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MephedroneRUs Dutch Speed Paste *rare and no caffeine* = Utter Shit : TheGoodSpeedGuide | Torhoo darknet markets

It's been a good innings this year I've had for English speed purchasing. Two vendors were found https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlFtbHZhR0ZqYTJWeWN3PT0=# & https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlFYTmpiR1Z3YVhWelZVcz0=# both selling incredible speed for UK. Both having questionable delivery times though.

I made an order last week for 14 grams off AsclepiusUK and still waiting for it. In the meantime I had a spare 30 or 40 quid still in archetyp and saw Mephedronerus now back selling the speed titled as above so thought why not? I wasn't risking more than 2 grams for £10 a gram and £8 delivery.

Surprisingly I got it very quickly within two days of me ordering it. In some ways I wish I never got it. The speed was actually quite dry but like putty in your mouth. I could sense the smell very quickly but wasn't nasty. But putting some in my mouth the burning was severe, a clear case that the solvents or whatever shit is in it still present.

Since I got it around 11am this morning, I've took well over a gram. Not because I'm a fiend for the speed but because it is absolutely fucking shit. I reckon I could take the entire lot before next morning and still not feeling close to Biohackers and AsclepiusUK speed.

I can't even be bothered to share photos or write a review for this shit. To be charging £10 a gram for this shit and that £10 a gram stays at same price even if you buy 56 grams is a crime in itself. There's currently a sale he's put on. It's half price now. So you can already guess he is buying this shit cheap and selling at a premium at normal price.

This speed is as weak as a kitten. Has no longevity. No satisfaction. No fucking reason to exist. I just feel dejected that I was foolish enough to buy this in the first place. But at least no-one else has to suffer. Don't buy this shit friends. If you want to spend your money, give it to charity.

AsclepiusUK has marked shipped so I'm hoping it arrives Wednesday morning and it had better be fire to make up for this shit.

I feel underwhelmed. I feel cheated and I feel robbed. I'm hoping this speed really is rare. In fact I hope it's fucking extinct soon never to be seen again. I have no idea if it's caffeine free but what the fuck would that achieve if it is also speed free too?
/u/BioHackers
2 points
1 month ago
I sympathize with you, guys, but I can't help yet. We have a real product for you and we are still dealing with the shipping issue
Please come back to us soon Biohackers. Me and /u/elbobo have been in mourning ever since you left us.

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdlFYTmpiR1Z3YVhWelZVcz0=# can provide fire speed (just received the 14 grams today) but we need an actual choice in UK where we can buy with confidence again from at least 2 different UK speed sellers. Putting all your eggs into one basket is too risky. I don't wish any to crack open with egg yolk going everywhere.

All 4 of your batches I got I loved them all. I don't know how you manage sending out each batch which seemed completely unique and to be honest I am not even going to attempt an analysis because I don't care about that. The speed was very high standards. Me and elbobo have been suffering withdrawal since. Every week we ask each other 'have you heard any news from BH if he is returning?' and we get the same answer in return 'sadly not'.
/u/elbobo
1 points
1 month ago
/u/BioHackers where have you been all my life????
I was crying for you, Iwas putting weight cause of you thinking at all your team with their little hands cooking and shipping, a bit like the oompa loompas!

Hope to see you all soon back, keeping my fingers crossed for y'all!
/u/BioHackers
2 points
1 month ago
Here we go, brother :)
Unfortunately UK scene is looking more unprofessional then we thought b4 lol
Too much stupid people who prefer permanent hustle to a good and relevant stable cash flow for incoming orders. We now changing sth, everything not good in a part of pure precursors, but mostly the whole thing is about not to hold everything in one basket as previously. This is rly hard for our UK scene atm. But as soon as we will be back - i guess everything went to normal ;)
/u/alphaOG
1 points
1 month ago
Seems like it's difficult to find good vendors right now depending on where you're ordering from,

Last 2 orders of mine ended up being pretty weak/cut product, but live and learn i guess, lol
It's been a good year in UK for speed bro we've had a couple of vendors who were actually selling amazing speed. Delivery times not brilliant but waiting a week I don't mind if the gear is good.

This latest shit I bought the vendor sends out in record time and his Comms are amazing too but the speed was total shit. I'm too embarrassed to say how much I had yesterday but I actually fell asleep in the night so that tells you everything you need to know.

Currently waiting for yet another order to be delivered. Hopefully today as it was marked shipped two days ago in a T24 postage. Usually in UK that's 1-2 days.

Pray for me /u/alphaOG and I will pray to the amphetamine gods for you too.
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
If you order from NL your order will be mostly of the time in 4-5 days in UK.
Check out feedbacks for happy2gether2 speed on Arch.
Some group UK people always coming back, so probably worth a try ..
I've still got my burnt address for importing illicit drugs from abroad I'm afraid so not much chance of me buying anything from you or any other Dutch vendor ;)

Many thanks for the offer though. More options is what we need in UK.

Maybe you should consider finding a UK guy to keep a nice stash here and everyone would be happy then!
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
Ok I know someone, if that is the dealbreaker I am gonna try to fix.
/u/marketinghype
1 points
1 month ago
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I have approved of this so /u/h2g2 can respond but these are some very serious accusations. If there is the slightest chance you are lying, either myself, /u/swordfish or /u/amaturetester will just ban you and your post will be deleted.

I've seen a few comments before about D-meth so it won't be difficult for me to work out what your main account is if you're lying to me and everyone else.

Anonymity might be easy to have here but abusing it for bullshit will find you caught out quickly. I have been here 5 years and know how to use dread search and how to dot the i's and cross the t's. If you are lying my friend, delete your post right now and I will amend mine accordingly and we will say no more about it.
/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod
1 points
1 month ago
It’s just another one of Pedro’s alt accounts posting the usual FUD mate, he won’t be around long. 😉
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
My faults are admitted from the past.I am very open. I don't list shit when it is garbage. I have 2 open disputes. According stats it is 98% likely your letter will arrive.YES I am behind with messages and sometimes slow responder but I do the best to serve all well. If i would create new accounts mods should be able to see fingerprint off it. There are old post yes with negative things and I explained the situation.

Read latest feedback on our profile, total out of contrast with your frustrated words.
I am bit chubby, so yes I am a bit full off myself.

Being outed?
Yeah and therefore is today our listing with speed USA-USA live.
UK will probably next week for UK-UK.

All the best for you and good luck with your new account to crack me down.
You have been here long enough to know England is the cesspit of Europe where all the other countries use it as a dumping ground for the reject shit they made but refuse to sell it to their customers. It isn't difficult to see with regular posts here from English speed users who are crying out for quality as they go through the list on offer in archetyp and all are getting worse than the one before it.

We've been very lucky this year in UK for having 2 vendors that either are living in England and are selling what they produce themselves or they have UK couriers to organise their deliveries.

The problem we have is consistency. In some ways it's actually worse to have a nice few months buying amazing speed and just as soon as you get used to it, you let your guard drop and something will fuck up. So we desperately need other options here instead of just relying on one because it isn't fair expecting one vendor to cater for all the dread users here in UK because that is a lot of stress and pressure to keep coming up with the goods month in and month out.

I had this very same conversation with that lunatic Dutchspeed who you know about. He promised he had the UK connection set up and he would be sending out samples to all who asked for them and they would be delivered quickly. I'm sure it was on 4 or 5 separate posts in one thread where he reiterated the speed was on its way and he sent constant reships. I was terrified at this point because if what he was saying was the truth, this guy was sending out more packs of speed delivered to my address than my nearest postal sorting office has ever seen for one single address. Dutchspeed even forgotten who I was at one point and offered to send me another sample until I reminded him that not two days prior he had already promised me he had sent out at least 4 samples already.

So what I'm trying to say here is please don't offer us hope of guaranteed UK deliveries until you are certain you have all this set up because there were a few of us very pissed off and angry wasting our time stopping in waiting for something that wasn't even sent out in the first place.

But here is something for you to ponder on -

1) No-one as yet has taken the bull by horns for being able to sell high quality speed from inside the UK.

2) The first vendor that does will get the biggest piece of the pie while the rest are languishing behind wondering if it would be better to give up thinking they are best online drug dealer and apply for that job in their local McDonalds for the toilet cleaner position.

3) If you are manufacturing this speed yourself and can get it in England regularly you can afford to charge a premium price that all your customers are happy to pay for because the product is amazing. If we as customers don't take the risks of importing the speed ourselves and someone else does it for you, then I think it's perfectly reasonable to pay them for their time and taking the risks away from us.

4) If you can set this up, I guarantee to you right here right now, I will purchase it anonymously and then review it here in dread giving the speed the attention it deserves by making the review as detailed and lengthy as humanely possible without boring all the readers in the process. I won't ever vouch for your speed as I don't believe I have the right to tell everyone else who to buy from. Each of us have take onboard our own responsibilities but alI will say is that it the opportunity arises that I buy your speed and it's as fire as you say, it will make things much easier to talk about it here which will encourage others to try it out.
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
The speed is in UK now.
Waiting for packer when he is prepared for shipping and got the goodies to pack.

Then it wil go live on Abacus this week I hope ;-)
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
It is possible to order UK-UK speed on Abacus.
I am not afraid, because i know what I got, give it a shot .. you will see it is outstanding.
/u/smegma88
1 points
1 month ago
Americans have it so good. One of my only experience's buying on the 'dark web' ended in my heart rate getting to 280 and a trip to the hospital. Just want some aderal so I can become I super driven, with billion iq and infinite energy. BioHackers from the name seems like a good option though. His target audience doesn't seem to be rec users.
/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod
1 points
1 month ago
Another UK vendor selling absolute shit.
I’d rather give my money to the bloke selling the Big Issue than take a chance on any of them. ☹️
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago
Want a UK-UK sample?
DM me..
/u/swordfish SpeedGuideSuperMod
1 points
1 month ago
I only ever order completely anonymously, but I know my good friends /u/deerp and /u/elbobo could well be interested in a UK > UK delivery..
/u/elbobo
1 points
1 month ago
Hey!
Thanks /u/swordfish !
had a look on Abacus, and see no uk to uk listing, /u/H2G2 maybe you can tell us more? As I personaly can't afford a love letter.
Thanks.
/u/H2G2 P Verified Vendor
1 points
1 month ago*
Oh it must be inactive then because listing was made.
Let me fix today.

EDIT; active
/u/Avakysa
1 points
1 month ago
UK vendor are terrifying lol