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2 points

3 months ago

A group of my friends and I went to laser tag. Since the room was illuminated with black lights. Everyone suddenly noticed the absurd amount of cum stains on my friends pants. One friend was laughing so hard he fell to the ground.Then the laser tag game started and my friend was running around with "cum stained" jeans chasing teenagers playing laser tag. Was a sight to behold.

/u/IThinkImMe 📢 Attention Whore 💋

1 points

3 months ago

An 'absurd amount'? Is there an 'acceptable' amount?

/u/cumfarts

1 points

3 months ago

If its not visible without special lighting and doesn't smell then is it really worth changing your clothes. I'd argue if you minimize how much you sweat. You can get away with reapplying deoderant each day and showering once every 4 days. Changing your clothes every 2 days. Although it matters how much you sweat. Do a smell test and a cum stain check and you are good to go.

/u/cumfarts

1 points

3 months ago

If you want a good laugh to cheer you up. Look up "King Ass Ripper" on jewtube. The guy is a legend.

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1 points

3 months ago

jewtube* ftfy

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0 points

3 months ago

jewtube* ftfy

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/u/b1ankface P Number 2 💩

2 points

3 months ago

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/u/A1purequality P

2 points

3 months ago

ONCE A HUSBAND AND WIFE WERE ABOUT TO LOSE THEIR HOUSE AS THEY WERE LATE ON MORTGAGE PAYMENTS

THE HUSBAND SAID TO THE WIFE,' I THINK ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT OUR SITUATION< LETS RESORT TO PROSTITUTION '

WIFE SAYS SURE BABY AND HEADS OFF INTO THE STREETS

AFTER A WHOLE 10 HOURS SHE COMES BACK HOME

THE HUSBAND SAYS,'HOW DID IT GO YOU HAVE BEEN GONE QUITE SOMETIME > HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU MAKE ?

WIFE RESPONDS FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND 25 CENTS.

HUSBAND ASKS< DAMN THATS A LOT OF MONEY BUT WHO PAID YOU THE 25 CENTS?

WIFE RESPONDS ," EVERYONE "

CHEERS

/u/IThinkImMe 📢 Attention Whore 💋

1 points

3 months ago

Well now I know what to tell my spouse! I saw a good corner they could work on a few miles from here

/u/hotsoup

2 points

3 months ago

A person walks into a library and asks the librarian if they have a book on Pavlov's dog and Schrodinger's cat.

The librarian says it rings a bell, but they aren't sure if it's there or not.

/u/plynth

2 points

3 months ago