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MRSPARKLEWASH the Emperor with no clothes! : coke | Torhoo darknet markets

I am not particularly proud to say that I have been buying coke pretty regularly for 30 years. I am still searching for that Holy Grail of the 'cartel members personal stash' level quality. I am in the UK and I gave MRSPARKLEWASH a 7g try. It arrived fine. Op-Sec was very good. Looked good, very fine white powder, sort of what you would expect of something that had been washed and washed. I got absolutely nothing from it. Nothing. I tried it on two reliable mates. With both of them I gave no clue what I thought, just said "have a dig at this, comes highly recommended, been super washed". First mate gave it half an hour and said that he wasn't feeling it. We both did another very fat line and still nothing. He got his gear out... Second mate didn't say anything. About an hour later I asked him what he thought. Embarrassed, he said "it seems dud mate, what is the story?". I messaged MRSPARKLEWASH who got back to me saying that I don't know what coke is or what it does. Bollocks I say. I am Level 5 on the market in question and will be raising a Dispute. I have raised less that 5 disputes in over 300 orders. Others were non arrivals. Buyer beware!
/u/cthulhuskittens
3 points
1 year ago
i don't know if they send out different stuff in the UK than they do in north america, but the product i got from them last month kicked ass (& tested as pure cocaine at GYDT).
/u/Greener1
3 points
1 year ago
I'd suggest you send off a little to Wedinos but no doubt you've 'used it all' even though it was apparently shit
/u/cassius
3 points
1 year ago
GYDT tests show MSW as being pure cocaine, and that's been my experience with their product as well. My reagent tests confirmed it: post/3065cf1e4ad48e0db481

I think you may be used to street coke cut with ephedrine or speed.
/u/pdondrugs
3 points
1 year ago
I just wanted to 5th everyone's sentiment. Was greatest ether wash I have had. I don't think ether wash is what you're looking for mate. It's very mellow as it should be.
/u/LethalB21
2 points
1 year ago
I ordered from them last week and the triple is the best gear I've had UK domestic in 10yrs+. I have tried a lot of UK vendors and most of it is just bullshit cuts that make you feel like crap after 20mins when the ephedrine kicks in, if you want something to smack you in the face then stick with the other vendors I'd say.
No idea why you'd wait an hour to see if it worked, real coke hits almost instantly and is all but gone within an hour..
/u/TableSkittles101 📢
1 points
1 year ago
I totally agree. I always say that you can feel good coke even before you have fully lifted your head. However, increasingly vendors are telling me that real gear isn't like that and lo and behold the reply from mrsparklewash said it comes on slow!?
/u/Onlyquality23
2 points
1 year ago
/d/Test4PayCanada would either proof you are right or your clearly spreading FUD. Proof me wrong or right with the results please!
/u/r41nm4k3r
1 points
1 year ago
Well I am in the same boat. The "friendly" canadian vendor scammed me with 400 eur order. Recieved powder looking exactly like yours (along with some accessoaries) with absolutly no effect. I am really sorry I was away from home when letter arrive and finilized the order to be correct customer, which was big mistake. Vendor is clearly selective scamming large orders. His answer was that gear potency may changed from moisture (what a joke).
It has come to our attention due to courier logistics particularly occuring more often for our international shipments, as pointed out by a recent order from a regular international customer. They noticed a slight change in quality compared to their previous order even though it came from the same batch. This may be caused by a build up in moisture during shipment. This issue was resolved after they air dried it for a couple of days and the product returned to its original potency.

If you happen to have any issues with our wash order, you may microwave your product for 10 seconds on a ceramic plate or a square cut piece of parchment paper, you can cut it to make sure it fits your microwave, 10 seconds, and if not dry leave it alone in a dark cool place for at least a day as the ether smell can become concentrated as it is shipped in multiple layers, it's best to air out.

The ether wash in its fine powder form is more vulnerable to moisture, an example is having a window opened during a rainy day can absorb much of that moisture as well making for an unpleasant experience.

Regards,
MSW
/u/Partyfaves New Vendor 0922
0 points
1 year ago
if the stuff no good no matter how much u wash its gonna be garbage i suggest u save the good unit for the ur premo ether wash then washing whatever units u get the microwave not gonna do shit just dry it out i've tried with lots of units and leave it for hh
just letting u know listen or not lol
/u/TableSkittles101 📢
0 points
1 year ago
Listen everyone. I wanted this to be the best gear I have ever had! Look how long I have been on here, I resent the one or two of you who have questioned my honesty, I am reporting it as I experienced it. I have bought a LOT of sniff over the years including, increasingly, washed product. Three experienced users got nothing, I repeat nothing from the white powder that arrived. I am going to order more as I am intrigued as to whether this is a coordinated SCAM, I somehow got a 'duff' batch, or the three of us are somehow immune to this wonderful gear.
/u/LethalB21
2 points
1 year ago
If you want the best you've ever had then there's only one place to go - MG. They are on holiday at the moment but a reseller (firma) will soon be active. In the meantime I will be ordering more of the washed from MSW as the last order was great. Be interested to hear how your experience plays out.
/u/Partyfaves New Vendor 0922
0 points
1 year ago
well the guy doesnt do it himself he wouldnt know how good it is just wash the same method and sayin it the best he not scammin u. he prob just got a bad batch and was weak he's good guy but gotta work on his quality control . but overall his stuff usually good ive done it many times in the past but felt ripped off lmao /mrsparklewash