Offering a crowdfunded solution to Abscesscucs frontend drawbacks : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

***keen entrepreneurial voice***
That's right folks!
I have a teensy tiny idea in this noggin of mine.
Picture a Edison bulb crackling with a pop in the dark musty night!

Let's open a public XMR wallet and fill that shit to the brim!
Using that proceeds and finally put someone more skilled in frontend eyecandy magic to do their mindblowing new UI overhaul.
We all hate the current one and it will only be fitting for them to come back with some new paint job on their fine establishment.

I am hereby kindly proposing youse all - the big vendors, the shy buyers, them fat crypto whales lurking with these content smirks on their mugs,
the DN market top dog retirees habitually pinching that juicy chongas back cheeks on them white sand island retreats!
The pocket wankers with their peepers bulging on the back rows, the beggars, the scammers and literally everyone is welcome to donate whatever their sweet hearts
could part with, from the dark deep web far and wide!

Everyone can chip in that sweet frat spitoon of a pot we'll be gathering here!
We will all be pitching in to finally get the one, the only, the legend, a one named Daniel Larson or maybe Sam-I-am-sorry-Bent to design the new, revamped and juicy UI we've all been thirstily waiting for!
Come on now... Don't be stingy!
What could probably go more wrong than what we currently have?
Everyone could rummage through their hole filled cum crusty pockets and scrounge some pretty polly!
Ya know you want to make this one come true.
Probably Beezels, Newbz or old Fyoderz could see to it that no one nicks that sweet wad of dough accidentaly, you naughty youse!
We can Fair Trade Contract that shit even...

Come on, what do you all think of that?