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Tick. Tock. Time For A New Captcha : Dread | Torhoo darknet markets

"What's this? Another new captcha? Wait that looks familiar?"

Our category image based endgame captcha is a mess and has been broken to a point that we are simply going to throw it in a ditch where it belongs. A new captcha is coming soon which uses a similar image premise but is implemented way more effectively with morphing counterbalances. It's a complex mess in the backend and I still can't believe I'm doing some of the shit we are doing to stop bots and spam on a fucking darknet forum.

The new captcha is an analog clock based upon https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==#'s captcha code. There are some adjustments but mostly it is stylistic. This captcha on endgame isn't permanent. It's a transitional captcha until we can finish the models on the new one to the extent that regular humans can figure it out.

The clock based captcha It is a hell of a lot better compared to the image based one. It's faster to solve and harder for machine learning to break (my opinion). This generation will not be going public and I'll be morphing it to poison some adversarial models bot makers will sue. For answering speed use your number pad.

Apologies for those who are super high. No the arms of the clocks are not snakes trying to take your drugs away. And no they are in no way representative of your own system's time.

Comment your hate for dread's new shitty captcha below. Dread staff will feast on it to grow our dicks even longer then they already are.

/u/Shakybeats M

8 points

4 years ago

Thank you for the help https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==#!!

Every time I think we are in the final stretch with the new captcha. Something ends up getting fucked up, and we push it back. My cocaine is hooker bill has gone through the roof with this fucking thing. Hopefully these clocks will hold everyone over for now.

/u/[deleted]

2 points

4 years ago

Always a pleasure, if it wasn't for Dread we wouldn't have launched the market in the first place. Nevertheless watch out for HeroMeister, we banned him for obvious reasons and he will try to recover that money by DD scamming.

/u/TTTz 3 year Allstar Trophy

3 points

4 years ago

Thanks
https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==#
/u/Paris
and of course /u/Shakybeats

/u/c0wb0y

1 points

4 years ago*

thats your clock i know cause i beat tons of you re users /u/paris https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==#. even if i am wrong the whm market /dread connection only boads well for me on the long position. you guys are too wreckless and deserve to get rounded up imo.

no one is honest here tho if it wasnt for se7ens / fishing :) the money i wouldn't have made this in sane return on 160k shares bought at 32 dollars. /u/hugbunter thank you for letting me get all you smal fishs so i can put your money up to make me hella rich .. if it wasnt for this community i would still only have a few millions and not pop SO FUCK HARD . Thank you for helping me get so fucking rich.

No joke if it was me being so easily to steal from this community i wouldnt have been able to freely gamble so much money. Its cause of people clicking bad links why i made x 10 and holding diamond hands till 450-\

/u/[deleted]

0 points

4 years ago

You are a persistent motherfucker aren't you ? Just imagine where you would be if you weren't shitfaced all the time. Never change homie, we need you the way we are.

/u/c0wb0y

1 points

4 years ago*

where will i be ? i still got alphabay money dog :) so rich and getting richer . Ok ok maybe a dude drank a lil to much king louie last night. I am sorry , i get jumpy and obnoxious when i make piles of bread.

edit: if it makes you feel better i dont even remeber making this post . still kinda pecing what actually happened .. good news i wasnt shooting the gun off drunk at weird hours .. so chances of another summons is very low.

/u/[deleted]

0 points

4 years ago*

That must have been a good pile of cash, good for you homie. And yeah, a man's got to do what a man's got to do, I'm totally on board with this. Yet again don't change homie, Dread would suck without you, how to say this while trying to be politically correct, you bring color to a boring b&w world, I can't imagine logging into Dread without seeing at least some of your comments. Fuck those haters, just be yourself.

/u/c0wb0y

1 points

4 years ago

yea the side effects of someone with too much money and cant go anywhere. Man i cant wait until i can go back to getting 86'd from rando bars.. fav past time.

/u/[deleted]

0 points

4 years ago

Whoa hold on, I thought the point is to stay away from bars ? You know what I'm sayin.

/u/c0wb0y

1 points

4 years ago

1st class bootlicking paris oh i mean white.

/u/Shakybeats M

3 points

4 years ago

Rough day today, or a few too many jack and cokes? You seem more fired up then usual.

*edit- I mean crown

/u/c0wb0y

2 points

4 years ago

yeah i was fucking litty titty last night. This week has just been amazing there was legit free money on wall st this week.

/u/[deleted]

0 points

4 years ago

Godman! My favorite stalker !

/u/c0wb0y

1 points

4 years ago

no one is stalking you . it just so happens i was seeing alot of your posts. busy with running the markets and fucking with these stonks

/u/zalep1

1 points

4 years ago

Awesome. Thanks a lot all! The clock is nice and fast too, really like it. Sorry, am I correct in understanding that a new captcha will be rolled out for the login part, though not the clock?

/u/NamasteLSD

1 points

4 years ago

great work!!

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

There's no 12 for the hours! Am I missing something? I needed to ener 12:55 and the hours stopped at 11.

/u/Shakybeats M

1 points

4 years ago

You just use 00

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

Doh! I *was* missing something lol.

/u/extended_research

9 points

4 years ago

About

Time

/u/snappingturtle

8 points

4 years ago*

LETS FUCKING GO, I SOLVED A CAPTCHA ON THE FIRST TRY

for real though, this captcha is so much more manageable than the last one. thanks admins

edit: and thanks to https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==# as well

/u/dreadnoot

3 points

4 years ago

I was so proud of my ability to tell time.

Then I failed 3 times trying to log in, but it's a great start. Thanks y'all!

/u/psychedelicanadolu

4 points

4 years ago

I remember failing 20+ times with the old chapca felt retarded every time

/u/iqbal2424

3 points

4 years ago

you never failed lmao the old captcha failed you brother...

/u/6ix

5 points

4 years ago

God damn it, just when i started getting good at identifying pictures of bridges and roads you guys have to shit on my parade :(

/u/eafrmdadrive

4 points

4 years ago

Take away the timer bro its too much pressure i cant handle it i dont mind a time limit like before but i dont wanna know exactly how much time i have, maybe make it smaller/off to the side?

/u/Paris 📢 A

3 points

4 years ago

NO TIME IS ALL YOU SHALL THINK ABOUT WHEN VIEWING THAT CAPTCHA. YOU ARE ON THE CLOCK. TICK TOCK

:P

/u/[deleted]

4 points

4 years ago

Ehh so it looks like last captcha was super in the past, everyone said it is terrible, but now it is bad, because new was invented, how long it gonna take to say that this captcha is shitty too and new one will be created? TBH I am a little tired. I spent more time on solving various captchas rather than post some interesting content.
@Paris whether the captcha can be the same everywhere? I need two pair of glasses to solve login captcha. I was here almost every day but since captcha on login and captcha on main page, I am here once a week, just for customers and my subdread. All these captcha kills my willingness to enjoy the dread and get involved here more. And to post this comment I need to solve another captcha. I feel like experimental rabbit/mouse in on big test environment for captcha. I have the impression that users are suffering from it and spammers are having fun. Why the defense of the site must work to the disadvantage of its users?

/u/[deleted]

5 points

4 years ago

No shit. Everybody's saying how great it is – but the SECOND CAPTCHA TO LOGIN IS STILL THE SAME AND IT STILL SUCKS.

/u/[deleted]

3 points

4 years ago

Agree. /u/Paris please add the same captcha everywhere.

/u/FridayNights

2 points

4 years ago

All seriousness, this is a breath of fresh air. Had to double check to make sure I'm on the same site. Wishing you the best with the new captcha you plan to implement.

/u/marathonge

2 points

4 years ago

i hope its better. anything has to be better than the old one. i cant tell you how many times ive gone to log in and just said fuck it after i failed the captcha 4 times in a row. having to do multiple capchas in a row wasnt encouraging either. you couldnt see anything in some of the pictures. the repeating ones were the only saving grace because if youve seen them enough times you eventually figure out what each picture is supposed to be.

anyways... i sound like a whinny asshole. thanks for keeping the site online.

/u/newbieforever2018 P ☆Cares About Noobs☆

2 points

4 years ago

LOL! You hit the nail on the head. You eventually figure out whether the tree matters or the clouds behind it does.

/u/purplemantis

2 points

4 years ago

That was my turning point.

/u/newbieforever2018 P ☆Cares About Noobs☆

1 points

4 years ago

Me too. I was finally starting the get the hang of it but the clock seems cool.

/u/sidfairy710

1 points

4 years ago

I giggled for sure. or god forbid the "bigger than a house but smaller than a building"

So it's a mansion, but is that a picture of the peak of the roof, or is that a picture of the sky for the captcha "this is where you are when you're high" *thought emoji*

XD

/u/newbieforever2018 P ☆Cares About Noobs☆

1 points

4 years ago

LOL. The clock is pure genius. That it is so easy for me to pass yet is hard for AI to overcome is simply amazing.

/u/Independent_Fuel5484

2 points

4 years ago

Lol. Seriously. Glad to have this new captcha system. Previous one was near impossible to complete unless it was "clouds", "traffic lights", "fire plugs", or "crosswalks" (sometimes).

/u/newbieforever2018 P ☆Cares About Noobs☆

2 points

4 years ago

Circumference matters too unless you want to be known as pencil dick.

/u/TheThinker

1 points

4 years ago

hahahahaha
That's a BIG OOF

/u/newbieforever2018 P ☆Cares About Noobs☆

2 points

4 years ago

Captcha is really cool though.

/u/remedyplus

2 points

4 years ago

That's a life saver..Old captcha use to give me headache.

/u/irishratsonthecoke

1 points

4 years ago

agree the old one was a pain in the ass ,No idea how stoners managed to use it this amount of time

/u/Gladiator

2 points

4 years ago

I got to admit, I actually like the captcha! It's not as annoying as those pictures. Thumbs up

/u/Olympus

2 points

4 years ago

Like the clock much better. Those pictures were a pain in the ass sometimes :/

/u/lordloss

1 points

4 years ago

love the new capthca!!!!!

/u/sacrament66

1 points

4 years ago

You son of a bitch!! (Read that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) lol

/u/Ryano

1 points

4 years ago

HAHA I just finally learnt what each one of those fuzzy pictures meant! Now i gotta start all over lol.

/u/Enchitheyojimbo

1 points

4 years ago

Beautiful, something that was desperately needed. And you actually got on top of it and made a better one rather than just saying fuck it and letting us have to keep going through the headache of using the last one. Appreciate you dread staff

/u/purplemantis

1 points

4 years ago

I have a thyroid disorder, so I can easily lose my shit. I saw this new captcha and the rage began to boil. I envisioned myself destroying the laptop, if the captcha was another piece of ass. In my comment history, I wrote that I destroyed a laptap because of the captcha.

For real...what the fuck is the best place to smoke under?! I need to know, haha.

I am pleased to report to the community this computer is still entact because I passed first try.

Praise be...

/u/Shakybeats M

3 points

4 years ago

the answer is trees. The new one we are working on doesn't have questions so that should be a plus.

/u/szaszienne

1 points

4 years ago

damn i was always looking for a roof, needless to say my picks (pun?) were either intended as bldg or chimney, apparently

/u/julie0315

1 points

4 years ago

I thought it meant a bridge for the longest time

/u/purplemantis

1 points

4 years ago

Yep, I thought bridge too. What if it is storming, I'm not trying to get lit up with 200 kilo amps of electricty, hanging out under a tree. Big oversight Admins, you're gonna get people killed...lol jk jk

/u/darkstar88

1 points

4 years ago

new captcha is small but not bad, btw how many official dreaddit links are there?

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

Only 1. Dread will never use a mirror rotation systems which will be exploited by phishers. Right now we only have a single address and that address is

/u/darkstar88

1 points

4 years ago

o wow.. i def had the wrong link.. i tried to message you but i couldn't find a message button on your profile

bookmarked now

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

If you had a different address change your password.

/u/BigDaddy2K

1 points

4 years ago

The new captcha I like but the time bomb feel gives me creeps

/u/McMarket

1 points

4 years ago

yeah increases my paranoia tenfold

/u/og_kush

1 points

4 years ago

I started laughing when I saw it, but I actually like it

/u/Mauritzio1738

1 points

4 years ago

LOVING THESE CLOCKS

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

Nice, but the 2nd captcha is still there and that can still be a hassle. Sometimes the pics are really small and unclear, so I usually zoom the webpage on Tor to make them easier to make out. Still takes me a few tries sometimes, unless I get the coins or crosswalks lol

/u/the_yorkshire_ripper

1 points

4 years ago

I've seen the clock captcha on somewhere else and was going to try to implement it some time ago but wasn't sure about the success ratio. If it's a regular analog clock I don't think it will be much successful. However we will see it being tested. Thanks for the effort!

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

It was used on /d/WhiteHouseMarket. https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==# was the one who developed it. It's quite good. A bit heavy on the CPU but we got fronts on fronts for dread so not too much of an issue.

/u/McMonkey42

1 points

4 years ago

SOOOOOOOO Much better than the last one,, only 1 suggestion, is it possible to make the hr hand shorter more often? Or would that defeat the purpose of the captcha/

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

The length and circumference of those hands will change over time as the captcha morphs.

/u/McMonkey42

1 points

4 years ago

As in with each attempt, or as in you will be improving it?

/u/Paris 📢 A

3 points

4 years ago

As in we want to poison any machine learning data set model using a kind of adversarial morphing system to strengthen the captcha itself. Aka we are going to change the captcha based on successes and failures of bot/spam accounts to make sure they have way more failures than successes.

/u/McMonkey42

1 points

4 years ago

I understand now, thank u paris for explaining to a dumby

/u/Pringles

1 points

4 years ago

This is MUCH better! I finally did a captcha on the first try :)

/u/andreasrybak

1 points

4 years ago

Thank God. That last one was a nightmare. Are we going to see this rolled out everywhere else to ultimately replace the DeCaptcha?

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

i love it

/u/ghostnlv

1 points

4 years ago

I thought my laptop was about to blow, almost threw my shit out. Good one Paris lol

/u/NiBurn25

1 points

4 years ago

Yeah this captcha will definitely stop bots, zoomers and psychedelic users :P

/u/dreadditard

1 points

4 years ago

Honestly much better than the last one. Is there any plans of changing the captcha for when you want to login to this too?

/u/redrarri

1 points

4 years ago

OH NO, honestly i remember those whm clock days, this really MIGHT BE THE WORST captcha in history. /u/Paris if you don't want me to log in just ban me bro, no need for this

#BRINGBACKTHEFIREHYDRANTS

/u/theHellSpawn

1 points

4 years ago*

Digging the new captcha, first try like always.

/u/tre2thegang

1 points

4 years ago

this captcha is nearly impossible for those with learning disabilities please increase the allowable time to solve thanks.

/u/WeaveOfIllusion

1 points

4 years ago

Check that shit out, one attempt and done. Thanks I was growing tired of not understanding why "Best thing to smoke under" wasn't a bus

/u/The_Sabbath

1 points

4 years ago

That's actually fun :))

/u/username0

1 points

4 years ago

much better than regular one, solved with 1 attempt

/u/whb63

1 points

4 years ago

Thank you so much for this, it used to take my xanned ass like 15 tries to get it right, now if we can somehow get the clock for the login/comment system that would be DOPE too, much appreciated for the hard work! :)

/u/FlyingDrugzMan

1 points

4 years ago*

Nice one.

Thanks for these solutions, also because of this song came to my head. Awesome.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like P. Paris (Hey, what up, girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this forum (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, Dread ain't bring me back

I'm talkin' pedicure on dread, dread
Tryin' on all our drugs, drugs
Boys blowin' up our opseccers, opseccers
Drop-toppin', playin' our favorite Market's jagger
Pullin' up to the parties
Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop
TS, blow my screen up
Tonight, I'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Don't stop, make it pop
TS, blow my screen up
Tonight, I'ma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, whoa, whoa, oh

/u/dumbakarahi1

1 points

4 years ago

new captcha is good and easy

/u/cydertrack

1 points

4 years ago

i should much better at this one since i rock a Movado as my watch but fair game dread.

/u/kassaa111

1 points

4 years ago

"Comment your hate for dread's new shitty captcha below"

The previous captcha was way better imo. Whilst it probably takes about the same effort to solve it, just gives me more headache.

/u/theytoldmetosayno

1 points

4 years ago

Saw the clock and said YESSSS nice and better captcha.
And then, I needed mutiple tries until I realized which lines to use. Seriously the riangle that has one corner in the mittle is supper confusing the first time :P

/u/snoopypantsdread

1 points

4 years ago

thanks for a better option https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==# worked smoother for me for now

/u/Alfito

1 points

4 years ago

It is great, 1st try and I could pass :)
Can we have the same for login page?!

/u/ddprovider

1 points

4 years ago

Agreed....Clock is way better than image based..

/u/Ultramarinus

1 points

4 years ago

Madlad did it.
Loving the new captcha.

/u/Aseanmarket

1 points

4 years ago

99% Positive comment :)

Nice work

/u/Henrybarlove

1 points

4 years ago

Yes finally something different. Except still that ridiculous captcha needed to login.

/u/deadseascrolls

1 points

4 years ago

First time CAPTCHA doesn't require me to squeeze my eyes to solve it. I bet that there will be tweakers thinking that their computer turned into a bomb

/u/XanInc

1 points

4 years ago

Bruh yall gonna have my bartard ass doing calcus in a few weeks.

Good shit though always appreciate you guys putting in the efoort
XanInc

/u/remedyplus

1 points

4 years ago

Add this tik tok in log in page too

/u/machocow

1 points

4 years ago

Does the analog clock mean dread is for boomers only now?

/u/publicactive

1 points

4 years ago

I like it. Good job!

/u/Absolem

1 points

4 years ago

Great work!! you really ease the experience now

/u/LucidDreamsReturns

1 points

4 years ago

Not good at clocks, but it's better than fuzzy pictures I guess.

/u/zeeuss

1 points

4 years ago

New Tick. Tock. don't sux!!

/u/Layla

1 points

4 years ago

I liked the old captcha.

>>>It's faster to solve and harder for machine learning to break (my opinion).

Hmmm...not true.

Congratulations, tho.

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

It is true because the image captcha was broken from mining all the images and having the model classify all of them. The model had basically a 99% success rate, though from the results of the bot failures that is a vast overstatement. About 1 in 10 went though. Might be multiple people trying to get past the captcha though.

/u/Fume

1 points

4 years ago

Yes finally a decent captcha. And this shit lowkey fun. Well not really but its better

/u/cuttinup26

1 points

4 years ago

new captcha way better lol good shit

/u/acidNerd

1 points

4 years ago

finally a decent captcha

/u/dontlaugh

1 points

4 years ago

Millennials future generations are gonna be fucked by this capture.

Should have incorporated a rotary phone haha

/u/piratepilot

1 points

4 years ago

This is revolutionary. I am so grateful for this change.

/u/iaintnobotimanandroid

1 points

4 years ago

Like the blurry upside down vague pictures wasn't annoying enough.... Are there really AI that can get through those fast enough to DDOS? If so I'm kind of scared because what in the fuck, I have really good vision and am not retarded and have a hard enough time telling what the fuck is going on in those pictures ..now I have to race a timed clock with a bunch of shit that could or couldn't be hands and try to remember back in school staring at the clock waiting to get the fuck out of there with those little ticks with no numeric symbols.... There's gotta be a better way. Some of us are not glued to a screen all the time so that our brains are trained to comprehend this kind of thing in such a short time span. It may actually make the servers slower with all the people spending most of the time trying to solve captchas.
Really wish this world wasn't ruled by twats so we all wouldn't have to jump through these hoops to begin with. Some dick has always gotta try and make life as hard, the splooge of life...

/u/TheBentElbow

1 points

4 years ago

Dont be worried, machine learning can become an expert at one difficult task only and in a way that amazes me, even now after seeing how basic it is, watching it work, but its pretty dumb if you want to compare it to, idk, skynet? lol.
I'm Aspergers (so a little retarded?) and i found the previous phrasing more like a riddle and it took me longer to work out what it was asking than its taken me to do this clock puzzle, so i guess it just depends how your brain is wired?
But lets hope they finally find one that all humans can work out and computers cant.

/u/iaintnobotimanandroid

1 points

4 years ago

My brain is wired just like the pile of cords in front of me that are all tangled, old and beat up but somehow still functionable..most of the time. And yeah the now that I did the clock a couple times I'm getting the hang of it. I still have trouble with the pictures tho. Feels like I fuck up my neck trying to tilt to my head to see if the blurry upside down pictures are stairs or crosswalks.

/u/joeswade

1 points

4 years ago

i love it!!! i use to hate loggin in lol

/u/PotreP

1 points

4 years ago

fuckin good job /u/Paris
there is one bug. the captcha times out before the shown timer hits 0. shouldn't happen too often though if you're not an illiterate fuck like me who is capable of reading an analog clock

/u/SaleoftheCentury

1 points

4 years ago

the new clock is awesome ! except i keep checking my watch to verify the time and it slows me down...mainly because i dont wear a watch....but all in all an awesome addition!

/u/hey_pepe11

1 points

4 years ago

New tic-tok captcha had me laughing and cumming at the same "time".....haaaaaaa!!!

/u/Mr_Whight

1 points

4 years ago*

This captcha didn't make me immediately want to beat my head against my desk, so that's a plus.

Well done, sirs.

(Still took me three tries to get it though lol)

/u/trippin_guy

1 points

4 years ago

And no they are in no way representative of your own system's time.

Thats some good shit right there lol

/u/jtcan

1 points

4 years ago

the new captcha and whomever made it can lick my balls

/u/joethebirder

1 points

4 years ago

Nice job!

/u/TheBentElbow

1 points

4 years ago*

But i NEED to be high when i shop, fuck me it took 4 go's most days to solve the riddle let alone select the right images, (as an englishman i didnt know fire hydrants came in beige, and surely Planes fly through the sky not just clouds?) i will say though, ive found the WHM google street images even harder to get right with the morphing and perspective.

Maybe shes born with it, Maybe its Ketamine.

Edit: after reading replies, just want to say the new clock is better thank you and easier for me to understand, i have aspergers and those riddles usually timed out before i solved them, please apply it to the login and posting captcha *pray*

/u/McMarket

1 points

4 years ago

time to feel more stupid than before

/u/Sharkey

1 points

4 years ago*

first try and im in!

/u/greenganja52

1 points

4 years ago

Nice! Congratulations bros!

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

There's no 12 for the hours! Am I senile? I needed to enter 12:55 and the hours stopped at 11.

/u/[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

There's no 12 for the hours! Am I missing something? I needed to ener 12:55 and the hours stopped at 11.

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

Military Time. 0:55

/u/ConsciousnessConsultants

1 points

4 years ago

I thought I learned how to read a clock in elementary school. Apparently not.

/u/schwanzscheisse

1 points

4 years ago

Thank you for the clock! If only it was the same for logging in and not just getting on! For log in I always have to zoom in a ton and can barley tell what some of the photos even are. Same thing for commenting or posting for the "I ain't no bot" captcha!

/u/winterdone2

1 points

4 years ago*

Please change the decaptcha one too. It's so damn difficult, it's like google's one where you know for a fact you got it right but somehow it's wrong. It's also really annoying. I managed to login on the 5th time, that's how annoying it is.

The time one was really interesting and actually fun to solve, as I had to learn again how to count an analog clock, the old one was annoying as I could only solve it if it asked about coins or traffic lights, everything else was fail fail fail. Please add 12 o clock to the clock too please lol

Just gonna say it now: this comment prob took me 5 tries too because of decaptcha. Fuck those trees and fire hydrants. I ain't no bot. I especially hate those damn "long cars", bikes and bridges. I end up purposefully failing those as those aren't even humanly possible.

Somehow I managed to comment on the first try. Still though, I feel as if I have to be a bot in order to solve decaptcha and recaptcha. My eyesight is already terrible enough, makes it even worse when all the pictures are blurry already.

/u/TheBentElbow

1 points

4 years ago

I just refresh when i get one of those, i had "children fall off these"... and lots of trees, so i picked trees.
Well i couldnt see the bikes for the trees.

/u/pandaman

1 points

4 years ago

Way better

/u/Suicidebycop

1 points

4 years ago

Great i can now login to my account in less than a minute. Thank you.

/u/DickJones

1 points

4 years ago

I thought I had a brain tumor trying to solve it at first, shit is gay, legit took me at least a couple tries before I got the hang of it. Please fucking kill yourselves, I want to kill myself now.

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

Is this... A lovers death mindset? Do you want me to die with you because you can't think of the afterlife without me? I must say I'm quite humbled but I must deny such things. There is many more things in life.

/u/DickJones

1 points

4 years ago

/u/Paris please fuck me, I'm so hard right now! Also please fix the autistic comment/post/pm captcha, I cannot see these tinny fucking autistic images. I've failed submitting this 5-6 times already, I seriously want to go kick a kitten right now.

/u/dutchw33d

1 points

4 years ago

Glad you guys replaced that horrible captcha this one is much more user friendly!

Will you also be replacing the captcha on the rest of the site?

- dutchw33d

/u/chapterhouse

1 points

4 years ago

This is so much better than the last captcha, I love it. Any plans to change the log-in and posting captcha?

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

There has been plans to change it the moment we pushed it. It's shit but it is needed at this time.

/u/Cannabinnico91

1 points

4 years ago

Please change the captcha also in the Login page and for send message/submit posts...Because I need always 10 try for login or send something! The images they are really bad and difficult!

/u/stateofwar

1 points

4 years ago

I'm a huge fan of the new Capcha and I'm happy to see that I'm not the only one who struggles with loggong on! I failed multiple times because that timer (counting the microseconds lol) made me wildly anxious but at least I was able to sign in this time

/u/BenzoConnoisseur

1 points

4 years ago

Thanks Mr White & Paris for that, "Captcha time, time for some Adderall" *Snort* up the booger palace it goes.

/u/amsterdamonline

1 points

4 years ago

A lot better thanks!

/u/scarfacexx

1 points

4 years ago

i find incredible how much you guys do for the community, u have my apreciation! :)

/u/650micrograms

1 points

4 years ago

This one's awesome.

/u/sidfairy710

1 points

4 years ago

I know its been said a million times now but can I be the millionth and one? For god fucking sake please change the LOGIN CAPTCHA sooner rather than later. PRETTY PLEASE WITH CHERRIES ON TOP. I LOVE the new timer login, it's so nice. But the login captcha just brings us back to fucking square one and makes me want to fucking shoot myself with every unsuccessful attempt. Finally 10 tries later I finally manage to log in just to post my complaint here.

Thank you for the new clock captcha though. Your hard work is really appreciated and I'm grateful to be a part of this community in one way or another and to have the ability to do so.

/u/mr_tough_guy

1 points

4 years ago

Sweet! I'm loving this new captcha as compared to the old one.

/u/mitch999conner

1 points

4 years ago

i like it as long as my internet not on some bullshit lol

/u/s41f4ld33n

1 points

4 years ago

I dig the clock, but damnit man! That second 1 socks ballz!!! My head hurts now. If I have 2 spot 1 more bus in a grainy ass picture, I'm going to be on cnn... "So why did you do it?" THE FUCKN BUSSES MAN! THE FUCKN BUSSES!!!

/u/nsa_advisor

1 points

4 years ago

Hey, Paris and Mr.White !

I found pretty good captcha, take a look at this dynamic image http://nvspconiond7o3so.onion/R
May be it's gonna be useful for the nextgen captcha

/u/Paris 📢 A

1 points

4 years ago

We can't use javascript. If we could this process would be a lot easier.

/u/caro121244

1 points

4 years ago

Right on

/u/FridayNights

0 points

4 years ago

Downvoted for snakes in captcha

/u/[deleted]

0 points

4 years ago

I'm willing to take some of the insults, smart ones at least. As if I haven't done it before. I remember an old post mentioning a hobo, a toothpick,some meth. Oh well.

/u/rudekid

0 points

4 years ago

This should stop the moaners and gr-owners , Much easier than whm old clock captcha for sure , that fker was like Russian roulette

/u/c0wb0y

0 points

4 years ago

white = paris . which explains the alot of this . personally but my wallet and tendies thinks the dread/whm connection and getting wiped out only benefits me . business is business regardless how much i like the Vulcan . 1 big sweep could knock this market on its feet.

this is an updated version of the whm clock that without the timer could phish the dog shit out of people. i cant shake the fact paris is white. mannerism and code structure. personally i hope for the best for the 2 face but you know if they get raid and put out only better for me. So lets hope its ties a connection for the people that have the power to sadly throw them in prison for years on end so i can make money legitimately .

/u/FlyingDrugzMan

1 points

4 years ago

Maybe /u/Paris = https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==# and /u/Shakybeats and /u/TTTz and who knows even more of them :O Who gives a fuck

/u/AgentOrange230

0 points

4 years ago

This is pure genius- praise be to https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDNVdmJYSmZkMmhwZEdVPQ==#!

Because a discussion about the c*@#|&a without some complaining though, I'd like to point out that sometimes the shapes come too close to lines and it looks like there's three minute hands (or a minute hand and two second hands, or a second hand and two minute hands, or conjoined snake triplets). Getting that on your first try while the counter winds down is terrifying.