NCB KOCHI TO DARKNET INDAN COMMUNITY FINAL WARNING TO ALL : DarknetMarketsIndia | Torhoo darknet markets

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Abbey pehle duse thulle log ko bolo wo BJP MLA pe case register Karo jisne train me wo aadmi ko toda.

Ye sab time pass karte rahoge. You catch one, five will take their place.
Drugs won the war on drugs. Long time ago too. Make better laws for women and rape victims.
Our country has become a laughing stalk, even Trump is trolling us, putting out notices telling women not to travel alone in India.

Y'all still think taking medicine like LSD off the streets will do more good than harm?
Fucking idiots.

Rage bait.

Wow, thanks for the bulletin, “Officer Anonymous.” I’m sure the NCB really logs into Dread to post final warnings in all caps like a rejected Call of Duty villain.

Let me guess - next you’ll be posting “WE R TRACKING U FROM BINANCE” followed by a badly cropped screenshot of a seized wallet you Googled.

Real agencies don’t post threats on darknet forums. They work silently, not dramatically. You, on the other hand, sound like you just discovered Tor last week and are now roleplaying CSI: Kerala edition.

If you're really NCB, I hope your higher-ups see how much time you spend LARPing online instead of filling out real charge sheets. And if you're just a troll - congrats, nobody’s scared. You're not the storm. You're the drizzle before the real game begins.

Keep typing in uppercase - it really helps with your credibility.

Official Notice from NCB (Not Clown Bureau)

To the kid impersonating “NCB Kochi” -
First of all, we didn’t know Kochi had WiFi in the holding cells. Congrats on the parole + data pack combo.

Secondly, kindly stop dragging our good name through the mud. We work hard to post nonsense with style, not broken English and Telegram copypasta.

You are hereby served a Cease & Desist under Section 420C (Cringe and Clout Chasing).
Your badge number has been revoked.
Your fake ops will now be monitored by our elite Cyber Cell (Raju, who once fixed a printer at CBI).

Any further impersonation will result in a full-blown press conference raid on your keyboard.

Stay in your lane. This is the real NCB (National Comedy Bureau).

📄 INTERNAL MEMO - CONFIDENTIAL [NCB HQ | DARKNET OPS DIVISION]

Subject: Unauthorized Activity Detected - "NCB Kochi" Impersonator
Date: 01/07/2025
From: Directorate of Parody Enforcement, Dread Cell - HQ

It has come to our attention that an individual is impersonating an NCB Kochi officer on Dread forums. The said individual is spreading panic, misinformation, and poorly written warnings - all without proper authorization, spellcheck, or sarcasm clearance.

Key violations:

Using “FINAL WARNING” more than twice in one post (Section 404: Overacting)

Pretending to be NCB while clearly typing from a public library computer

Bringing shame to the art of parody by lacking any sense of humor, accuracy, or relevance

Directive from HQ:
The impersonator is advised to immediately:

Log off

Touch grass

Uninstall MS Paint

Stop embarrassing the actual feds (who are already doing fine on their own)

Failure to comply will result in:

Cyber-lathi charge

Account suspension under Section 69 of “Too Much Cringe”

Assignment to "Operation Clipboard" (manually counting seized stamps at headquarters)

This is the only recognized NCB parody unit on Dread.
All communications from rogue units will be treated as background noise or internal comedy material.

Stay fake. Stay funny. Stay official.

- Signed,
Director (Satire Ops), NCB Parody Command -Dread

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