I FINALLY GOT MY BABY BOTTLE REMOVED.... : DreadMoments

/u/lemonDragon 🍒Poppin'Monkeys

2 points

1 month ago

congrats on your dread cherry being popped!

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

🐲 🐉 The only Unicode dragons I can find are green. Give me a hint what you'd like for a Flair.

/u/lemonDragon 🍒Poppin'Monkeys

1 points

1 month ago

im good with anything. maybe a cherry?

/u/lemonDragon 🍒Poppin'Monkeys

1 points

1 month ago

or monkey emoji

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

Monkeys and cherries I've got.
🐵 🙊 🙉 🙊 🐒 🍒

/u/MrBacon420 P 🥓🌿⚗️420🌿🚬 🐷

1 points

1 month ago

Welcome to the club!

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

2 points

1 month ago

thanks, feels great lol :)

/u/trapuniversity

1 points

1 month ago

congrats you big baby

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

thanks :) i feel reborn lmao

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

You need a Flair to comment in this sub. What would you like?
The top link I find is this
Trap University: Premium THC, Seeds, Gummies & Mushrooms

🌿⚗️ – Bong
🌿🚬 – Joint
😌💨 – High
😳🍃 – Stoned
😶🍳 – Cooked
😳🔥 – Blazed
🌈🍄 – psychedelic mushroom.

/u/Thehighlow Fist fights 4 spare change👊

1 points

1 month ago

Welcome!

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

thanks man :)

/u/Thehighlow Fist fights 4 spare change👊

1 points

1 month ago

Once the bottle drops off, next thing you know it's been a year

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

yeah i guess that's my next milestone, remind me to make a post when i get there ;)

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

I've given you your /d/coke Flair. If you want something different here, let me know.

/u/dontmindmee Cold milk only please.🍼

1 points

1 month ago

ill be waiting patiently for mine to be removed lolz

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

lmaooo

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

You need a Flair to comment in this sub. What would you like?

/u/dontmindmee Cold milk only please.🍼

1 points

1 month ago

ummmmm something cool, suprise me :)

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

I gave you something cold instead.

/u/IcarusDrowned 🌞 Іи ГЂэ Ѕци 🌞

1 points

1 month ago

i have had a baby bottle for the past half year probably, its definately a priveledge to be underpriveledged

/u/drisdane ₣ŁΔƗŘ🧚🏿₣ΔƗŘ¥

1 points

1 month ago

Another step in earning flair ;)

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

lol yeah i already have the flair i have on this subdread on the xanax, Archetyp, fraud, and a couple other subdreads, but i want it in cafedread subdread and opiates, lsd, psychedelics, and MDMA.

/u/DonatonCaprion CAᎦᎦᏋIᏁᏋ ᎴᏋᎷON

1 points

1 month ago

Congrats Kevin, you successfully attained /u/Kevin status :).

/u/Kevin My real name is Clive 😢

2 points

1 month ago

Kevin agrees.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

You got a Flair. I don't think you'll like it, but it made me smile.

/u/jake0126 📢 💉ↁRΣΛↁ💉JUNKIΣ💉

1 points

1 month ago

lmaoo thanks

/u/amicursed /╲‿彡꒰()꒱ミ‿ノ\

1 points

1 month ago

How many days it took man , this shitty baby bottle is not leaving me .....

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

Now you're cursed to wear a baby bottle forever. I control a lot of subs and influence even more.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

Speaking of which... Wrote a mediocre joke for /d/RetardMarket yesterday. Stuck in "Pending Approval". Can you help man? I've seen you're a mod there. Worried my art is lost in an endless pile of spam. I mean it's trash but not the kind you put in the bin usually /post/9a7be1bd191d8ee16869. Thanks!

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

You need a Flair here. What's your favorite thing?

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

PGP. Of course.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

I've approved your post. I didn't read it. I hope that's OK.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

Appreciate it man. Don't worry it's a shitty joke about how to overuse PGP while not getting any benefits from it. Pretty sure it doesn't break any rules.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

I don't think we have any rules we enforce on RetardMarket.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

But posts are placed in "Pending approval". Truly retarded. Matches the sub I guess. Anyway thanks again man :)

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

I don't know how that happened. The sub died pretty quickly. I haven't looked at it for a while.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

Shame. I love the satire vibe going on there. /d/CafeDread is a lot too much serious these days.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

/post/13fb91291bc9be61eff2/#c-1434cfe4a557d628a5

/d/DarknetMarketsNoobs can be entertaining.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

The dildo metaphor is great for noobs. Speaks to anybody. Boys and girls. But I don't know. /d/DarknetMarketNoobs is entertaining but you can't make fun of people here. I mean they're posting in THE sub where there is no stupid question. Some of them certainly deserve it though.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago

The only rule I enforce on this sub is
3 /d/DarknetMarketsNoobs is off limits.
I made an agreement with Samwhisky when I first started the sub.

/u/Beelzebub ГНЄ LФЯↁ ФF ЦЅ ДLL

1 points

1 month ago*

I could use a fake private key number as a Flair?
No i can't I only get 30 characters.

/u/pgpfreak P DE49798F841C1A20ED5CEB24A364AD

1 points

1 month ago

Aren't fingerprints a little bit long for a flair? But if it fits you can take mine. Ultimate swag!
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