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wearing a special needs helmet in the trap? : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

ayo found a special needs helmet in the trash the other day would this be good opsec for keeping a low profile flipping dime bags?? also might be good if someone attacks me with a comically large mallot

thoughts???
/u/pgpfreak P Biker Babe 🏍️
3 points
2 weeks ago
thoughts???

You're /u/metalgeardonkey in a tuxedo. 100%.
MGD posted on Pitch recently also. I'm pretty confident this is true.
/u/pgpfreak P Biker Babe 🏍️
2 points
2 weeks ago
Shitposting game so strong he doesn't need PGP signing. Impressive.
/u/epoxy P
2 points
2 weeks ago
this post is very /u/metalgeardonkey pilled
/u/DaSnake
2 points
2 weeks ago*
You could also rock a Hitler mustache and hold a medium length carrot clenched in your teeth like a cigar for that extra spicy finishing touch on your outfit.
I like your idea a lot.
/u/DojaDesperado P
2 points
2 weeks ago
Sly. No one ever expects the head butt from the special needs helmet wearer.
/u/lordylord
1 points
2 weeks ago
LORDYLORD
/u/Emerald_CityBB
1 points
2 weeks ago
It could get you some sympathy with the judge
/u/dhocolatemilk
1 points
2 weeks ago
at /d/retardmarket all of our package runners wear special needs helmets to protect the few iq points we have left