LE is not coming for you... stop being paranoid : DarkNetMarkets | Torhoo darknet markets
with archetyp being seized, i've seen posts of people frantic, burning, throwing away all drugs, pipes, needles in their home because they're scared that alphabet boys will be showing up to their door soon.. that's not the case. unless you're buying bricks upon bricks of coke, and enough opiates to run a pain clinic... they don't care, i promise. the 20 count alprazolam is not going to make interpol try to impale your head on a pole.
They go after VENDORS in these situations, not buyers, because there are way too many to count. Even if they have your information, do you really think, with how big the market was, they will send a love letter to everyone, arrest, or search everyone, or even a good amount of people? no!!! They can't even prove it was you that ordered it most of the time, especially if you took extra measures such as a fake name and drop address.
Taking extra security measures is always good, but either way, if they want to find you, they will find you.
Buyers - Put down the meth pipe, some of you are paranoid gerbils.
Vendors - good luck to you, my best wishes go out.
Kill everyone living in the surrounding houses if they've seen packages delivered to your home.
Kill their pets and close relatives to be sure. Don't overlook the goldfish. There's no such thing as being too safe.
If you haven't been arrested, take the next plane to Belize. You can live out the rest of your days sniffing bath salts on the beach with John McAfee.
The news reports about the world's largest killing spree will be in the media tomorrow.
me : beelzebub mod
waiting for valo98 btw ...
I hope that including "Don't overlook the goldfish" will ensure everyone realizes I'm not serious.
1 . I run all operations from a remote battery in a Treehut on the Phillipine island of Saisi in the Jolo cluster, my computer is powered by three gerbils being injected microdoses of MDMA running on wheels made of palm tree wood, powering energy to a baghdad battery.
2 . To add, I've made sure to secure my data in a USB drive, only accessible through a Cambodian time machine, Where the only way to find it is through locating a specific dodo bird I've stuck the drive up the anus of, then retrieving the USB.
3. I also make sure to kill any birds who fly past, because they are LE.
am i good enough?
I REPEAT LE IS IN YOUR WALLS.
THEY ARE IN YOUR WALLS.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE
RIP OUT THE TRACKING DEVICE UNDER YOUR SKIN
RIP IT OUT
TᕼE ᖇEᗩᒪᒪY ᗩᑎGᖇY OᑎE! I ᗩᗰ ᔕᗩTᗩᑎ! ᗰᗯᗩᕼᗩᕼᗩᕼᗩᕼᗩᗩ!
/u/DaVenom Does it have to be posted in /d/OpSec? I could cross post it if that's a requirement.