How to be a better criminal (and more efficient person): Part 2/2 due to 20k word limit in posts : CrimeSpree | Torhoo darknet markets

Below is the second half of the Being a better criminal post, enjoy:

NOW, SPEAKING OF EVIDENCE, I WOULD LIKE TO DISCUSS WE WHY ARE ALWAYS TAKING / PROCESSING PERSONAL PAPERWORK FROM CRIME SCENES, AND THEN PROPERLY DESTROYING THEM

A few reasons off the top of my head:

- This paperwork may include CCs, birth certs, car titles, hidden items of large value (rare coins, bills, stamps, cards, comics)

- It may also include a record of serial #s of their possessions that you are stealing to sell off

- Women (yes, only women that Ive ever seen) write down everything, including full information like an email addy / username / password on the first piece of paper in front of them. If you've ever been to a hospital with a girlfriend, you'll remember while you just nodded at a doctor to get discharged ASAP, your girlfriend was writing down all the shit he said on your discharge paperwork - You will see this on medical documents you steal that the one place with notes that are hand written is the discharge papers at the end

- You will get past and current address information in the event you find sets of spare keys, its never a bad idea to have a spare set of keys for a car to steal in an emergency or to have a stolen car for a really serious crime you are plotting

- Blackmail material in the event you are caught, its an ace up your sleeve to have an email with embarrassing info, pics or video of the victim performing sexual acts, to persuade them to drop the charges without having to intimidate them with violence (which you should never intimidate anyone as we are not predators, we are professionals)

- You learn a lot of shit you didn't know, for example going through a womans college materials for any hand writing, I started to read the materials myself as she was training to be a nurse - And you can never know too much about stopping traumatic injuries and preventing them when it comes to survival or just generally not dying

- Entertainment. One of the last people I got was a smoking hot chick that had lingerie everywhere, tons of jewelry (mostly fake / costume), but I found she had some criminal charges pending from refusing to submit a breath test to detect the presence of DMT (no idea cops could breathalyze for that). She wrote all sorts of completely random thoughts on her paperwork, and even made cyphers and treasure hunt clues that I have yet to actually really dig through and understand yet.

That is another good point, don't backlog yourself with evidence by spending more time stealing shit than selling shit - This is a nightmare scenario when you have new shit piling up with people asking where the fuck its all coming from, and then one day you drop a victims W2 somewhere for a person to find where your staying (especially when we are taking and reading every page we can from a crime scene). Even if people stop buying or it slows to a crawl, evidence needs to be sold or destroyed fast (the rarer that faster it needs to be gone).

One other point before continuing, Pawn Americas alert local police when they enter the name from your license into their computers, and if you have an "Arrest" warrant police will come swarming - This is actually how I learnt I was formally charged with a felony, as I was driving out of a pawn america parking lot as a squad car sped in, then ran into the store with gun drawn at low ready while I was the only person in the store at that time of day - I found out that when you are charged with a felony you don't get a summons in the mail but rather a national arrest warrant is issued which you will want to post bond immediately rather than being arrested as its always swams of cops with guns out for felony warrants which might be you getting accidentally shot or having one hell of a standoff with police. Both should be avoided.

NOW, back to stolen paperwork.

You will always put this in a closed container, I mean every single piece of paper at all, with it zipped / sealed to ensure nothing blows away into a corner of a garage or room for someone to find. Take one chunk of paperwork out at a time, have one container be a keep container for secondary review, and one destruction container to be destroyed / burned ASAP, and before going page to page I will pick up the stack and shake it out to allow smaller items like keys / CC's / SSN cards / etc to fall out to place directly into a manilla envelope for long term storage in the middle of nowhere.

When going through paperwork, you are primarily looking for hand written notes, as these will contain login creds / PIN #'s / etc. Secondarily, I will always keep stuff with Name / Mailing addresses for secondary review, so I can establish a timeline of their address history to correlate with other info I find - I also do this with docs that contain info such as bank acct balances, bills that are overdue and when they were overdue, so that I can establish if this person has no money (as I don't fuck over people struggling to get by I will just burn their paperwork and sell the items I took as they are now evidence and cannot be put back).

Always check the inside of folders containing the paperwork for writing as well, tricksy hobbits will sometimes write the sensitive info inside the folder rather than on the paperwork.

The secondary search I do the shake again as more stuff may fall out, I then basically just thin out the timeline or supplementary docs as I call them to a single doc per address or financial event, and then separate official docs like SSN cards / licenses / birth certs into a smaller manilla envelope and keep supplementary material in a single unmarked folder - Everything else can now be destroyed although you may want to consider taking a burner camera and recording a quick video of just flipping through pages in the event you want to reference info that was destroyed.

If you have never tried to destroy bulk paperwork, you will be surprised how long this takes

If you go outside and set a book on top of a roaring campfire, about 70% of the pages between the covers will be unburnt / completely readable once the fire is just smouldering ashes, even if the paper stacks are soaked in gas (not in a closed container of course) it will still not burn through. You need to constantly stir the fire to fan out pages, often using the poking stick to lift up from the bottom to reveal unburnt pages, while continuously feeding it - This can last for hours and hours with a half full trash bag of papers.

Another consideration is that burnt paper can turn to a perfectly preserved piece of ash that is still readable, and float over into your neighbors lawn, triggering a call to police and an investigation (or someone in your home once again finding evidence of you being a badass mfking criminal). This was actually why I decided to try the wooden box to contain the ash, what a stupid idea that was, however this can be pretty easily remedied by not burning evidence fires on a windy day (though the wind does help the evidence burn so much faster) or by using a hose with a mist type nozzle to spray over the fire to control ash spreading without getting too much into the fire itself.

I would also suggest considering getting a Pulsefire Exothermic Flamethrower for evidence destruction, as these are ironically not considered a "firearm" despite it being an extension of your arm that throws fire (lol), and these are completely legal (I think even for felons) to buy directly from their website (about $650). The beauty of these is that you can not only create evidence fires during a rain storm which will control ashes spreading, but this flamethrower actually is basically spraying napalm on whatever it hits, and spraying napalm into water in a firepit will only help the gas spread keeping their vapors burning and evidence disappearing.

When you are caught red-handed stealing, with someone calling the police, you ditch that shit no matter what it is immediately once you break line of sight with the victim!!!

Whether they have you on video tape or whatever the case when they coming out the front door yelling at you about boosting their amazon pack, your haul ass out of their sight and get rid of whatever it is immediately, as police only have probable cause to search your car / reason to arrest you if they can physically see the items in your vehicle that are reported stolen - So it has to go no matter what.

I've gotten away with covering stolen shit with blankets, as the cops couldn't get a K9 to alert on me as it was about 5am, so they had to cut me loose despite my entire car being odd shapes of packages underneath a single white blanket covering it all :)

Speaking of paper evidence, I have a fuck ton I need to process, so I will end this here

I really want to re-iterate though that though you may be a criminal, it is important to be a good person outside of your criminal activities, being a piece of shit is not a good way to live.

Also, fuck every single one of you low life law enforcement assholes who read this, your crimes against humanity far outweigh any of the shit I talk about in this forum and someday you will be held accountable for your crimes.

Until next time!

- killswitch