Where is the strangest place you’ve urinated or defecated? : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

Your moms place. I don't know how she survives without a real toilet.

In a plastic container but there's more to it. I had a fuck buddy a few years ago who was a high end escort. She had a client who asked for shit in a container. She suspected after he came to pick it up, he was jacking off by looking at it, touching it or something fuckin weird. So he requested an order again but my fuck buddy was constipated and this client was impatient. She hits me up and says she needs a favour. I go over to her place thinking I need to give her a lift somewhere, something along those lines. She tells me the situation and what she needs. I think to myself, this woman gives great head and fulfills nearly all my desires. Do I not shit in this container and risk not getting my dick sucked anymore ? haha. I followed through. True story :P

a portapoty that was filled to the brim with shit after 2 weeks of not going for a poop i went for one in there wish i had just done it in the woods

In my pants

What a waste, literally. This would have been great material for /d/contests

In a Cologuard container.. which you have to stick a probe in your feces and send the probe and your poop back to them in the mail.

FYI it's cancer screening

In an unfinished bathroom shower

On a dog 💀

Moooooom... if... if you were in a German Schiße video... you... you'd tell me, right?

In a boken toilet in the middle of an abandoned and ripped out old factory. I sat for a pic, pants down, and realised that I actually needed to pee. Convenient!