I can't forget this guy because it was my first purchase in DNM and it was funny :)
three years back, while searching for acid in Dread, I found a domestic vendor and started to chat with the guy to inquire about the availability and stealth options. later exchanged weekr To my surprise, the vendor was funny and greeted me warmly with a cheerful emoji and asked how they could assist me. As we delved into the details of my request, I couldn't help but notice the quirky humor peppered throughout our conversation.
When I asked about the delivery timeframe, the vendor humorously assured me they would "get the order to me faster than a Bollywood dance sequence!" This unexpected comparison brought a smile to my face and lightened the mood of our transaction.
As we finalized the order, I thanked the vendor for their assistance. They responded with a playful "No worries, we'll make sure your order arrives faster than you can say 'masala chai!'" This amusing twist on a familiar phrase made me chuckle and added a memorable touch to what could have been a mundane darkweb purchase. I finally got my product in 3 days with good quality no offense but now the vendor is nowhere to be found, Reflecting on the interaction afterward, I appreciated how humor can transcend cultural barriers and make even virtual transactions feel more personal and enjoyable.
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Nice giveaway.
Just a suggestion instead of giving an ounce to the winner reduce the weight and distribute it to more people who's comments you find worth enough.
It was 2019 and I had ordered super cream from the best hash vendor DNM India has ever seen, parvati charas. First of all I could not believe that he had actually sent me real malana super cream! Most vendors usually sell any random cream and call it super cream. That's when I fell in love with DNM, realizing I don't have to take a trip to Himachal to smoke some of the best hash around.
When I told him the pack arrived open and I am afraid the postman saw the hash, he gave me half tola extra to make up for that! Legend. I hope he is doing well, wherever he may be. To this day nobody has brought that level of hash into the DNM India scene.
So this story probably is going to be long read and goes back almost a decade, when things in India used to be really quiet.
Since there was basically no domestic scene the only way to order was to order international. I was a dumb and broke teenager. My first few orders were all blots since they were inconspicuous. There used to a lot of vendors from NL offering sample listings of 2 blots for basically the shipping cost only (2-3$). This is another story in itself but well, after successful delivery of my LSD packs i got confident and decided to order something bulkier.
After looking at a lot of other stuff i decided upon speed. It was cheap, it was plentiful and at that moment it felt like a few grams would last me forever. As i start scrolling through the listings i find a vendor called "happygarden". (I only fondly mention his name since he's no longer active and around). He had a listing of "10 gm speed pasta" up for real cheap and it had a few ratings but were positive. I message him and we start talking. He seemed to be someone who liked to chat unlike other vendors. I asked him about his product and he was fairly confident, said his speed was one of the best shit around since he made it himself. We exchange some more casual messages and i place my order. As i wait for my order a few more casual messages were exchanged between the surprisingly chatty vendor and me. Seemed like a pretty great guy.
Weeks later, a stinking package arrives at my doorstep. I open it up wondering how i'm not in jail yet, dry it and being an absolute smartass (i wasn't) i decide i would acetone wash it before consuming, having read up on the procedure on reddit earlier. Feeling fairly confident and thinking of myself as some sort of a underground chemist, i dissolve the speed in acetone and proceed to filter it. I collect the filtered liquid, set it aside in a wide baking pan to dry and In a matter of few hours the acetone had evaporated and i was left with a slightly moist, yellow powder. It was quite less compared to the starting amount since a lot of the product didn't dissolve in acetone and was left behind in the filter paper cone which i proceed to throw in the trash. It seemed my wash had worked and the cuts had filtered out.
Being excited to give it a shot, i grab a steel plate from the kitchen, "grind" the powder with my dad's old debit card and snort the powder with a rolled up note like a boss. I feel a bit uneasy sweaty and nauseous. My heart began racing and it was the only thing i could focus on. Not feeling any euphorua or rush like i had read about and instead feeling sick, i start researching my experience on google and come to the conclusion that my speed was heavily cut with caffeine (which somehow by magic had survived the acetone wash)
I try it once more the next day with the same disappointing result and then drop a message to the vendor about how i had a bad experience and that his speed was trash. He tried to defend himself saying that he makes his own speed and that he's had many returning customers, but i insisted that i was left with maybe 50% of the powder post acetone wash proving that he was selling trash and opened a dispute. He got mad and basically called me a scamming lying cunt, refunded me the full amount and blacklisted me.
Now since we had a bit of a chat history i kind of felt bad for him. Doubting my own judgement regarding his speed since it was my first time trying amphetamine, i make another account to message him and write a long ass para trying to be amicable saying how he seemed to be a good guy and how i never intended to scam him but just wanted to provide feedback so he could improve his product and do better in the market. High on weed and emotions, I even offered to pay back 50% of the amount that he had refunded. I check back that night but hadn't received a reply.
Some days later i login again to find that he had sent me a message. He said that after receiving similar feedback from another of his longtime customer he decided to look into it and found that his shipper was actually messing with him. He apologized, thanked me for doing him a solid and offered to send me 25gm of speed paste for free to which i very happily obliged.
Around 2 weeks later i receive the package and open it expecting it to be really pure this time. Like the last time,i dry it, dissolve it in acetone, filter it and separate the liquid. I notice all of powder had been left behind in the filter paper cone and concluded the product was even more impure than the last time since almost nothing seemed to have dissolved in acetone. I immediately logged in to send him a message about how his product is still bad but paused and decided to read up on acetone wash once again just to make sure i was doing it right before calling his product shit once again.
It doesn't take long for me to turn red and feel like an absolute retard as i realise that i was indeed doing it wrong. Acetone dissolves the cuts (caffeine) and not the other way around. I was supposed to collect and dry the residue in the filter paper cone and NOT the filtrate (acetone) like how i was doing. I had basically thrown away the amphetamine and snorted caffeine the first time around.
Luckily i had not yet thrown away the filter papers containing the residue this time, so i spread it out, dry it up, do a line and finally feel what amphetamine is supposed to feel like.
As it had turned out, even though i did mess up the purification process like an absolute dumbass, the acetone wash on my initial order still did prove that the vendor's product had a lot of caffeine in it and was pivotal in making the vendor aware that his shit wasn't pure which eventually led him to realize that he was being cheated by his associate.
Granted, i messaged the vendor to tell him how absolutely amazing his speed was this time around, obviously omitting the mention of my earlier fuckup so as to not appear terminally stupid. All well that ends well i suppose :)
I'll speak about my first ever DNM order(that came through). So, this was back in the time when nemesis was still around, I wasn't in on dred back then, and the selection on Indian vendor was very much new to me. Nemesis was this flag that displays in shipping from section and I was taken aback to see our Indian flag there. I messaged the vendor and asked if it was indeed india. He replied saying it's 10000% coming from india, which made me LOL!
He was selling charas per gram, and I believe this was the cheapest drug there was on nemesis. I was OK with the fact that I might lose a bit of money, by getting scammed, as it wasn't a large sum
I was still skeptical, I was only using DN to get a better deal from LSD that was being sold on the street. But then messaging him back and forth and with the place that I stay being dry AF! I went ahead and bought the charas from /u/boomshankar.
LOL I was so scared I actually pulled this off. I couldn't wait sharing it to my friends about a potential score, but I abstained and told no one nothing. I knew it was domestic, but still I was paranoid AF!
I went to my native fearing the cops will come knocking, and atleast in my village, I'll go into hiding and 'survive'. But thankfullly nothing of that sort happened.
Here's the vendor review that I had posted: /post/03b2b3023f2e01708958
I have ordered several more things from him, in fact I got my first ever LSD shipping from him, bloke was so kind, he got me domestic for this too!!! FOR ME!!!! /post/03b2b3023f2e01708958
hhahahahahah im glad u had a good experience with me!!! i always try my best! mail service sometimes make me fail the mission but i try!! i wish u the very best , hoping customs gets chill so i can stock up my team !!! big hug bro!
Well my crazy experience would be when i placed a order with a vendor for Acid and he fcuked up the name on the adress,What he did was he mixed names of 2 releigions,He actually put 2 intense releigious name together.Think about the possibilities brother,Since i cant say the exact name,Ill give you guys an example,How would the name mohammed krishna sound?
When I recieved the mail,I was like WTF is he playing,Me and postman had a good laugh tho ,I told him its a nickname my friends call me back in the days,And they were like yeah we were really eager to see someone with a name like that in the world we live in today,And we both laughed it off for like a minute
Was fun but wouldnt wanna do that again :p:p
So, Before Stumbling Upon Dnm, I roamed on reddit and Telegram to Find Drugs! I was scorching to find LSD and Meth! I stumbled upon Few Vendors but was not convinced of them. Finally, I found someone whom I can Trust. This Guy was Responsive, very Knowledgeable on his field and also knew in great depth about the product he sold!
His prices were reasonable and also I kinda got crush on Him (I m not Gay) and at the time I thought I was Talking to Walter White Of India!. So, I decided to go for LSD and paid him 5000₹ for 10 LSD Blots. It was 500/blot and I was really happy As I scored a blot relatively cheap compared to the local market scene!. The payment had to be made in crypto.
He was also kind enough to give me Free Shipping as He felt Some special vendor to customer relationship with me. My Crush for him went even more! However, I was still skeptical of this purchase as I was aware of the Scamming that has been going through these methods. My best friend said I was scammed and lost all my money but I trusted that vendor.
Day 1 passed Day 2 passed and on the 3rd day I reached out to him. He responded after some hours stating he was busy with some works and will ship the product soon. Day 3 Passed Day 4 passed still No response. I Lost all hope and started to accept the fact I was scammed!
Day 7 something unexpected happens, He Sent Me the Tracks and Said the shipping is done. Viola! I was crying in tears of Joy. I showed it to my friends and they also was stunned. My hard earned money was not scammed!. My Crush for the Vendor went even more! (again I'm not Gay, excited coz of my first illegal order)
The delivery happened after 8 days. The vendor specifically asked me to record a Video at the time of unpacking incase the shipment has any problems he would provide a free Reship!. So my friend started recording and I started to Unbox.
The Stealth was OP! The box was wrapped heavily with Tape, Hard to Open, inside the taped Cardboard box another box of a trimmer, The decoy was even Better! Coz inside The Box an old Trimmer alsoo. Everything except the Promised Blots was present. I was Experiencing An emotion that was worse than a Break up!. This vendor then ghosted me and It took me some time to recover from that Vendor Customer relationship. Cunt Cheated On me.
I learned the lesson the Hard way and Finally I dunno how I Found Daunt Links and reached here on this Sub. Almost a half year later Made Two Successful orders with /u/Bodhitree and Yeah it's going great. I still Consider myself to be lucky As I learned the lesson Only by being scammed of 5000 bucks. So Grateful for that. Hope our community grows and more and more guys reach here!
I had gotten 2gs of MDMA from a new vendor and he claimed it was MDMA but infact it was 3mmc and he fucking played games till 2 weeks then he agreed that yes it was 4mmc and another one was I raised a dispues for a intl order that they didn't give me the tracking code which I had paid for and they just gave me 100% refund claiming they had fucked up my order and I was like fuck it and 2 weeks later I get 500lsd and 10gs of coke 😂
And recently this vendor westcoast told he has a offer and he then tells me I can't do it
a funny incident happened with you itself /u/TheFlowerBro xD
i placed an order with /u/theflowerbro via mod escrow. after the payment, vendor gave me a tracking id which upon checking wasnt updated yet. i clicked somewhere mistakenly on the screen and it took me to another random parcel tracking details. that details werent matching destination adress so i panicked and took a screenshot and sent it to the vendor. i thought upon sharing he might let me know whatsup or help me out with that. but instead he replied me with "scammer". i thought "thats it i fell for a scam and its a usual tactic of scammers to call the other guy a scammer" . plus he saw me timezone was different in the screenshot, so his perspective was that he already dispatched the item and now ill recieve it and create a dispute and take the funds back through mod escrow XD . but i rechecked the tracking id and it was showing the correct details so it was all due to a mistake of mine that created this ruckus lol
was funny that we both thought we were scamming each other
i remember Blotterdaddy...... the guy introduced us to so many new experiences ....... Changa , cali weed etc. I remember i got cali weed from him and next day I had an exam. me and my friends smoked one joint which was so potent it got us really high. needless to say we flunked the next day.
After so long a giveaway has been done, /u/delhifpo I feel this post should be pinned as most people who haven't logged in dread during the weekdays can at least make sure to enter the giveaway before it ends on 1st :)
I remember the good old days where Blotterdaddy used to gicv goodies as giveaway like for every week and one fine day I was selected for giveaway of 0.3 dmt and 2x 50mg sugar bears it took back in 2020 the beautiful scenes will never come back check out this link for more information like its OG time where is no unavailability of meds. http://g66ol3eb5ujdckzqqfmjsbpdjufmjd5nsgdipvxmsh7rckzlhywlzlqd.onion/post/4ef44a137e34d4c7898e/#c-c6943cf9ece9ab54e8
Back in the days when BD used to vend he used to share his hip hop tracks and I did the same too. Over the course of time we had done a Lil more business together and I used to get a lot of freebies from him being with him since his early days. That was before a lot of busts when I used to write trip reports and about the experiences his offerings had made us feel. Went through my first breakthrough DMT experience with my friend which blasted us out of the fucking dimension, good times with GG changa received from a giveaway.
It was during the pandemic with around 2k subscribers on this sub that people were going through really intense experiences, that too with giveaways for all substances like Changa, badder and resin.
All I wish for the guy is to be happy and blessed with what his life has for him after he went with his honour. Cheers !
keeping it short and real my funniest experience was with myplugg i had ordered 1kg of shillong i was a newbie back then and did its around time when a few markets scammed and everyone moved to m00nkey market when he exit scammed i had placed the order through dd just before that luckily my kg arrived and since i was a newbie back then i was so excited when it reached my city i legit went to the post office to collect it and when i was searching where to go i got my name called from behind i was shit scared i thought its over turns out it was an old friend who i had lost contact with years ago works there i was literally shaking lol then i got my za came home opened the pack to find nothing but packs of red chillis even after opening one and taking out a few mirchis the real deal was not visible i was impatient and furious and started texting myplugg stuff like why did he scam me youre a mf and shit lol to which he replied with laughing emojis i was pissed and soo angry and when i searched more i finally found it all it was so well hidden, this was the best stealth i've ever seen, after finding the packs i immediately delted those messages and apologized and felt stupid lol. this would be my funniest experience with a vendor
I think mine was with Vagator when he was around, he was actually so good and friendly that he used to somehow talk in such a sweet way and make sure if I had just gone to him to order an oz, I would end up purchasing 2 ozs, moonrocks and a lot more in the end, funny how he interacted with clients and made sure to sell his products at the best, anyways would love to check out your strains, was planning to order until I saw this post hahah ;)
Maybe I'll wait for the winner and then add on a few more ozs if I win and order, else ill just order if I dont win too.
All the best and happy to see vendors doing giveaways :)
Excited to be a part of it.
Goood day to you flowerOGG ;)
Peace
EDIT : Shit I didn't read the point where the account has to be 6 months old with 10 karma hahah, I was here 4 years ago in the name of royaldankness420, I forgot my password and stuff cause I didn't come online much so I had to create a new account 3 months ago, Im here since the Hind and psychbaba days haha :)
Hopefully you can count me in as well, if not its okay maybe the next one, ggs ;)
Hi, I also have a few experiences here. My first memorable one was when I made a direct order with SS. Some dude scammed at that time, and everyone thought it was me. Some guy even created a whole post about it, and I got so panicked, thinking that now SS wouldn't ship my order, believing I'm the scammer. SS was AWOL during that time. But a few days passed, and SS came back online and assured me that everything was alright. Whoever was behind the handle of SS in those days was sure as hell funny—it's the kind of humor you miss later. I received my order and then some. We also developed this bond. I'm grateful for the experience. Respect. I hope wherever they are, they are happy and healthy.
Also, one funny incident was when I reached the FPO saying that I won a giveaway from YouTube and was there to collect my pack. The official said to me, "Teri muche bhi ni aayi h theek se," and "Bete, zamanat bhi ni hogi," and it felt like the earth below my feet was taken away. That was funny.
A loving experience would be talking to SS only, as it was so much more than just buying drugs. I could ask about life, music, and relationships. It's something I cannot put into words. There was one more incident when I had this crazy experience (a bad trip, as they would say) on LSD, and Psychbaba had made a post asking people what's the purpose behind life. That was a time when there were so many giveaways. It was very different then. I was trying to find the "purpose" through these trips, and I remember being on acid, going through that post with so many entries, but couldn't find my purpose. I made a comment on it later on.
By no means do I expect to win this giveaway. I don't even smoke up anymore, and I don't want to be greedy. I just wrote this to thank you all for the experiences and your time. Have a good one.
This happened when I was new to the DNM 4 years ago, during the lockdown. I placed an order from a UK vendor for a gram of speed. After 2 months it still hadn't arrived, then I moved out of that place. But guess what happens 4 months later? I get a message from the owner of that place. She says you have received a bill for repairing your Mercedes from an auto shop in UK. I was confused at first but then I realized what it was.
I went to go pick it up and she was like "you have a Mercedes in UK?" I lied my ass off and said "it's my dad's, he has a vacation house there" LOL. That solid ketamelon level stealth really saved me that time. But still I was never really scared because the owner was a sweet old lady who always treated me like her own son.
I let the vendor know that I got the pack after 6 months and thanked him, because it's not his fault it took so long. He was just as surprised as I was. My excitement quickly went away after I realized the product was below average quality LOL. That was a roller coaster of an experience.
Had purchased some pot from a reseller of RXH back in the days in college. Gave it to a friend who was a foreign exchange student and he had served his military as it was compulsory for them to do so. And he looked like he belonged to the army. Word got out that he got so high that he gauged his eye out. That too with a pencil. We freaked out because he really could do that. We contacted our vendor and asked him if he had mixed something and he said its just not possible but he freaked out too. We later heard that he went to hospital, got his injury checked up and they discharged him soon. When he came back, approx 20 stoners including myself were waiting for him in his flat. Turned out that he had got high as a kite and fell in his room and got hurt just near the eyebrow. He had not gauged himself and the rumours were started by his room mates who were high too. We all had a laugh and sat in a big circle and some 20 of us had 2 bongs rotating amongst ourselves and finished almost all of the costly pot that no one else contributed for.
so recently i landed in europe for my studies and the country i live in has a weird cannabis law that states you can grow your own plant in your home but you cannot buy or sell and i am to lazy to grow my own pot beacuse it takes time and patience and local people here usually sell a gram for 2500 rupees which is damm expensive so i opened dread and i started looking for some reliable vendors in EU to get my pot luckily i found a guy from spain he had a good rating and postive feedback he had experience in selling pot for like 10 years so i placed the order and it usually takes 20 days to reach a parcel to me at first i didnt know it takes that much time beacuse vendors in eu usually send the pot in normal letter envelopes with good decoy and so i told him i didnt received the parcel on 22nd day so he reshiped the parcel for me and on the 23rd day i received the first parcel and i also got the another free parcel after 20 days it was funny or you can say i got lucky and i also got a vendor from UK who gave me 3 grams of samples for free people here are really good
OMG, This one is the funniest and kinda wholesome experience i ever had ordering here from dnm . A while ago we all know greenbroski used to vend and had a decent menu at good prices . I used to order from him and to be honest he did a lot of orders very quickly because of his good marketing and prices. But then like many other vendors Mr broski became a bit greedy and started selectively scamming . Dumb me had no issues with him last time I ordered so obviously i made the biggest quantity I had ever ordered from him because he had some new landrace and images were pretty dank. Dumber me felt that why go through escrow let's just dd. That's where I fucked up . He knew that if he kept giving me excuces till his exit scam strategy works out he'll just win the jackpot ez and also if I made any allegations it would be at the end of the day just a dd order and none would care. So initially I just lost hope and thought it's a hard lesson to learn but an essential one. Soon enough other people also started mentioning here how their orders were also not getting delivered, not getting tracking or not getting any response from him whatsoever. I thought if that's the case and my money is already lost why not just chat with Mr broski since he had not blocked me, texted him saying all these people are saying you're not delivering orders and all that , he said his shipper is out of stock and will restock in a week. PS - He said this to a lot of other buyers who had pending orders. But since I had nothing to lose I kept playing into his play. Whenever I asked about status of my order he'd just make some story up like his shipper is sick , his stock needs to renew or something like he needs a new shipping provider. I always said "Oh man that sucks, I understand, hope that you are able to resolve this soon , when should I message you again regarding this?" And he'd usually say something like next week or after 3-4 days . But I was prompt made a note and kept texting him after the specified period in this same manner.This kept on happening for almost 1 month. By this time most of this sub had declared him as a scammer and there were already speculations of him exit scamming. I still kept rolling with my strategy , taking timely updates and keeping an overall friendly tone even though I knew he was scamming me . By the time 2 months had passed since I made my order Mr broski went afk from markets and dread. Now announced as an exit scammer/caught on this sub. Still kept texting him till one day Mr broski vanished . I was kinda bummed but thought atleast I tried. Lo and behold 2 weeks later I get a mail, I didn't think much about it at first since I seriously did not consider that it would be broski's parcel. But it was! And it was beautiful! It is still probably the best landrace I have ever tried in my life. Plus he sent extra quantity. I think it was the only parcel he delivered in that exit scamming period or who knows? I never saw any reviews or any update by anyone here that they received anything from him in that period or ever after that. I had no way or intention of thanking mr broski especially after reading what happened to orders with others but I learnt that day within myself that sometimes a bit of fake altruism and positivity can help you get things done from people that they otherwise won't even do for their loved ones. I use this social hack all the time now. Just become PUPPYFACE 🥺. That's my weird scoring story.
Alright, buckle up, 'cause this is one hell of a story! So, there I was, a chem-smoking adult looking for some good bud, and I came across mentions of a few markets on Reddit. Instantly, I open Tor and dive headfirst into the depths of the dark net in search of some sweet, sweet bud. Did I bother reading the DNMbible? Nope. No rules, no nothing. I was straight on Archetyp and enjoying the "sEaMlEss uSEr ExpERiEnCE."
So, I go ahead and place an order from NL. An ounce of bud. Now, for those not in the know, NL is a freaking hotspot country! My blissfully ignorant ass placed an order, and this was during elections, no less. A brilliant idea, right?
Fast forward a bit, I came across Dread, read the stories, the rules, finally got what the PGP section was for (yeah yeah, I should have looked into it firsthand).
I reach out to the vendor, but surprise! The dude had already shipped the order. Bro said, "We Ship The Same Day Sir 😁😁!" My heart puked in my eyes, and my ass was hella sweaty. I had used zero opsec. No PGP, nada. I was essentially asking the LE, "Would you like to arrest me under the Narcotics Act, sir?"
A month goes by, and I've pretty much forgotten about it. Now, one day, I'm in Yodieland all night, sleeping peacefully, when suddenly, I hear my dad talking to my mom. "I just got a call, our son is involved in some sort of drug trade."
Hangover? Gone. Heart? Stopped. I shoot out of bed like a goddamn rocket. I'm ready to liquidate all my funds, bribe some NCB official, flee the country, the whole shebang.
My dad fills me in. Hands shaking, I checked the phone and started memorizing my parents' faces. BUT, turns out, this guy who called had a WhatsApp DP of a photoshopped police official. Dude was a scammer. I burst out laughing. My parents are looking at me like I've lost my mind, and I'm like, "Guys, chill. He's just a scammer."
Later on, I see multiple reports on social media about this exact scam. Well, lesson learned. I found that DNMbible and read it cover to cover. Deleted all my accounts and got this fresh one (/u/delhifpo might remember I reached out from the new account 'cause of opsec issues. Yeah, these were those).
So, kids, the moral of the story is, if you're gonna do drugs, don't do it the dumb way. At least do your homework first!
This is way back in the day 206-18 dont remember at that time i used to get a lot of intl orders . and was safe . I had ordered from 3 diff vendors .The first vendor was new so for trial got 14g kush from him then the second vendor i was getting 2-3oz kush + half oz trim and third guy i was getting 3-4 gs mdma.had some occasion so was getting but usually used to smoke 1.5 OZ in a month. First time getting from the 14g vendor his ratings were fine and talked to him he said he has best stealth and it will come for sure. while tracking his shipment it said that it was seized by customs(remember at this point in time the customs did no work and used to take bribes so it was very shocking that it was seized.). But the bad part was i was getting 2-3 more packs to the same address within 2 weeks and was nor small orders had 3.5 Oz and 3-4gs mdma coming in diffrent packs. I thought i was fucked because it was coming to the same address i cleaned my house and electronics and was scared and paranoid but then i saw all of my other packs came to the same address in the same month when 14gs were seized. I was very relived and happy it came through . It was like a rollercoster ride and mabey the other packs came as was T3 city but dont know. Later found out the first vendor was selective scamming he would send 1-2g of kush in a way that just by a glance you could tell it had drugs(no decoy he made holes so it smelt like dank) when he got oders above a certai amount that motherfucker would send 1-2gs in a way it was seized by customs and he would share tracking(He did this to half so his rating was good. But man if i ever met him i would beat the shit out of him but atleast i was saved and not caught.
One of my first orders was from an old vendor named psychbaba, I was just learning about the darknet back then and decided to order and try out some LSD. When the pack arrived I was shocked, thinking I had been scammed. After going through it for like 30mins, I found it hidden like it was never there. He was one of the best vendors to ever exist and he's stealth was top notch. I wish all vendors put in so much effort when sending over a pack as it keeps the buyer safe too. And trust me no one wants to get caught by these useless cops and get harassed for months only for them to extract money from you, and in the end they themselves will steal the drugs and use it or sell it.
Other amazing vendors were blotterdaddy, shopperstop, wronglong, serono. I don't know where they've all landed up now, it's been ages. But I've received countless giveaways from all these people and honestly had the time of my life back in the day. And in the end, a honest review is all they asked for, and that's what they got.
mine was with myplug the first time when me and my friend ordered from him. For context I have previously ordered on DNM so I was aware of the scenes a lil bit but my friend was a newbie and it was his first time receiving an order. It was an order for 500g shillong and my friend woke me up in the morning saying we got scammed and that he sent us a bunch of chilli packets instead of weed. He was freaking out on the phone and ngl I started to freak out a lil bit as well because I literally just woke up to his call saying we got scammed and didnt even get a chance to collect my thoughts. Then I quickly remembered this is DNM and obv nobody was gonna send weed just like that so I ask him to open the packets just to make sure but he was very hesitant because it was kashimiri chilli and he didnt want the smell to fill up his house which was fair because later when we opened it at my place I accidentally got some of the chilli on my skin and it started burning so much and the more I kept rubbing my skin out of desperation the more it burned me lol. Finally inside those packets we found our product wrapped up in a plastic bag perfectly sealed with red tape that perfectly blended with the color of the chilli. No wonder my friend thought we got scammed. Hands down it was one of the best stealth I have seen in this game, could have fooled anyone
I just noticed some other nigga had posted similar story as mine (there's no way T-T) so I guess I'll post another story here for the sake of it. It was my first order on DNM and it was with blotterdaddy. I ordered 5tabs of acid from him for the first time and he shipped it quickly but he wouldnt share the tracking in the first 48hrs so I had to wait for his reply and once I got the tracking I found out that the order arrived within 1day and got returned by the time I got the tracking. When I went to the PO and enquired about it, I met a deaf old mf who was apparently the postman hired for my area (T-T) I couldnt even communicate with the guy and had to ask for the help of other postmen in the PO to understand wtf happened. Apparently the guy tried to deliver and surprise surprise there was 2 diff address with the same door number in my street (idek how thats possible but reality never fails to surprise me with some bs like this) and unfortunately my address comes after the other one so this mf knocked at the first address and when they said nobody with that name existed he just returned the parcel back to sender. Mf couldnt give me a call either because he was deaf (T-T) After that I had to explain this whole bizzare situation to blotterdaddy and he was very much pissed about it because my dumbass thought when the order got returned he will recieve it back but he told me the order was lost because its fake address and that I had to deal with it. Finally after beggin him so much he was kind enough to reship it with a condition to not order from him again and shared the tracks immediately. I was finally so happy to receive those tabs because until then I was popping some underdosed shit I got from the streets, he showed me what real acid felt like. 3 years later the deaf postman still works at the PO and he still cant find my address so everytime I order I have to ask for the tracks upfront otherwise he'll end up returning it back to sender
Almost three months back I placed an order for 28g of shake from dons via mod escrow(delhipfo), vendor insisted me to take 14g of shake with 7 pills at same price($65) which was really a great offer but as I don’t like edibles but prefer smoking instead so I denied and asked him to go with the Shake only, I also confirmed him twice that he had shake instock. On shipping day, he said he'd toss in some pills as sample.
When my package arrived, I found 28g of CHURAN(Ashwagandha probably) mixed with 2,3g of stems and 5pills. Not believing my eyes and nose I still tried smoking it but lol I end up dying coughing and I never tasted something this bad it was even worst than kala kachra which auto driver's smoke which make sense because it wasn't weed tho I raised a dispute against vendor with delhipfo and vendor insisted he'd packed shake but luckily I have made an unboxing video and got my refund Kudos to /u/delhifpo for saving my ass. I'd have never thought that vendor with such a positive reviews would do this but I think he did this just to push the order as he was done with the shake but I don’t have any complaints with the vendor as I got my refund and got extra 5 pills. Pills were okay.
We often scored from a plug in our 1st year who used to make us wait for atleast an hour infront of his society before handing out the pot. And we too used to call him an hour in advance before actually reaching the place. Soon he came to know the scene and started making us wait for 2 hours. And we, like charsis, stood there, passing time and doing things like eating samosas, drinking coconut water, smoking cigarettes. We would score each day because everyone from the group would hand over just 100 bucks per day for scoring. We were so regular that everyone on that road knew why we were standing there like fools.
One fine day, we were waiting 100 metres away from the society gate when we heard police siren. We walked away from the spot and returned back when the Siren faded.
Few moments later, the vehicle passed infront of us with our plug sitting in beside the window seeing us standing. Turned out that they were there to arrest him because someone from society had complained of weed smell from his flat 24*7.
And our mobile numbers were in his recents and they called us too, to the police station but we refused to accept that we knew he sold weed. Police didn't believe us and tried to extort 4 of us and kept us in police station for 5 hours and we handed them 10-11k to spare us. He handed them like 3-4lakhs to spare him but was in jail for some time. As soon as he got out, he started with home delivery and eventually retired.
my loving story with the OG vendor CZAR : this guy surely is the most loved vendor of DNMI. he never cared about the money......all he wanted was to make the psychonauts happy that's what i believe! This one time i ordered some 50 blots and din't even send him the whole money i only payed him like 11k but the blots price was 13k or something like that and din't even send the shipping fee yet he shipped and i got it in 2days.....and never asked for the remaining amount also! hope CZAR gives a come back!
my trippy story with TILESHOP i ordered some blots from this vendor got the order but my friend took the delivery and he opened the package and he calls me back and says that there is nothing in the package. the stealth was so good that my friend thought there was nothing for a second and we got scammed! but after looking at it properly the blots were glued with the first paper of the book to the cover of the book! and i was tripping balls for a minute that my friend scammed me or something. finally my friend calls me back says that he found the blots man i tripped heavy that i got scammed but i wasn't!
and TBH i heard a lot about you as well from my friends....... wanted to order some from you but you have raised the moq to an ounce!
maybe i'll order soon.
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This is a experience I had back in 2020 , during the covid era with a vendor called serono or hillsideherbs (glad he's doing well now)
[ I hadn't slept all night had broken up with my long term partner, which I wasn't able to quite cope up with ]
Early in the morning, I still remember it March 2nd week 2020,I was looking into YouTube when ,I saw covid was intensifying and people were losing all hopes and rushing out of the city , I meanwhile thinking thank god I worked my ass off to earn a good job , which is the only thing keeping me sane.
That afternoon just before lunch , I got a call that due to some reason I had to resign from my post, which was a trauma on it's own. I had lost my love and my life .
2 MONTHS LATER
I used to smoke desi landraces to coupe up with my anxiety , i now with no job had spent my savings on rent and food and I was dry .
With no hopes , I messaged my guy SERONO and let him know what I was going through, without any hesitation he was like
" Brother we all need to go through these ,life is nothing without it's highs and lows " and let me know that he would be shipping 250g of landrace on credit that I could pay when I was stable , I was so thankful to him and after a week "TADA " there's my parcel .
5 MONTHS LATER
One of the baddest parts of my life I had been through.
I had to get a job with lower pay ,yet i found one . Once I had my coins back I was ready to pay him back , asked foe his wallet and reminded him of his credit . The very next day I send the required amount of coins , to which he replies he would need my addresses and name to verify the credit, which I provided and lost thought of this event .
A WEEK LATER
It was about in the evening, while I was getting back to my room ,I visited the post office to collect my letter which I though was from a insurance company, I shared my track and the post man pulls a parcel up and hands it over to me ,I was perplexed, I knew I had seen these kinds of parcel before , he asked for my sign and I left .
In my room I was thrilled and shocked at the same time. I rip that parcel off to see a bag of my Mary Jane , and a letter hidden inside
" I'm glad youve honoured what you've said we need more people like you"
With tears filled in my eyes I was so happy that day , In fact he was the one who helped me out initially and yet he flatters me . That was the day when I learnt some vendors still got heart and don't sell their souls for money.
This was one of the most wholesome things in my life not just dread
Thanks to /u/TheFlowerBro for providing me this opportunity to share a wholesome moment
I joined 2 months ago but I want to participate LOL
my story was with a scammer , he told me bank logs work pretty good right now and he said it would cost 250$ to buy a log , I sent him the money and it was a scam :''') , took me 4 months to get that money but I learned something is to never trust someone outside of the market
Back in 2020, I was a total newbie to the darknet scene when I placed my first order with ShopperStop. It was just a single blotter of Cali Sunshine that I was eagerly waiting for. But then, right after I placed my order, bam! The lockdown hit. Days went by, then weeks, and my excitement turned into worry when the blotter didn't show up. To make matters worse, ShopperStop seemed to vanish for what felt like ages. I thought I'd been scammed, and that sinking feeling stayed with me.
Favorite Experience:
Fast forward to later in 2020 when ShopperStop finally came back online after the lockdown. I decided to give them another shot. This time, I ordered 20 molecules – talk about going all in. But after I placed the order, guess what happened? Yup, ShopperStop disappeared again, leaving me hanging without any tracking info. I was freaking out, thinking history was repeating itself. Then, one ordinary morning, the doorbell rings and there it is – my package, sitting right on my doorstep. Relief washed over me like a tidal wave. Turns out, ShopperStop had come through after all, just when I was about to lose hope.
Hope shopperstop is staying happy and safe wherever he is
/u/The_Rabbit_Hole shipped out my order of lsd even after incognito had gone down and I could not release escrow and had already paid. /u/samaan did the same with landrace when supermarket exited. In both the cases the packages were shipped after I had paid the money to the market but after the market exited so the vendors knew they would not be receiving the payment.
The funniest experience I had was with a postman when I was still dread/darknet young. Hell, that was during a time when I had not even discovered dread, but only a darknet Market called 'World market'. Excited that we could order drugs at our home, I placed like 10 orders together, most of them samples(to a T3 city). The order with most quantity was by a french vendor(7g amnesia haze, by roi de cannibis or something). I had placed order from-germany, US, Spain, France, Netherlands, etc (you can imagine my excitement).
None of them showed up. I had spent like 10-15k.
1 month later, I placed an order again, from 'world market' itself. 1 single blot.
A month later, I get 4 parcels delivered by the postman. He was fucking impressed and kind of proud of me that I had got so many international parcels. He had recalled that the last international parcel he delivered was 2 years ago to an elder couple(sent by their son!) in that T3 city. He was proud that I had so many 'international friends ' as the parcels bore international surnames and asked me if my birthday was near.
I opened up the parcels and I had received -7g amnesia haze by roi di cannibis (zero stealth), 1 rick and Morty blot in a CD cover, 3g hash from Netherlands (it was the sweetest hash I ever tasted, but again, zero stealth) and 0.1g of cocaine hidden in papers.
You can only imagine the fucking roll I had that day. I almost finished all the products in the single day. Till this day, I still have the stamps( as in, real stamps) from those parcels.
I went to order some again, and transferred 20k more to the Market, but the Market exit scammed :(
It was almost 3-4 months later that I discovered dread and darknetmarketsindia and it's vendors!.
I used to have loads of fun chatting with fcuked, good dude always made time for a little chat, id send him random emojis and he'd respond with the same energy, fun dude. Once i was getting some acid from fcuked so i made my order (we wuz DeeDee) sent him coins and like always he said he would ship it out the next day. Next day morning i hit him up and said i want to get some 2C-B with it as well. By afternoon he responded saying hes about to ship out my pack and told me to send the coins for the 2C-B before evening so he could ship both together. I had trouble getting the coins in time so i told him ship the 2C-B separately on a different day because i didn't have the coins swapped to XMR yet. As usual he sends me tracking that evening for the LSD that he shipped out. The next morning i send him the coins for 2C-B. I fully expected the 2C-B to be shipped the next day after i had made the payment but fcuked tells me he shipped it the day before with my LSD and that he trusted me to come through with the coins. Sure enough when i got the pack it had both my products.
So this was my first time ordering something like this, and was having a lot of mixed emotions... I was scared and excited.
I have heard a lot about this domestic vendor from other buyers through their reviews, and I was also willing to take a chance for my pursuit of the deeper truth.
I contacted the vendor and the conversation went like,
"I was looking to buy some acid"
"how much do you want?"
"definitely not more than the amount which might be suspicious"
"what?"
"what?"
"what do you mean by amount which might be suspicious?"
"I mean, if it's a lot.. then there might be a chance it'll be caught isn't it?"
"No. we're always, not one, but two step ahead. We're the ones who decide whether it get caught or not"
"What if I buy $100,000 worth of acid? Of course it will be suspicious isn't it?"
"Everything can be suspicious, what are you planning to buy? A whole mansion or a stick of gum? You understand the difference? Atleast, it won't attract the NCB haha."
"Hahah, Yes.
"Sounds good. you can take 100 blots for 650 USDT(mod escrow,) transfer XMR to this address and share your drop"
"Make it extra secure please"
"Lol sure buddy"
And the packaged arrived,
I was not there at home as I was gone for some work.
The packaged arrived without any problem and my friend opened it up. He made sure to record a video with it.
but soon he realized that there was nothing inside. He panicked. And called me instantly, I also panicked. I rushed back home and tried to find the item myself. NOTHING... I found nothing. We both were panicking and we issued a request about a problem with the vendor, we told that there was no item in the package, but the vendor said it was not possible, it has to be in the package itself. We had a big argument for a long time, then later we sent the video of us opening the package when we talked about refund.
He laughed hysterically and said "Maybe we're three steps ahead".
He then gave us direction of where the item was located in the package and how to access it. It was best stealth work I had seen in my life(until i saw /u/mbaba doing his thing with stealth).
I was in Awe to see that.. later he expressed about how if he wanted to, he can transport their whole stock of psychedelics in one go and
trust me...I believed that...
Guess i wont be able to participate cuz acc not old enough, but here is my story anyway..
I had ordered like 15 x 115ug cali sunshine tabs in 2018 from an international vendor - and it was untracked.. 2 months went by and I had completely forgotten about it and thought that the vendor scammed me cuz india gets no reship and who would bother or else thought its lost and i wont be getting it. I was cursing myself, the vendor and my fate.. and lost hope for it.
So days passed and miraculously one day the package was on my doorstep, i was esctatic and very pleasantly surprised, i was on top of the moon - so happy that I wasnt scammed and indiapost just sucks. So then, me and my friends (6 of us) decided to drop it one sunday afternoon and decided to climb a small mountain peak and after a few hours we can ride our bikes while tripping (the place was like 8-10km away) and come back home - sine it was going to be a light trip we didnt think of it much. We dropped acid and 40min later we all felt it, the visuals were intense, the melodies and the tracks were fun. we were smoking blunts left and right. crazy fun time, now it was evening time. but the trip was not dying down instead it kept increasing, we all still were crazy tripping and visuals and mind trip was intense. 2 of our guys went non verbal.. one of my friends who dropped 2 tabs instead of 1 whos reasoning was he wasnt going to drive and wanted to trip more had slept in one positon without moving for hours lmao..
Now we were kind of lost in the mountains, there were no lights, and all tripping crazy - we somehow had the non verbal guys managed to walk with us and now everyone was going crazy thinking we have overdone it. how would possibly we trip so hard.. we were completely defeated at this point. we were getting no tower range either.. after walking for a while which felt like hours we got cellular range, we called up one of our other friend and told him that we all are lost, we couldnt understand shit if he was going to help us or not.. and we lost hope on that too. we walked for another hour or so, mind you it was 8-9pm now and it was completely dark and we tripping heavy still, dehydrated and hungry and lost.
aaand we sat at a cliff all given up thinking of ways how we can get out of this and we saw huge headlights shinning down somewhere, we thought it was police or some mountain ranger authorities, we got scarred but now we atleast knew where the road was! we all started walking there and it was hardly 10 min walk and we were infront of our bikes. The jeep car was also there whos headlights were flashing, and some guy came outside which we still were thinking is police, was our friend who we had called earlier, our saviour shouting macha! macha! - we thanked the fellow and instead of driving the bikes, we went home in his jeep, stayed at a friends place and had something to eat and drink and slept it off..
monday everyone was doing a fine, the guy who took 2 tabs were reborn with new found enthusiasm ;D and we went back and got our bikes back too..
Everyone was surprised how tf we tripped so hard on 115ug cali sunshines and though prolly we smoked too much zaza to intensify the experience and our mind must be playing tricks on us.
After a few days, i had logged onto dnm market and saw my order and then discovered that i hadnt ordered no 115 ug tabs but were hefty 200ug ones..
in the market listing - the product title was cali sunshine tabs and there was a dropdown for mics and it was set to 200.
so even if the name of the tabs were cali sunshine, I had ordered more powerful different tabs.. all thanks to the vendor for not setting up the listings properly and also retarded me who didnt notice it either !
I still havent told my friends except for a guy or two :D
it was such a fun experience and def one to remember. had fun, thrill, second guessing, confusion everything bundled.
the guy with 2 tabs was on 400ug and prolly had an unexpected ego death while we were making fun of him.. it was one of the best trips that i ll ever remember.
Now I check every listing twice but this was nothing but a happy accident that ill cherish forever :)
And when i say double check every listing, i still dont ig lmao cuz just a few days back i thought i was getting a g of ket but the base moq was 2g. I didnt weigh it either. Bud told me later its 2g :D