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Welcome the newest Dread Staff: Shakybeats : Dread | Torhoo darknet markets

*BIG SMOKY STAGE AREA*

PARIS ANNOUNCER VOICE: Dread is one of the largest darknet forums based on both user accounts and total active users. It has come to the point where we need an extra staff hand to handle site moderation. Staffing decisions are made not upon who really wants the job but those who have shown true honesty and commitment to the community. Global moderation gives a person enough power that it can corrupt them. Offers from markets and vendors with thousands of dollars to get just a little bit of extra edge from the competition so they can grow is at times a weekly if not daily thing. A person to be selected for dread staff needs to be both financially sound and mentally strong. Moderation on the darknet is much different than moderation on a clearnet. On the darknet it's hard to know who is telling the truth. Moderators generally work with incomplete information but still need to make the best decision time and time again.

PARIS ANNOUNCER VOICE: It is a talent. Not inherited but grown over time with vast commitments to do what's best; even if it's not the easiest way.

*SUSPENSE BACKGROUND MUSIC PLAYS*

PARIS ANNOUNCER VOICE: This new staff member is someone who is among the highest scoring and does the most moderation activities out of nearly all the dread moderators. He is a long time mod of https://torhoo.cc/go.php?u=TDJRdlJHRnlhMDVsZEUxaGNtdGxkSE09#. He has made well over hundred PMs to me reporting people who broke dread's rules. He is....

*BACKGROUND MUSIC STOPS*

*BIG EXPLOSION WITH FIREWORKS CLEARING THE SMOKE*

/u/SHAKYBEATS
/u/HugBunter A
4 points
4 years ago
Welcome to the team /u/Shakybeats.
/u/Shakybeats M
7 points
4 years ago
Jeez /u/Paris I don't think I could of asked for a much better introduction.

Thank you everyone! I'm truly greatful to take this step.
/u/MisterMeatMan
4 points
4 years ago
*CROWD CALLS FOR ENCORE*

*LIGHTS SLOWLY TURN BACK UP*

MISTERMEATMAN REGULAR VOICE: Is that... Holy shit, it is! It's /u/SHAKYBEATS in the digital flesh! Wha... what's he doing? Honey look! My God... look at the size...

*/u/SHAKYBEATS drops his trousers and hangs dong in front of the crowd. Standing tall and stoic, his hands on his hips.*

*Women begin fainting, men begin questioning their sexuality*

/u/SHAKYBEATS stands there for what feels like forever, but it's only a minute. The wind lifts his scrotum and his phallus waves like the American flag.

*BALD EAGLE SCREAMS*

MISTERMEATMAN EMOTIONAL VOICE:I'll never forget this day. I'm going to go home and bang Mrs. Meatman and have kids just to tell them about this.

*FIREWORKS BOOM BEHIND SHAKY, THE FINALE IS A DOZEN BRIGHT STREAKS THAT EXPLODE IN LETTERS, THEY SPELL:*

VIVA LA DREAD!

*BALD EAGLE LANDS ON /U/SHAKYBEATS ERECT PHALLUS, BUT IT'S TALONS DO HIM NO HARM*

Shaky whispers and the eagle soars over the crowd. Around the world, dictatorships fall, food rains from the sky in the poorest countries, and humanity knows the world will never be the same. All babies conceived during the event grow up to be loving, altruistic trillionaires who band together and form a coalition; "SHAKY HANDS", to solve the few remaining ailments facing the newly enlightened world.

*SHAKY PULLS UP HIS PANTS, BLOWS A SINGLE KISS TO THE CROWD, AND STEPS TO A WAITING LIMOUSINE. /U/HUGBUNTER, /U/PARIS, AND THE OTHER MODS OPEN THE DOOR, A BRIGHT GOLDEN LIGHT FILLS THE FIELD OF VIEW*

*BALD EAGLE SCREAMS*

fin


Congratulations /u/Shakybeats, and fantastic choice Dread team.
/u/hyland
2 points
4 years ago
wow. That's extra.
;o)
/u/PelicanVendor
3 points
4 years ago
For some reason someone deleted my post so I am going to post it again.

They grow up so fast *sniff sniff* I love when my mdma children grow and blossom into bigger more shaky beats xD
/u/[deleted]
2 points
4 years ago
congrats to the stinky of stinkiest ! the ol boy shittybeats ! congrats sort of :)
/u/Mobrando
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome to the team buddy :)
/u/TTTz 3 year Allstar Trophy
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats
/u/Shakybeats
/u/notarooster57
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats dude I remember back in the day as a lurker your post about verifying links/people/markets/onions in general helping me avoid getting phish fucked. *Baby Yoda voice* Good guy you are!
/u/skinnypete
1 points
4 years ago
congrats
/u/BadMedicine
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations!
/u/NamasteLSD
1 points
4 years ago
congratualations friend and good luck!!
/u/snappingturtle
1 points
4 years ago
congratulations!
/u/CardsRus
4 points
4 years ago
Nice cock.
/u/TwattyMcTwatface
1 points
4 years ago
I appreciate it!
/u/TechEmpire
1 points
4 years ago
lol : )
/u/[deleted]
3 points
4 years ago
A new, much needed, pair of hands on deck. Congrats Shaky !
I have seen some very useful comments posted by
/u/Shakybeats

Excellent choice. Congratulations
/u/Shakybeats
/u/HumanPie
2 points
4 years ago
Three cheers for Shaky!
/u/-Speed-Freak-
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome SHAKYBEATS!
I hope you can make Dread even better and better:)
/u/zift09
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats on becoming a Mod Shaky!
/u/redlotus
1 points
4 years ago
Well deserved, congratulations /u/shakybeats
/u/needsadesigner
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats Mod Shaky !
/u/onlycarddeals P
1 points
4 years ago
congrats /u/shakybeats

With greater power comes... you know the rest...
/u/notarooster57
1 points
4 years ago
Greater power bottoms?
/u/DrJekyll420
1 points
4 years ago
Cheers Shakey, well deserved. I think we can all agree there are very few people on here who are totally open to helping newbies, and answering literally any question to the best of their ability like this guy. Congrats!
/u/HouseofCommons
1 points
4 years ago
Agreed. I've only recently come accross dread to find a passtime in the current lockdown siutation. Seems a very different place than it did a few years back (other DN forums). I see so many accounts bashing one another, people abusing new guys that are politely asking for help and sub mods that are self-professed experts on forums (Dind't know there was such a thing). Nice to see there is still real community lerking on the DN :)
/u/PolarLight
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats /u/Shakybeats - good choice for dread!
/u/ddprovider
1 points
4 years ago
I dont know him actually I am new to this world just few months old. But I knew Paris(mostly bugging him to get updated the recon) and I welcome you....
/u/LaCroix
1 points
4 years ago
Hey cheers Shaky!
/u/AncientIdai
1 points
4 years ago
Congratz dude!
/u/Aseanmarket
1 points
4 years ago
Big Congratz to you /u/ShakyBeats, you totally deserve it!
Thanks for all your contributions and being helpful and responsive all the time. Keep it up!


From ASAP Team
/u/gardien
1 points
4 years ago
Thought this was going to be an actual new Dread staff, akin to Paris. lol Guess just more modding. =P
/u/HaggeredDaz
1 points
4 years ago
Well done on your promotion ShakyBeats
/u/adruguser
1 points
4 years ago
shake n bake
/u/notarooster57
1 points
4 years ago
You totally missed the chance for a John Cena introduction or Bastista's machine gun pyro and I'm irrationally upset about it. Or give him the Undertaker's entrance and have it take place over like 3 days.
/u/majoredinhippy
1 points
4 years ago
/u/shakybeats keeps me warm inside knowing you have our back. Always a pleasure to see this fellow pop up, always wise and straight to the point.
/u/DontYouGotIt
1 points
4 years ago
Well deserved, congrats
/u/trumpsta420
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations, Shaky!
/u/auspride
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations mate! Keep up the great work!
/u/More
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats!!
/u/FinalBoss
1 points
4 years ago
He has been anointed
/u/colimbo87
1 points
4 years ago
He's helped me too, with alacrity! Congrats, shaky.
/u/MrOzMDMA
1 points
4 years ago
nice moderator u nerd!

-MrOzMDMA
/u/redrarri
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats /u/Shakybeats . A lot of weight on your back now man, thanks for all the good you've done for the scene
/u/pharoah
1 points
4 years ago*
/u/Shakybeats, congrats!!!
/u/TwattyMcTwatface
1 points
4 years ago
That announcement was... a ride.
/u/Monsiranderson
1 points
4 years ago
That score on /u/SHAKYBEATS makes me go brrrrrr
/u/therealxfc
1 points
4 years ago
Anyone who is a friend of my friend, is my friend. Welcome /u/SHAKYBEATS :)
/u/johannes
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome, hopefully you will do a good job here :)
/u/Fibonaccci
1 points
4 years ago
what the fuck is this thread
/u/PelicanVendor
1 points
4 years ago
I love when my mdma children move up the ranks ;)
/u/Romulus
1 points
4 years ago
Fuck your new captcha. Making me look like a certified dumbass. >:-(
/u/altern8
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats Shakybeats, hey P & HB
/u/Ultramarinus
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations man.
Well deserved promotion.
Stay strong and vigilant.
/u/peterpants
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations man!
/u/Kill_Covid
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome to the den!
/u/dontlaugh
1 points
4 years ago
congratz /u/shakybeats :)
/u/choco
1 points
4 years ago
yo welcome as a mod
/u/DutchTrip
1 points
4 years ago
A warm welcome Shaky :)
/u/st0rm_thunder
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations - well deserved.
/u/ChiliWagon
1 points
4 years ago
/u/SHAKYBEATS

Alright Alright Alright Congrats Bro! I am glad to see this.
/u/syncopate
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations ;)
/u/ZoomOM
1 points
4 years ago
congrats
/u/[deleted]
1 points
4 years ago
Have you sworn to be loyal to dread both now that things are going well and when things go wrong? How much do you charge each month? Have you made a declaration of assets? Could we see your resume? If not, I don't trust!

Clearly a personnel or human resources manager is needed
/u/jimmyjimmz100
1 points
4 years ago
I opened a dispute and DarkFox Team didnt response,

ordered something on a vendor, that didnt come online, so I made a ticket and a dispute before the order was auto finalized ...

Is my money gone or is the average respond time from DarkFox +3 Days ?! Where I can get help from DarkFox team, I wont put money on this wallet again, if I didnt even get something from my last 50 Euros.
/u/RockStarPIILS
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations and good luck shaky!
happy to hear dread is still going strong, and with the new mod i hope the staff can keep this great forum going

greetings rsp
/u/Heliumadmin
1 points
4 years ago
congratulations!
/u/gillyhicks
1 points
4 years ago
CONGRATS Shaky!!
/u/livinhighlife
1 points
4 years ago
I'm curious how you guys maintain your core integrity when bringing in new members. I'm sure they are properly vetted, but greed has turned trusted friends into scheming monsters. I hope y'all stay true, for everyone's sake!
/u/Paris 📢 A
1 points
4 years ago
It's a hard task. One of the big parts about how me and hug can keep our integrity is because we both are very financially stable. Confined stability and integrity of dread is in large part because of the donations to dread and advertising. We are largely incentived to keep neutral, logical, and fair. We don't need to cut any deals to keep the lights on this platform.

In Shaky's circumstances he is being monitored for all his moderation activity, has show his commitment and integrity to the community, and is largely incentived by us to keep neutral.

If greed is the only reason for being on dread you are not in the right place. There is many more easier places to be to earn far more money.
/u/loftip22
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations on your new position,as definately deserved as always been on the look out for newbies and putting them in the right direction,well done ShakyBeats you have my vote.
/u/AlGoreInvented
1 points
4 years ago
That intro was epic. Don't make it anticlimatic Shakybeats! Kidding - Welcome and thanks for holding things down for the community.
/u/benzolover1488
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats shakybeats!
/u/TheDrifterer
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome! I'll ask the obvious - Where did the name originate? Were you spinning disks back in the day? Drink waaayyy to much caffiene? Play the drums so fast that nobody can keep up with your rythym? I'm sure it's one of those. :)
/u/RainbowsEnd
1 points
4 years ago
Just curious you don't have to answer - How well do you guys know each other personally? I could see markets distributing their users across different locals just so if one was "compromised" or decided to flip, when the others wouldn't have any bias towards that individual. In that case, knowing each other on any personal level would be a hinderance.

However the other extreme makes sense from a perpective of mutual trust / mutual destruction. If you know the person, know they can't be controlled by greed, know they are honest, then the group could be a very tightly knit unit that could even vote on issues.

I'm just glad you guys have it figured out, within a whirlwind of schemers and misinformation. Whatever you are doing, keep it up. My sincere thanks.
/u/ginger
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats /u/Shakybeats on the achievement.
Dread team has another OG. :)
/u/DopeMastersNL
1 points
4 years ago
CONGRATULATIONS!!:D
/u/Haxpack
1 points
4 years ago
cool man a new mod! Congrats!
/u/necverus
1 points
4 years ago
Congratulations, /u/Shakybeats

I am certain that you will be an asset to the team!
/u/fred666
1 points
4 years ago
yooo! congrats man
/u/terekgears
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome and grats
/u/satyam91200
1 points
4 years ago
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0 points
4 years ago
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/u/JimmyFallon16
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats bro! Moving on up!
/u/Shonuff23
1 points
4 years ago
Im a noob, and This guy shaky already helped me out at one point in time, a good contribution he will be for sure.
/u/Vsichko
1 points
4 years ago
Welcome to the team Dude :)
/u/zulvinapills
1 points
4 years ago
congrats
/u/zulvinapills
1 points
4 years ago
congrats
/u/mitch999conner
1 points
4 years ago
put me on lol
/u/newton2
1 points
4 years ago
nice presentation i thought i was watching tv
/u/busybees
1 points
4 years ago
*does mexican wave alone in living room to congratulate /u/shakybeats and pay respect the late great Diego Maradona* ... Yeah I know he was Argentine but Mexican waves were done in football stadiums all over. He can now finally give god his hand back.
/u/Kingshitacid
1 points
4 years ago
My Welcome dude!
/u/mrmg2O1
1 points
4 years ago
Congrats
/u/Me1234
1 points
4 years ago
Time for Rockn`Roll !! Welcome !!
/u/games
1 points
4 years ago
cool, welcome!
/u/mrmg2O1
1 points
4 years ago
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/u/Paris 📢 A
1 points
4 years ago
Great stuff for /d/cafedread not here.
/u/mrmg2O1
1 points
4 years ago
Oh ok I'll try and rememeber that in future. Also can u not remove mt comments please as i have a level of dementia and can't always remember what i typed where if u get what i mean Paris. Thankyou for understanding and i hope we can speak on better terms in the near future.
Regards
Mrmg201
Thankyou :)
/u/Bane
1 points
4 years ago
Do mods get paid? You know with real currency like money and not positive endorphins being released after you post ?
/u/IamMirek
1 points
4 years ago
Is shakybeats trusted does he have any background history hope he's on the right side.
/u/IamMirek
1 points
4 years ago
All in though welcome on boat
/u/Paris 📢 A
1 points
4 years ago
Just look at his dread profile and see.
/u/northernlight
0 points
4 years ago
Congrats! Sharkybeats
/u/[deleted]
0 points
4 years ago
/u/Paris A
/u/Shakybeats M

With my no-life activity on Dread I can hereby say that I honestly believe that it's "not a bad choice" - Well done /u/Shakybeats M
/u/notarooster57
1 points
4 years ago
What's this "life" you speak of? Must be an across the river thing...
/u/[deleted]
1 points
4 years ago
That's a part of it :)