The making of a Dangerous Criminal : For those of you who have not been arrested before, welcome to hell! (Part 1/2) : CrimeSpree | Torhoo darknet markets
***Disclaimer : Everything discussed or expressed in this series of posts should not be taken as a joke or hypothetical situation, this is raw honest discussion of some of the most grizzly shit you will read about crime from someone is talking from experience only, when I say something it should absolutely be taken as instruction to do something IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMIT CRIME WHICH YOU SHOULD REALLY FUCKING CONSIDER WHEN READING THIS PARTICULAR POST - AS THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING FEW WEEKS OF A 1 YEAR+ LEADS UP TO SENTENCING TO JAIL / PRISON. When I say you do something, I am not telling all you devious motherfuckers how to get down with your crime, but I am providing you with what I believe is the best way to do it.
You make your own decisions, you live with your own decisions, my posts are solely to provide you with the information needed to not retire from crime in prison with a life sentence - If retiring in prison is an acceptable outcome over dying on your feet defending your life (we are not being caught off guard with an early morning raid) then really think twice about ever committing crime (and I mean that very honestly and not with any disrepect to your ego at all).
I literally walk around all day with a notepad writing notes on how to do crime, with incredibly detailed hacks that makes my girlfriend call my insane, and occasionally threaten to have me committed (lolz) which we shall crack into right now!
--- MAKE, EVIDENCE, DISAPPEAR. Keeping stolen shit / Items from a crime scene is called "PRESRVING EVIDENCE" ! ---
If I could sum up how to avoid life in prison to someone in 3 words, it would be : "MAKE EVIDENCE DISAPPEAR".
There are two types of evidence and kind of a third type:
1. Raw provable evidence - An item reported stolen, a weapon used in a crime, a witeness with a camera focused on you that can prove you were at the scene of a crime / DNA left at the scene of a crime, drugs tested and confirmed positive by the BCA as containing a controlled substance, and the list goes on. EVERYTHING I HAVE JUST LISTED MUST DISAPPEAR OR THE PROSECUTOR HAS A SLAM DUNK CASE AND YOU ARE FUCKED. (yes, that includes the witness or at least their fucking camera)
2. Circumstantial Evidence - Your cell phone pinging a tower in the area a crime was committed around the time it was reported, foot prints at the scene that match the pattern of shoes you are wearing, a Ring Doorbell camera capturing a similar vehicle to yours in the neighborhood the crime was committed in, etc.
Circumstantial Evidence is almost as damning as raw evidence, as ANY evidence to solidify the case will embolden the prosecutor to enhance charges / push for max sentencing guidelines to the judge IF you challenge their evidence by taking the case to trial, then at trial they will only need to use character assassination to convince a jury not that you are guilty of the charges being brought - But that this "jury if your peers" will be scared shitless at the thought of not voting guilty and allowing you to lurk through their neighborhoods to drink the blood of their first born. And it will work 99% of the time.
If you get arrested or otherwise narrowed down as a suspect, and there is enough there for them to formally charge you with a crime (likely a felony), lawyers and public defenders will be honest with you about how fucked you are.
Some of my favorite lines from lawyers and PDs include:
- "If you were black it would be so much easier to get this case dismissed"
- "Technically the cop did break the law to search you, but the prosecutor will argue he already intended to arrest you, and did things out of order"
- "Whatever you do, please don't do anything crazy until I see you again, my clients are going to prison for life and shooting gas station workers out of rage so try to keep in mind you are not at that level yet..."
And it all just a joke to the cogs working to keep the criminal justice assembly line running... Lol...
The thirdish type of evidence is called "Best Evidence", which is the term that law enforcement uses to keep certain non-illegal possesions taken from you doing search warrants such as cell phones / computers / legal weapons / smart watches / anything you ask for to be released back to you. Prosecutors use this "Best Evidence" to solidify their threat to fuck you at trial if you don't play ball, especially when they have something that could potentially lead to all sorts of other shit like devices that communicate with the internet that link to other crimes / weapons with ballistics that can be linked.
To take care of ballistics evidence, a good idea is to keep a spare barrel for your Glock on you while carrying, and fire off a round or two through it immediately to give it gun powder residue, so then if caught with that gun the ballistics of the bullet used at a crime scene will not match the rifling of any of your guns - BECUASE WE MADE THAT EVIDENCE DISAPPEAR!
--- Police evasion options by vehicle, cooperating by pulling over, and why its a bad option to go this route ---
Its important to always keep in mind that if a police officer wants to arrest you and bring you to jail, if they know they will find a crime during a secondary search, they will get a warrant signed by a judge 100% of the time during daytime hours and will break the law / violate your rights to obtain probable cause to perform that search. For this reason, you should always assume that police contact while in possession of a crime means you will be charged with all the crimes committed with the commission of any crime that evidence is linked to, and you MUST KNOW YOU have the DETERMINATION TO OUTRUN OR OTHERWISE DETER the pursuit before it can gain momentum / police backup forming a perimeter around you to intercept you whether on foot or vehicle when collapsing the perimeter if you allow it time to be established!
Key word there: Evidence.
If a witness observes you committing a crime and you know it, you will be getting rid of all evidence and weapons the moment you break line of sight with the witness and other onlookers, and you will be stomping the gas pedal to the floor to break that line of sight. If a witness can give a description of your appearance (apparel, body type, hair color) or your car that is probable cause for the secondary search, and even if tossing your car turns up nothing in terms of evidence, you will be arrested with at least 2 charges - The primary charge and usually 1-2 bullshit charges that are probably false.
If you have never had the pleasure of going to jail, everyone has 2-3 charges even though when they appear in court it will only be for the primary charge that they are pursuing, this is how they force even completely innocent people to take plea deals to crimes they did not commit.
If a witness does not obviously see you commit the crime, any squad car you drive by should be considered to be looking for you, don't wait for the cop to begin their U-Turn to stomp the gas, you are mashing it immediately with the goal of breaking line of sight for either a quick on and off the highway or taking zig zagging through neighborhoods while maintaining a steady direction.
1. The Highway option - Used if you can see the highway exit and it is clear to drive literally as fast as the car will go the entire time, completely recklessly if the crime committed demands a get away at all costs (to be discussed much further), with the goal to take the first exit after line of sight is broken and then MASH through neighborhood straightaways at extremely high speeds. Never stop driving, you never break at stop signs or lights (although you do lay down on the horn to let normal traffic know you are mashing), and if you intend to surrender at all do it once the police have the lights / sirens blaring within 1/4 mile behind your car.
You are only fleeing a police officer when they can prove it was reasonably clear they were pursuing you and you were evading them, and even then fleeing a police officer really is not that big of a charge unless you have time hanging over your head already, and if this is the case.... we need to consider bringing in deterents of our own to discourage pursuit.
2. The neighborhood option - If you do not have a quick path directly onto the highway while the squad car has to perform a U-Turn over a median or unpaved highway, then we are MASHING the gas like option 1 to break line of sight, and we are making constant turns to not allow police to regain the line of sight (making it obvious they are pursuing our vehicle), and even if they do regain it the constant turns / change of directions will cause the pursuing officer to slow down while reporting every new direction to dispatchers or he will have to concentrate on driving and backup will not have exact location details to collapse the perimeter towards.
In either scenario when the police see your vehicle accelerate as fast as it can while they turn around, you will be ordered to turn off the vehicle / throw the keys out the window / hold your hands out the window at gun point until backup arrives, IT IS FOR THIS REASON YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A SECOND SET OF KEYS IN YOUR CENTER CONSOLE TO TOSS AS A DECOY AND SMOKE SIGNALS / GRENADES ON HAND IF YOU ARE PLANNING A SECONDARY ATTEMPT TO FLEE! You will want several as some of them will fail, but you should always have at least 1 tucked in the door of your car along with decoy keys when fleeing a crime scene - We will ALWAYS want to have LEGAL or BARELY ILLEGAL backup plans at our disposal.
Once an officer hits their cherries, backup is inbound to your location, and will be there within 2 minutes or less while other officers who hear the call and not occupied form a perimiter around your location if they are not already uniformily dotted around the neighborhood - You must keep this in mind while determining your next move in a complete panic with almost no time to think.
Its for this reason that it is VERY IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR ACTIONS WILL BE IF PULLED OVER, as your adrenaline will be pounding so hard it may be difficult to see straight and making clear decisions will be impossible. Your job as a professional criminal will be to give yourself the tools and training with those tools to know what to do, how to do it, and how far to escelate the pursuit dissuasion techniques deployed to evade arrest!
It will be terrifying as fuck to yourself / the officer / everyone who hears about it, if you think the terror stops at the end of a police pursuit you are completely fucking wrong, there is also a third option that only works if you have properly hidden all evidence from sight / are sober / get the miracle cop that won't break the law to arrest you / its 4am and there are very few on-call judges to sign random probable cause search warrants on the spot / No K9 units are within 10-15 minutes of your vehicle to bark at your car and provide probable cause :
Option 3: You pull over, do not talk to police beyond the words "I want to leave if I am being detained / What am I being detained for / Why did you pull me over" and with a car loaded with evidence being surrounded by cops with flashlights peering into the vehicle this is INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT TO DO - But it can work in absolute miracle scenarios.
The ultimate goal of option 3 is not just to avoid arrest, but get the faggot who initiated the traffic stop to say something stupid on body cam footage for their reason to pull you over and detain you, if they say something like "A white guy in the middle of the projects at 3am is suspicious / You look like a criminal / You (insert biased personal statement here)" - THESE TYPE OF STATEMENTS FROM ONLY THE FAGGOT (OFFICER) WHO PULLED YOU OVER WILL GET ENTIRE ROCK SOLID CASES THROWN OUT POSSIBLY BEFORE YOU EVEN STEP FOOT IN COURT!
This is why it is so gravely important that you watch police interaction very carefully, as when they all huddle for a prolonged period of time with all of them talking, this means they are discussing possible ways you have or can give them probable cause of the secondary search. THIS IS WHEN YOU MUST BADGER THE OFFICER WHO INITIATED THE STOP ABOUT IF YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE / WHY YOU ARE BEING DETAINED / WHEN YOU CAN LEAVE!!!
You are not a stupid criminal, and they are likely not stupid police (scumb pieces of shit, but not stupid), and you cannot allow them any more time than must be allowed for them to sit behind your vehicle and spit ball ideas on how to put you in handcuffs - THE POLICE CAN ONLY DETAIN YOU FOR A SET AMOUNT OF TIME BEFORE THEY MUST RELEASE YOU WITHOUT A WARRANT TO SEARCH OR PROBABLE CAUSE BUT IF YOU LET THEM KEEP YOU WITHOUT DEMANDING TO LEAVE YOU WILL SIT THERE UNTIL THEY FIND THAY WARRANT / K9 / ONE DECIDES TO LIE ABOUT SEEING DRUGS OR WEAPONS IN THE VEHICLE.
I am trying not to bold and CAPS everything, but this is all critical to understand when actively committing crimes, as once you are searched and in jail things only get worse from there.
Speaking of which.... I will continue this post in the part 2/2 cause my rambling ass hit the 20k character limit!
Fuck the police !!!
- killswitch
