadaver P

1 points

8 months ago

There is a pass urine test kit out there that uses a couple 9v batteries to keep the liquid at proper temp,,,called urinator or something like that,,,kinda bulky but can put in pocket and cut hole and snake tube over to ur weenie but have to be careful with the cap its a twist off and its a little rubber tube about the size of a straw. worked for me at doctors office but if there is soemone watching might be harder to do.

/u/MussoliniDrugDealy

1 points

8 months ago

Was thinking about something like this.

/u/AbraCadaver P

1 points

8 months ago

It also comes with powdered urine you just add water to to put in the container and it worked with the docs office testing so should work for you. Honestly this would be the way to go if you know they won't be patting u down or watching ur dick actually launch the pee into the cup,,,the drinks flushing et cetera cant gurantee a clean drop.

/u/MussoliniDrugDealy

1 points

8 months ago

NOO FUCKIN WAYYY! that is crazy 😂

/u/Heinous

1 points

8 months ago

Most opiates are out of your system in 3 or 4 days. Just start drinking alot of water.

/u/snowcrystal

1 points

8 months ago

not fent it goes into the fat cells like weed my methadone clinic can pop me 5-6 weeks out from using 1-2 times a week takes like 8-9 weeks for heavy users i use to go to a diffrent clinic like 5 years ago and i could pass there in like a week so idk if the tests just got better or my new place is just using the best cuz they can tell for sooo fucking long its soooo anoyying

/u/Heinous

1 points

8 months ago

weird, never heard of that before.

/u/snowcrystal

1 points

8 months ago

google it i had zero idea till i got poped the irst time 4 weeks out and i was like wt i used 3 times and it was 4 weeks so i started googling it and yea fent and most fent analogues when they get busted down into metabolites will get stored into the at cells and thats how they get u they test for those metabolites

/u/Heinous

1 points

8 months ago

Makes sense. You might try something like quickfix. Its helped me pass drug tests for weed, might help in your situation.

/u/BigSnort

1 points

8 months ago

smoke shops sell these piss test drinks. They work. Essentially, day of the test you obviously dont use and you drink the entire bottle of the drink. After drinking it you have to drink somewhere around 32oz water. Youre suppoed to do all that about 6 hours before the test if I remember correctly. I did this for marijuana that I smoked the night before and weed lasts way longer in your system.

Another way I saw from a documentary was to pour bleach on your fingers and then pee on your fingers while you go. The guy was a expert in passing drug testing. I dont have any experience with that and its a lil gross but wtvr it takes to pass.

/u/gcity_dnma

1 points

8 months ago

Those drinks are all a gimmick and only work via dilution. Best bet is to get a friend to test for you or get Test Clear, which is real urine in powdered form that you can mix up and it'll pass all the lab validity checks. I've used it for tests sent to multiple labs - just have to keep is between 90-100.

/u/BigSnort

1 points

8 months ago

You're definitely right (dilution). Im sure a good amount are bs but ive had this one brand worked twice. the juice was blue. Not sure on brand name.

I was also referring to tests where you have to pee in front of someone or you have to do it at their bathroom. I remember they used to sell fake penises thatd be attacehd to a bladder bag lol. But I always wondered how that would work since the urine wouldnt be warm

/u/blackbeard609

1 points

8 months ago*

If you're not being watched and they are testing it on the spot then you can buy powdered clean urine off different sites one I used would even do like express shipping just in case you need needed it quickly. The kit came with powdered urine and bottle to mix it in and a temp strip for the side of bottle a 2 warmers. You just add distilled water. Youd get like 150ml of "urine" and most tests only need about 50ml or so I would just refrigerate what I didn't need til the next month. It was testclear.com I believe. The only thing i would do is empty out a saline nasal spray and rinse it well with just plain water, remove the inner plastic straw and make the spray hole just a tad bigger and lightly keep the cap on it then put the urine in that i wpuld warm it up in microwave for 5 second incriments until it was hot and then wrap the handwarmers around it til i got to my destination or until just shortly before the test and remove them snd immediately tuck it inside the very front pocket part of boxer briefs where is keeps it tight right under your balls. I was even able to use it with success with someone watching me and I did that for 2 years with no issues. Just remember when you go to use it and they have temp straps to test it on your skin first if you can feel the warmth it's to hot and same if it's to cool but it will barely feel like anything if it matches your body temp. Idk if it would work for a lab test or not I never had to but it's worth checking into. I have tried different detox drinks too but with no success on those.

/u/Tre Moderator

1 points

8 months ago

Damn bro. I know you failed that test like a mother fucker.

Live and you learn but if you in drug court fucking with dope, i promise you are going to quit using whether you want to or not.