National Circus Bureau & Friends: A Tribute to Selective Justice : DarknetMarketsIndia | Torhoo darknet markets

NCB = "National Circus Bureau"
> Because nothing says law enforcement like kitchen scales and press conferences over paper tabs.  

NCB = "Narco Clown Brigade"
> Raiding students at midnight while real drug lords fund elections.

NCB = "Not Catching Billionaires"
> Because ₹5000 crore scams? Too complex. But one tab of acid? FULL RAID MODE.

NCB = "Netflix Content Bureau"
> More interested in drama than justice — starring in their own raid documentaries.

NCB = "National Camera Bureau"
> Always ready with lights, cameras, and zero convictions.

NCB = "Nonsense, Chaos, and Bakchodi"
> Their true motto: confuse the public, chase headlines, ignore facts.

NCB = "Nobody Cares about the Big fish"
> Why chase drug cartels when you can bully a college kid?

NCB = "News Clout Baiters"
> They don’t fight drugs — they fight for trending slots on prime-time news.


NCB = "Nuisance Creating Bureau"
> Solving nothing, harassing everyone, and proudly wasting taxpayer money since forever.

NCB = "National Clout Beggars"
> Because nothing screams relevance like parading a mushroom user on TV.

NCB = "Nobody Catches Bigshots"
> They chase memes, not mafias. Catch stoners, not smugglers.

NCB = "Narco Clout Bhakts"
> Loyal to vibes, raids, and press conferences. Justice? Not their department.

NCB = "National Cover-up Bureau"
> Every raid is just a smokescreen for some failure they hope you forget.

NCB = "No Convictions Bureau"
> Raids? Hundreds. Headlines? Dozens. Actual results? LOL.

NCB = "Nameless, Clueless, and Brain-dead"
> Can’t read forensic reports, but can ruin a student’s life over a gram.

NCB = "News Circus Bait"
> One LSD tab = national emergency. ₹10,000 crore scam? Silence.

NCB = "Narcotics Comedy Board"
> Writing laws with zero science and enforcing them with kitchen equipment.

NCB = "National Crackdown on Broke people"
> Because real criminals have lawyers. And PR teams.

Instead of sipping coffee and watching us , cappuccino ur wifes pussy and have a good time , make your kids study , watch over your own innerwears whether your hairs smells bad or not.

My fury towards jokers

You’re so used to your dry shit, you think it smells like roses.

Apni hi baaton mein itne uljhe ho ki wahi sahi lagne lagi hai.

Estás tan acostumbrado a tus tonterías que ya te parecen sabias.

உன் குப்பையிலே நீயே பழகிடுறதால, அது சந்தனமாதிரிதான் தோணுது.

Tu es tellement habitué à tes bêtises que tu penses qu’elles sentent bon.

لقد اعتدت على هرائك لدرجة أنك تظنه منطقياً.

Du bist so an deinen eigenen Unsinn gewöhnt, dass du denkst, er riecht gut."

自分のくだらない話に慣れすぎて、いいことに思えてきた。