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Need adivce, Weird tracking. Has anybody received this before? [Pic included] : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

I ordered from one of the ALL time greatest vendors on the DN via Gmail.

They said they trust me so I didnt have to pay in crypto. Instead they let me use my debit card if I provided photo ID and selfie (they went above and beyond probably becuz they noticed my Dread username).

The charged showed as a gold and jewlery pawn stores website, thats how good this vendors OPSECS are.

After a week begging for tracking I finally received it and this is what it says:

https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=YUhSMGNITTZMeTlrZFcxd0xteHBMMmx0WVdkbEwyRm1ZakptTm1JMk9HSXlZMlU1T0RNdWFuQmxadz09#

Fortunately the vendor is willing to reship but I have to pay for tracking again. The problem is my bank got hacked so I dont have money until my next paycheck and I have to wait for a new card in the mail before I can pay for tracking again.

Shouldnt the vendor front the shipping? I told them I will pick up double next time I order.
The best troll I've seen in months. Have an upvote from me!
/u/jethro23 📢
2 points
20 hours ago
The whole reason we are all here.... For upvotes !
The image is a brilliant touch. I snorted my drink everywhere, and I still forgive you!
/u/stonesalt
2 points
20 hours ago
Next time you should skip all that bullshit and meet IRL so these kinda stuff doesn't happen.
You've established trust so it's the only logical next step.
/u/jethro23 📢
1 points
20 hours ago
A round trip ticket is worth looking into for next time
/u/quark P quack
2 points
20 hours ago
> We threw it in the fucking creek!
> There's nothing you can do about it!
lmfao that was solid.
/u/delhifpo P ShowerPeeper
2 points
15 hours ago
Ok you got me, at first I saw tracking number 👀 how is this post up...

then saw the update LMFAO

someone's having fun with

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jewvascript* ftfy

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/u/Demure
1 points
20 hours ago
You used Gmail/email with debit card. What the fuck man
I thought I've seen it all, then boommm
/u/stonesalt
1 points
20 hours ago
He is joking.
I hope... lol
i seriously hope he is
/u/stonesalt
1 points
16 hours ago
For every one joking there are 6 who aren't :)
/u/Salizar
1 points
18 hours ago
Nice one you had us going for a sec there
/u/ATNT
1 points
17 hours ago
great shitpost! give us more in the future
/u/Simpoye
1 points
17 hours ago
Lmao nice troll
I would look in the creek.
/u/s241ringassembly
1 points
15 hours ago
Image tipped it over the edge. Good one!
While I did appreciate the humor here, I don't have time for this tomfoolery. Well, maybe I got a little time...
/u/djdubai
1 points
13 hours ago*
I'm more worried about how you made the dump.li link clickable oh and btw, check the creek, you'll find your package and my cravings for big fat cellulite latina ass.
/u/DaSnake
1 points
13 hours ago
big fat cellulite latina ass

This right here got my attention!
Now we speaking.
/u/djdubai
1 points
12 hours ago
I see you are a man of culture.
/u/DaSnake
1 points
12 hours ago
Indeed sir.
*dons a monocle*
/u/WestsideWMD_PR
1 points
11 hours ago
Hahahaha!
Thank you so much for a nice laugh!

Have a wonderful weekend!
WestsideWMD_PR
/u/everyday69
1 points
11 hours ago
I drank vodka and no one can ever convince me that this guy isn't a spy.
/u/dethblow
1 points
11 hours ago
Bravo! 👌
/u/manilapaperPOLICE 🍼
1 points
10 hours ago
fuckd up man
/u/ViolentRuski
1 points
9 hours ago
Lmfao your debit card
/u/BunniSupport
1 points
9 hours ago
Lmao take a upvote the picture got me :P
/u/killanigga420 🍼
1 points
2 hours ago
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