Most Unhinged Vendor Stories? : DarkNetMarkets | Torhoo darknet markets
Hi all. I want to hear some good stories about crazy vendors, crazy vendor DMs/behavior, and vendors that seem to be completely coming unglued.
My favorite is Mrcmoney345 on archetyp: /listing/QWhsMUdrY0tFdGZjams3RDV5Wm42QT09 I can't comment on what he's like to do business, he seems highly reviewed, but the constant use of CAPSLOCK seems genuinely unhinged to me.
I was literally just reading through this the other day!
Goldsmith was the vendor, somewhere in US, and everyone thought OP was talking shit until the vendor commented taking accountability for it like an absolute boss: /post/7578875b6dc7c69324ba/#c-93a8ec2234001a3c00
It's important the uninitiated bear witness to how well this vendor took what should've been a critical blow to his reputation as a vendor, and through sheer honesty and accountability, turned it completely on its head.
Most people can't fathom how a vendor could possibly bounce back from that. Not to mention that he didn't even need to because nobody actually believed OP in the first place.
The whole thing is legitimately unhinged but also such a good reference point for any vendor who wishes to conduct their business with even a shred of decency. Class act, unhinged, love it.
For Opsec I'm not going to say their name, lets call them X.
X comes onto the scene, I want to buy mescaline. I spend $2500 trying to get a shit ton of mescaline to stockpile for the rest of my life because this shit is so good (I bought 1g first time). This dude tells me he's a coke and benzo addict, a felon, and clearly a mad chemist. Numerous details of the synthesis process and his personal life (opsec fail). This dude first tells me that he shipped his product to a shipper who ran off with the product. Then the next week I get a tracking number, it arrives and it's a fucking quarter pound of MDA... what the fuck???? I tell this dude this isn't what I ordered. Tells me he had a lab fire, his car was on fire, lab is falling apart, feds are investigating him. Refunds me the fucking money and then vanishes into thin air and goes MIA. Have not heard from him since.
WHAT THE FUCK DAWG
That is the story of how I got a 1/4 lb of MDA for free... by far the most bizzar enounter with another human being in my entire life
lol I know, when I saw this post I was like "yo hold my fucking beer. I got this one". No joke it took me like a full day just to mentally comprehend what had happened.
This reminds me of an interaction I had ~2 years ago with a vendor on ASAP market (or was it the AlphaBay reboot?). I ordered a 5-strip of LSD, and the first envelope I was sent was completely empty (like LITERALLY an empty envelope without so much as a folded-in-half piece of paper inside). Other recent reviews also mentioned empty envelopes. I messaged the vendor like "dude, what's up?", and with no further comms from him, the guy closes his shop & I randomly get an ENTIRE SHEET of really fire tabs in the mail 1-2 weeks later without warning.
There was another time I was accidentally sent an ounce of shatter instead of an ounce of buds back when Dream market was still a thing. Messaged the vendor and he was like "Whelp, nothing I can do about that now. Enjoy!". He wasn't unhinged though.
I've gotten the impression some people running their shops are so high on their own supply that they can't even function and sometimes we end up getting early christmas gifts.
Mescaline HCl is obnoxiously hard to find in spite of its fame. 99% of the time all that's available is powdered cactus. There's a vendor up now on Archetyp with $75ish grams (cheapest I've ever seen by far). Kinda tempting. There's a mescaline analogue that I fucking LOVED In its place called Methallylescaline (Shulgin has a writeup for it) which you could find a decent amount domestically around 2015-2016 (though it's now vanished). Definitely had those "Doors of Perception" vibes like classic mescaline.
P.S. MDA is a beautiful substance....somewhere halfway between LSD and MDMA. Far less speedy / stimmy than MDMA is.
I had a vendor threaten my life years ago over a bad order. So, he had a listing for $1 tip jar. I sent him $250 but left 250 negative reviews and he disappeared shortly after.
I remember there was an angry guy that would respond to all of his bad feedback with all caps. I bought from him and his shipping took well over 6 weeks to arrive, in that time I had already left a bad review.
I went to prison for a short while for unrelated stuff, in that time my parcel was delivered and somebody from my family opened it. The decoy in there was a teddy, they gave it to one of the younger members of my family, not expecting it to have ~250 300mg XTC tablets inside of it. They eventually found the pills and I fell out with my family for over a year. Not a good time in my life.
Anyone know DUTCHBULK from alphabay market? He was epic back in the day and disappeared. so OKAY there was this Canadian dealer team back in the day called BACKSTREETBOYZ on dream, i think. These guys were selling alot of ketamine and other shit. Think they came back under a few different names, maybe theyre still around. if you guys are HMU
anyway same time back in the day i discovered the DNMS and Dutchbulk and basically tested the water and had a yarika moment seeing that i could internationally receive mdma ket etc ( didnt understand the consequences or was ignorant to them if anything went wrong) and didnt have to use my local plug and had everything cheaper. Remember this was my first or second experience ordering online and i had started with a 250 gram int order after hearing a pack actually landed from a friend of a friend, then ordered a half kilo and then kilos. Well DUTCHBULK being the epic guy he was would send me double my order, and ask me to pay him after ( i did, never ripped him off) SO THAT IN ITSELF IS PRETTY SICK.........
anyway I remember BACKSTREETBOYZ having a listing up around the same time stating that they had been ripped off by some importer and if the importer didnt pay they would out the guy online.
Well turns out that this team had sent DUTCHBULK ( who i didnt know was there importer at the time) 250 000$ for a big ket order, and dutchbulk peaced out with there money. >,> .
Anyway found out he had did that to them cuz i had messaged them at one point mentioned DB and they were like that mf ripped us off 250k. Couldnt belive those numbers at the time. so this post made me rememember that right now actually lol and damn there team made away with 250k.....so that pretty unhinged
No amount of trust or past business on this earth would lead me to trust someone with 250k. Unless there's something I'm missing about why you would do that.
My other submission is the story basically everyone on the Darknet knows, when LucyDrop extorted Ross Ulbricht and scammed him into paying over $1m in BTC (now worth billions).
BBMC freaking out chasing his btc on the blockchain, hiding from Chinese triads, posing 'drug porn' on youtube... then getting busted and vanishing forever
Ohh where do I begin... there was a meth manufacturer in London who was constantly off his head on his own supply. He cooked small batches of extraordinary crystal weekly and was very vocal on reddit and surespot back in the day.
I can't recall much of the details now but he did claim that the triads wanted him to purify large quantities of their meth and he hated bad meth with a passion. Something went wrong in their dealings and he was sure they were after him etc.
He had a youtube channel where he posted videos teaching people how to smoke meth properly. Some say that lead to his arrest. Also his identity was linked to an account on a bodybuilding forum where he used to post too...
yo ik this post is old but I just came across mrc's listings while browsing on arche. apparently his heroin samples are ONLY for Trump fans and he only wants loyal maga customers??? Like no shade to the vendor and I don't know shit about his product but that's fucking hilarious to me. He keeps calling people who criticize his product ungrateful liberals, tells them that they're playing liberal woke games, tells left wing woke liberal customers to stay away from his store, that he only sells to maga voters, etc. First time i've laughed this hard at a listing let alone any vendor on the dw.
Maybe he's a super deep cover liberal who wants to sell deadly heroin only to the MAGA fascists? You never know. He needs help. Or he's just having a laugh and taking it to far. I really can't tell.
Goldsmith was the vendor, somewhere in US, and everyone thought OP was talking shit until the vendor commented taking accountability for it like an absolute boss: /post/7578875b6dc7c69324ba/#c-93a8ec2234001a3c00
Madness.
Most people can't fathom how a vendor could possibly bounce back from that. Not to mention that he didn't even need to because nobody actually believed OP in the first place.
The whole thing is legitimately unhinged but also such a good reference point for any vendor who wishes to conduct their business with even a shred of decency. Class act, unhinged, love it.
I heard it was one of the employees who shipped wrong pack that did this though, in attempt to not be fired or worse lol