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Where's the ANY key?!!! : CafeDread | Torhoo darknet markets

I'm trying to install this new OS I found randomly and it keeps saying "Press ANY key to continue" but my keyboard doesn't have an ANY key! HELP!


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/u/drisdane
4 points
3 months ago
VERY FUNNY SAAR, WE ALL LAUGH VERY LONG IN OUR OFFICE AND RAFTAAR MADE ME WIPE HIS TEARS WITH MY ARMHEAR. BUT SERIOUSLY NOW SAAR, IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR COMPUTER JUST CONTACT US WE ARE CERTIFICIED APPLE WIZARDRY AND CAN HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR KEYBOARD PROBLEMS.

IF YOU CAN JUST OPEN ANYDESK SAAR. NO HAHAHA NOT WITH THE ANY KEY SAAR YOU ARE SO FUNNY HAHAHA. NO JUST DOUBLE CLICK THE ICON SAAR AND WE CAN HELP YOU WITH YOUR KEYBOARD NO CHARGE GUARANTEED SAAR!
I don't have apple cuz I'm poor. I have this raspberry doodad that 3d prints vanilla bean ice cream. How can you help me?
/u/drisdane
2 points
3 months ago
SAAR THAT IS NOT POOR! I REMEMBER MY MUDDER PRINTING ICECREAM LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY! WE HERE ARE EXPERTS IN VANILLAJS AND CERTIFIED RASPBERRY ICE CREAM PIE SUPPORT HEADQUARTERS AND ALSO APPLE WIZARDS. WE CAN DO AN UPGRADE FOR YOU AND HELP PRINT YOU APPLE CINNAMON PIE INSTEAD. THIS IS VERY IMPORANT SAAR TO UPGRADE FOR YOUR SECURITY

CAN YOU JUST OPEN ANYDESK SAAR? DO YOU HAVE A MOUSE SAAR? DO YOU HELLO? PLEASE SAAR BUY A MOUSE SAAR!
/u/g3nie
1 points
3 months ago
Hahahahahahhahaha funnny guy jks
KEYBOARD SAAR, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, YES SAAR. NOW, YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT "ANY" KEY, SAAR, BUT SAAR, THERE IS NO SUCH KEY AS "ANY" KEY, HAHAHA SAAR. IT IS JUST JOKE, SAAR, WHEN PEOPLE SAY "PRESS ANY KEY", SAAR, IT MEANS PRESS ANY KEY YOU LIKE, SAAR, BUT SAAR, I MUST KNOW, FOR SECURITY REASONS, SAAR, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER, SAAR, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, SAAR.

OKAY SAAR, NOW LET ME EXPLAIN, SAAR. KEYBOARD HAS MANY KEYS, SAAR, LIKE FUNCTION KEYS, SAAR, NUMBER KEYS, SAAR, AND LETTER KEYS, SAAR. BUT SAAR, THERE IS NO ONE KEY CALLED "ANY" KEY, SAAR. IT IS JUST FIGURE OF SPEECH, SAAR. BUT SAAR, I NEED TO KNOW, FOR VERIFICATION PURPOSES, SAAR, CAN YOU PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD EXPIRY DATE AND SECURITY CODE, SAAR, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, SAAR.
/u/irvingwashington
1 points
3 months ago
anybody else remember this line in starcraft?
/u/Marquez
1 points
3 months ago
buy better keyboard