I met HugBunter in a supermarket : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

So there I was, pushing my cart through the aisles of the supermarket, just trying to find some decent avocados, when who do I spot by the cereal section? None other than https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlNIVm5RblZ1ZEdWeQ==# himself. Yes, the admin of Dread, shopping like a regular human being. I couldn't believe my eyes. I mean, what are the odds?

He was casually examining a box of Frosted Flakes, probably trying to decide if Tony the Tiger was trustworthy enough for breakfast. I couldn't help but stare. This guy runs the most notorious darknet forum, and here he is, debating cereal choices like the rest of us.

I muster up the courage to approach him. "Excuse me, are you HugBunter?" I ask, trying not to sound like a complete lunatic. He looks at me, one eyebrow raised, clearly contemplating if he should deny everything and run. Instead, he just smirks and says, "Depends. Are you an undercover cop or just a really dedicated fan?"

I laugh nervously, assuring him I'm just a fan. He relaxes a bit, nods, and goes back to his cereal dilemma. I couldn't resist asking, "So, what's the best cereal for admins of darknet forums?"

Without missing a beat, he replies, "Anything with fiber. Keeps you regular when you're dodging the Feds."

We both laugh, and for a moment, it feels like I'm talking to an old friend. I mean, who knew that behind the digital fortress, HugBunter was just a guy who likes his breakfast options as much as the next person?