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i maded met;th : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

i maded meth; and i maded real meth and i think its epic because its just like braking bad and im jesse from breaking bad which is epic but i dont think there was proper ventilaiton and the basemnet is werid now

but its ok because i have stuff like febreeze in the hawaiian resrot scent flavour which is great

i maded it from chat gpt and there were a fwe ingredient missing also i didnt have the proper beakers stuff and it looks weird now but i hope next time itll be better and i dont htink its good or i dont think ht epoisle police will be angry because this is probably not real meth its like mixing baking soda and vINEGRAR and call; it neth meth which is crayz

what do yu guys think i should do next

/u/MrBacon420 P ⭐️ Footloose 🕺

3 points

1 week ago

/u/Phobos36 I think he's losing it again

/u/Phobos36 P 100% not a retard

2 points

1 week ago

/u/Fyodor-MD, your rubbing alcohol problem is getting out of hand man. You need to go back to rehab and YOU NEED to take it seriously this time around.

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

3 points

1 week ago

i'll quit tomorrow bro

/u/Phobos36 P 100% not a retard

2 points

1 week ago

YOU SAID THE SAME THING LAST TIME. GET IT TOGETHER KEVIN FYODOR FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

/u/MrBacon420 P ⭐️ Footloose 🕺

1 points

1 week ago

Do you need a sponsor?

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

someone can sponsor me to quit ? i didnt know that was a thing. will he pay me in xmr

/u/MrBacon420 P ⭐️ Footloose 🕺

2 points

1 week ago

I don't know what to say.

/u/fake_biz 🍼 P

1 points

1 week ago

~~ he losted it again ~~

/u/Reaps

2 points

1 week ago

list it on retardmarket

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

they revoked my vendor flair and i cant pay the 2000xmr vendor bond again ...

/u/Reaps

1 points

1 week ago

Oh damn, yeah that time you put fent in the maple syrup right

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

they use fent in hospitals too. if they can do it, why cant i.

/u/Reaps

1 points

1 week ago

straight up.

/u/Beelzebub snⱯ ɯoɹɟ ɐɓuᴉN

0 points

1 week ago

Who did that? It wasn't me. I'll reinstate your Vendor account immediately.
Who else can supply fentanyl laced maple syrup to our users?

/u/delhifpo P ShowerPeeper

2 points

1 week ago

>fentanyl laced maple syrup

🤌😅

/u/Beelzebub snⱯ ɯoɹɟ ɐɓuᴉN

0 points

1 week ago

We have a lot of products that are exclusive to /d/RetardMarket.
Which other market has these listed?

/u/diaperspray P 👶🩲 Shit Vendor 💩🧻 Sells the best used diapers on Dread.

/u/Reaps

1 points

1 week ago

we need him

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

thank you bro it was one of the new admins that dosent seem to like me very much

/u/Beelzebub snⱯ ɯoɹɟ ɐɓuᴉN

0 points

1 week ago

Have an upvote for suggesting the Darknet's best Market.

/d/RetardMarket

/u/Reaps

1 points

1 week ago

as the other admin i vouch, as retarded as it gets

/u/groundpigeon

1 points

1 week ago

lmfaoooo

/u/DarkMeech

1 points

1 week ago

xanax

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

i think all the wrappers do this its like chcolate cookie and milk combo but for rappers xannax and lean

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

1 points

1 week ago

mixing baking soda and viegra

So you got a woodie and burp a lot? The ideal date material.

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

i meant mix baking soda and vinergar i tyep really fast so my words i sget mispelled

/u/newbieforever2018 P boofs fists

1 points

1 week ago

Okay, that makes it even funnier. Upvoted.

/u/Beelzebub snⱯ ɯoɹɟ ɐɓuᴉN

1 points

1 week ago

I think you should make a robot girlfriend. It's probably the only way someone as crazy as you will get one.

See Blade Runner for inspiration. Pris is a young attractive female Nexus-6 replicant who is designed as a "basic pleasure model, a standard item for military clubs in the outer colonies." A roundabout way of saying she is a sex worker.

Create your own Pris. You have a Vendor account on RetardMarket. You'll get rich selling them.

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

NO, I WILL GET A REAL GIRLFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/u/Beelzebub snⱯ ɯoɹɟ ɐɓuᴉN

0 points

1 week ago

You're 40 years old, and it hasn't happened yet. I firmly believe in wishful thinking, but you're just dreaming.

Don't die a virgin. Work something out before you get so old your dick doesn't work anymore.

/u/DaSnake

2 points

1 week ago*

He should deffo name her Jizzabel

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

2 points

1 week ago

correction, i am 40 years YOUNG.
i tried talking to some women, i even asked her for her telegram or session, and when she gave me a weird look (i assumed she didnt have those apps i gave her even more options) i asked her if she had xmpp or she could just imessage me with PGP. i stuttered a few times maybe it scared her.

/u/DaSnake

1 points

1 week ago*

Did you bring your teddy with you?

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

no he was sleeping cuz it was after 8pm

/u/DaSnake

1 points

1 week ago*

Pity...
That would have helped.
Like a lot.

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

i hope youre not guiding me towards failure cuz someone said i shouldnt bring him because its weird and women dont like creepy guys i think

/u/DaSnake

1 points

1 week ago

Some of them would find that cute and it would've helped with your confidence.
Or chase them off.
No way to tell really - women can be unpredictable creatures.

/u/Emerald_CityBB

1 points

1 week ago

Search THOT_bot on Telegram. Tell them Zippy sent you

/u/Tre

1 points

1 week ago

Was your beaker a 20oz coke bottle ?

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

yeah except i forgot to drink the coke

/u/Tre

1 points

1 week ago

But you did still put the lithium in, right? 😂

/u/DonatonCaprion

1 points

1 week ago

/d/DreadMoments
Kevin Fyüder Discovers Maded Meth method

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

2 points

1 week ago

maded meth method

/u/Kevin

1 points

1 week ago

Wow, I get a Fyodor crosspost to my sub as well.

/u/DaSnake

1 points

1 week ago

Hwȳ dydest þū þæt?
What is next? LSD?

/u/Cornucopia horn-shaped container

1 points

1 week ago

Hibernation or Like the lottery guy - Bunch of hookers and cocaine ;p

/u/BigDaddy2K

1 points

1 week ago

I think you are breaking bad irl

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

2 points

1 week ago

thanks for saying this! i think so too!!

/u/HorkyPorky

1 points

1 week ago

okay class today we will finger paint

kid named finger:

/u/rapido

1 points

1 week ago

damn u really went full mad scIentist in tha sketchiest-ass basemENT ever, huh? “I maded meth” sounds like some next-levEl bullshit recipe straight outta a drunk grandma’s cookBOOK. Febreze Hawaiian Resort scent? Bruh, u just fuckin’ maskin yo chemical APOCALYPSE with air freshener like it aint no thang. For real tho, maybe drop tha meth shit and stick to fuckin’ bakin soda volcanos before that basemEnt turns into a godDAMN biohazard zone. And if the walls start whisperIN, RUNNN. Jesse would be PROUD... or ded. U decide, dumb@ss. Stay safe-ish!

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

thanks Gangster , the typa SHI im on is INSANE. METH LAB IS MY PASSION. i will slowly upgrade to more and more ILLEGAL INGREDIENTS until i have maded PROPER ACTUAL METH!!!!!!!!!!!

/u/q_allthough_q

1 points

1 week ago

aha and u wrote that when u were high using that shit?

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

i am always high my brain releases natural high chemicals

/u/sesquipedalian rides the donk

1 points

1 week ago

you should make a crack model volcano next

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

yes i will

/u/Kwik-go

1 points

1 week ago

Doc! So I made a thing. My cousin is one of the kinda weird ass birds that makes his fuckin home with his own spit, so i shit in his house. Dont judge me he deserved it. Anyway, plot twist it eliminates the stank of any fucking thing you spray it on. Trust me bro.. I call it feathery-shpit. Wanna trade? I'll leave a fire review on dread for you even. FYI my bottles are really small and hard to use. I don't have hands....

/u/Fyodor-MD 📢 0pac

1 points

1 week ago

i dont know bro...i think its gonna be the last nail in the coffin..the last meth in the meth pipe