Wallet sanitization (market busts, LE raids on vendors and YOU!) : Monero | Torhoo darknet markets
I want to talk about something I call wallet sanitization. That means separation and distance between your dirty transactions and your clean wallet. I will start off listing scenarios where you get to be the low hanging fruit.
1. A drug market or vendor reuses their deposit address, sometimes has a static one or even has it publicly displayed ( *removed* and their vendor shop is a great example).
You send to that address from an exchange, you are screwed.
You send to that address from your wallet and LE gets your wallet, you are screwed.
2. A market that only uses subaddresses gets busted. As part of that LE gets access to the Monero wallet of the market or there is something even more stupid going on that reveals some of the info (like deposit sizes, dates, times). LE can correlate that info with the transaction history of a cryptocurrency exchange.
You sent to market from exchange and wallet of market is opened. You are screwed, they can correlate the addresses of the market with the sends from the exchange.
You sent 3.1415926 XMR from exchange to market and have done this various times with different amounts and the deposit amounts on the market get revealed. These amounts you sent will be correlated with the received amounts on the market.
You were good and sent 3.1415926 XMR to your own wallet before sending that minus transaction fee to the market. You are screwed again. Amounts can be correlated, especially if they are around the same time or are very unique.
3. Its 2019 and a vendor or market gets busted and their Monero wallet gets revealed. Now its 2022 and you get raided by the LE for some other drug related reason. Your house is clean except for your Monero wallet backup seed. LE restores the wallet and now they finally know who sent some of those XMR to the drug market.
4. Your drugged up ass gets raided and LE gets access to your wallet. They see amounts going out and just in case they run those through their database of exchange deposits and what do you know! That idiot vendor deposited those amounts to their exchange account. Now their packages will be intercepted for 2 weeks, causing trouble for numerous customers and then they get thrown in jail.
You being a lazy and careless dumbass will get you fucked and inevitably you will fuck over others. In some other situations you would be killed for being the dumbfuck that you are.
Do not be the low hanging fruit.
Do not be lazy or lack discipline, do it right.
Do not rely on others not being dumbfucks, shield yourself from the stupidity and malice of others.
Do not cause chain reactions with your dumb decisions.
Do not be the broke-ass fucked up druggie that gets the "accidental" overdose, by your own hand or otherwise.
Don't owe money or favors.
Don't boast or talk.
DO NOT TALK! Nobody can keep their mouth shut, please. If I don't need to know then don't tell me.
Don't keep evidence. Don't make evidence.
Keep your lives separate, that entails having a life.
Make yourself seem like something else.
Blend in when you need to.
Make yourself look smaller and more insignificant than you are.
Don't take too many drugs.
It will all come crashing down eventually. How fast and how badly depends on you
Takeaways about Monero.
1. Never use the exchange to send to the recipient. Always your wallet first.
2. Never buy and send exact amounts that you need. Always buy significantly more. Combining smaller amounts will work too but combining amounts will hurt on-chain privacy in certain situations. Small and frequent purchases will also make you better match the profile of a desperate druggie. A big purchase can be an investment. Also a purchase right before your package gets seized is inadvisable.
3. Keep your wallets separate. Have a main wallet that is more easily accessible and backed up somewhere and have your drug wallet that is hidden and encrypted in tails. Do not let your tails USB fall in the hands of LE.
I would even go as far as exchange -> your wallet -> a temporarily created wallet that gets deleted after every use -> drug wallet. This way if your drug wallet gets in the hands of LE, it can not be tied to your main wallet. This would mean breaking up the XMR in the temporary wallet, before sending to drug wallet.
If you can 100% hide you involvement with cryptos then maybe its even worth not having a "your wallet". Probably too late by now though and few places in the world where you could do that.
Also, spend Monero. Use xmr.to to buy stuff with btc. Buy amazon gift cards. Having all those crypto purchases but no interest or knowledge in them or anything to show for it...
It's in a ledger, you better believe it