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It will be a urine test. Only concern is thc. Been smoking a 2g cart every 2 weeks since January straight. I have around 2-3 weeks to prepare. Not a lot of body fat. This is my plan so far:

drink 2 gallons of water daily
10g of creatine daily
midol daily
b12 vitamins daily
do 2-3 hours of exercise daily (to sweat)

Is it a good plan or am I misguided? Any suggestions, improvements, or a completely different approach I can take? I'm open to ideas.

/u/SuckLucker

1 points

2 months ago

monkey piss unless they stand right infront of you or search you

/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star

1 points

2 months ago

If this is all true, you're fine. 2-3 weeks is more than enough. For urine it's like 10-15 days so just stop now and you're cool.

/u/lunarforgone 📢

1 points

2 months ago

10-15 days even if ive been smoking daily for months? internet says up to 6 months for heavy users so im just hella worried.

/u/AngieJ P 𝅜5 star

1 points

2 months ago

What's the internet? You shouldn't read that. You'll be fine.

What kind of job... anything public service? or is it just private?

/u/powderedSlut

1 points

2 months ago

I've personally stopped for over 2 months and I still turn up positive on a panel

/u/down_und3r

1 points

2 months ago

Foolproof way to always pass these tests:

Firstly, keep on smoking, this is very important as you need to be relaxed for what comes next...Also don't want to risk it on a "what-if"

1. Get a trusted associate (male) to piss in a bottle the day before or day of the test.

2. Get 2x 5-hour energy bottles from local petrol mart or supermart (google search for how these look but it is important they are this size for next steps)

3. Pour urine in both bottles, tape or rubber band both bottles together and place the bottles between your nutsack and asshole (this is to bring the urine back to normal body temp, the test cup checks temperature.) Do this 30 minutes before heading to the test, you will get used to the feeling of bottles under your nuts and also gives time for your body to heat it.

4. Head to office, pour urine in cups, and make sure to keep the bottles back in your nutsack, dont be the genius that throws the bottles in the restroom trash!!!!!! ;)

This way you can keep smoking all the way up until you step out of the car at the doctor office.

/u/AutoModerator M < - Not HugBunter

1 points

2 months ago

google is gay. use mojeek,, etools.ch, yacy, metager, gigablast, peekier, searx.me, etc..... instead.

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/u/lunarforgone 📢

1 points

2 months ago

this is probably the only way that is sure to work. hard part is finding a peer who doesn't do drugs. what about powdered urine?

will placing it at my taint bring the urine up to the correct temperature for certain? also i don't think they test it right there and then, i think it'll get sent to a lab.

/u/down_und3r

1 points

2 months ago

> also i don't think they test it right there and then, i think it'll get sent to a lab.

Yes my friend correct, but the intitial sample in the cup is temp-tested. Think color activated strip in the cup

Just gonna have to do some social engineering. "Hey bro, I have an emergency drug test for a new job I realllyyyyy need to land, mom is in hospital and i need the extra cash so I'm picking up a 2nd job. I smoked a few weeks ago but I don't wanna risk it." Something like that.

Maybe an old coworker, you could use a female but you better be sure she isn't pregnant, it will show in the test.

I also wouldn't risk powder urine

/u/down_und3r

1 points

2 months ago

> will placing it at my taint bring the urine up to the correct temperature for certain?

yes but if you want you could even go for a light jog before getting in your car, but the range is anywhere from 32 to 37 degrees which is average body temp. The taint is the center of the body so usually will bring you right within range.

/u/snowcrystal

1 points

2 months ago

your plan is good for if u got like 50-75% of the time needed to get it outa your system regular if u got dope built up that would take 14-15 days to get rid of and u try this for 2-3 days no zero chance it will work in that case drinking a shit ton of water before hand and getting one piss out before for old urine to go out then next piss is for the test which if done right will be basically water thats just bin flushed through your system fast and hasnt had time to pick up anything or enough to detect but they will be able to tell some places will give u the pass still some places will make u retake it or fail u but if u got like 10-11 days then yea u should be good if u did that all 10-11 days and sweating isnt the thing that helps get the rid of the dope its the metabolism getting kicked into high gear aka processing those tiny bits of dope malicious left in the system faster then normally if u sat on your ass

/u/powderedSlut

1 points

2 months ago

5-hour energy bottle method is what I was going to suggest, but even better- they sell urine flip-top flasks/bottles on amazon and such, some even have a temp strip built in but having in between nuts and thigh will be fine regardless. This is the method I've personally used.

Don't blindly trust that you'll be negative even after a month+, maybe get a cheap pack of panel tests on amazon to self-test if you want to go that way(if you can go that way it's be much easier/foolproof) but personally I've stoppped for over 2 months and still turn up positive being a verry heavy user

/u/Flunker

1 points

2 months ago

I quit smoking for 7 days and purchased a $50 detox drink for my drug test... and FAILED...

Now I'm back in my granny's basement crafting tin foil hats and playing wizard 101

Good Luck

/u/ringct

1 points

2 months ago

Is it even worth the risk?