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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for you Will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dark,
And you won't come back.
-Eric Idle
Monty Python's Flying Circus

/u/trippymane

2 points

3 months ago

This poem was bad ass.. in a bad way

/u/MrBacon420 P ⭐️ Footloose 🕺

1 points

3 months ago

HAVING A PENIS SAAR, IT IS VERY GOOD, YES SAAR. HAVING A PENIS HAVE MANY ADVANTAGES, SAAR, LIKE PHYSICAL STRENGTH, SAAR, AND TECHNICAL ABILITIES, SAAR. BUT SAAR, IT IS NOT JUST ABOUT PHYSICAL THINGS, SAAR. HAVING A PENISS ALSO HAVE MANY EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL ADVANTAGES, SAAR.

HAVING A PENIS ARE OFTEN SEEN AS STRONG AND CONFIDENT, SAAR, AND THEY HAVE MANY OPPORTUNITIES IN LIFE, SAAR. THEY CAN PURSUE MANY DIFFERENT CAREERS, SAAR, AND THEY HAVE MANY FREEDOMS, SAAR. BUT SAAR, WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY, SAAR. HAVING A PENIS MUST ALSO BE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL, SAAR.

BUT SAAR, HAVING A PENIS IS NOT JUST ABOUT INDIVIDUALS, SAAR. IT IS ALSO ABOUT THE ROLE HAVING A PENIS PLAY IN SOCIETY, SAAR. HAVING A PENIS CAN BE GOOD FATHERS, SAAR, AND GOOD HUSBANDS, SAAR. THEY CAN BE GOOD PROVIDERS, SAAR, AND GOOD PROTECTORS, SAAR. BUT SAAR, THEY MUST ALSO BE GOOD LISTENERS, SAAR, AND GOOD COMMUNICATORS, SAAR.

ANYWAY SAAR, HAVING A PENIS IS VERY WONDERFUL, SAAR. HAVING A PENIS HAVE MANY OPPORTUNITIES, SAAR, AND MANY RESPONSIBILITIES, SAAR. BUT SAAR, IT IS NOT JUST ABOUT HAVING A PENIS, SAAR. IT IS ABOUT BEING A GOOD PERSON, SAAR. IT IS ABOUT BEING RESPECTFUL, SAAR, AND RESPONSIBLE, SAAR.

I HOPE THIS INFORMATION IS HELPFUL, SAAR. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, SAAR.

/u/Ahello

2 points

3 months ago

SAR I TANK YOU FOR DIS INFORMATION TANK YOU SAR

/u/aClockworkTangerine P Your ad could be here

1 points

3 months ago

I'm simply welling with tears

/u/AddyChefPR

1 points

3 months ago

I kinda want one now :D