good luck bro. u gonna need it! let me tell u, smuggling via anus or stomach doesnt work in europe anymore, for a long time. but it may work for some countries such as africa or asia! because u see, today, nearly all europe traffickers ALWAY smuggled in tonnes! not few hundred kilo or even grams!
u need to catch up with the modern time today lol its not even like 30years ago im afraid.
i would be shocked if some1 found u and hire u for that job lol
GOOD LUCK BRO
Tbh excited for the answer because even a lie will be entertaining :)