Use Monero, motherfucker. : DarkNetMarkets | Torhoo darknet markets
This is just a reminder to everyone to use Monero whenever they can. It is in our power as a community to change the mainstream behavior.
Are you a DNM administrator?
Only provide Monero payment option if you can. If Monero is optional, determine an action plan to switch to Monero only infrastructure and work with the community during the transition phase.
Are you a vendor?
Only accept Monero payments.
Are you a buyer?
Tell your vendor you'll only buy from them if they start accepting Monero.
Are you a malware developer?
Go fuck yourself and afterwards request any type of ransom, payment etc. in Monero.
Are you a fraud?
Go fuck yourself and after you are done fraud your victims with Monero.
Are you a creator?
Accept donations in Monero only.
Are you a shit poster or a connoisseur of dank memes?
Whenever some asks just say "use Monero". Make it "install gentoo" of cryptocurrency. And shit post and create memes about Monero.
Are you trying to smuggle money out of a country?
Smuggle that shit in Monero.
Are you a pedophile?
Go seek clinical help and pay your therapist with Monero.
Are you a drug dealer?
Talk to your guy about Monero and make him talk to his guy about Monero, so the guy before the kingpin can talk to the kingpin about Monero. Use Monero, be different from other drug dealers, be an innovative drug dealer, be the Uber of drug dealing.
Are you the finance guy in an organized crime group?
Pay your guys with Monero.
Do you have a sugar daddy?
Make your sugar daddy give you money in Monero.
Are you a hitman?
What the fuck dude? At least accept your payment in Monero you cold hearted bastard.
Are you a crypto shill on social media?
Shill Monero. Monero is the shit.
And whoever you are...
STOP fucking using Bitcoin. It's 2019. We have better options. Just stop it. Fuck Bitcoin. Enough with that shit.
And don't forget people. Monero is Monero because Monero Moneros the motherfucking Monero. Hell yeah, Monero the Monero baby. Monero it until you can't Monero nomore. Monero. Yes, definitely.
Monero with Monero,
- ILoveBigDongs3000
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